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Who will be the OC, and how I feel about it 127 members have voted

  1. 1. Who do you think gets the OC job and how do you feel about that?

    • Kevin Johns, Memphis OC: I'm excited, that should be a good fit
      13
    • Kevin Johns, Memphis: blah hire, I reserve the right to later say I knew he'd suck
      6
    • Kevin Johns, Memphis: he sucks, Fire Kevin Johns
      0
    • Rhett Lashlee, SMU OC: I'm excited, that should be a good fit
      9
    • Rhett Lashlee, SMU OC: blah hire, I reserve the right to later say I knew he'd suck
      9
    • Rhett Lashlee, SMU OC: he sucks, Fire Lashlee
      8
    • Some NFL LSU copy cat: blah hire, I reserve the right to later say I knew he'd suck
      15
    • Some NFL LSU copy cat: Fire the asshole
      3
    • Some other college OC
      64

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I'm sticking with limited options.  I'm betting/hoping it's Kevin Johns.

Don't care, got Bijan. Whoever our next HC is going to be (and by extension whoever the OC is after the next OC) is going to look pretty awesome because of it.

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9 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Don't care, got Bijan. Whoever our next HC is going to be (and by extension whoever the OC is after the next OC) is going to look pretty awesome because of it.

hope so, i remember feeling that way  about our last 5 star rb, but....

Don't care, got Bijan. Whoever our next HC is going to be (and by extension whoever the OC is after the next OC) is going to look pretty awesome because of it.
Traylon Shead
Malcolm Brown
Jonathan Gray
Duke Catalon
Chris Warren III
Kyle Porter
Toneil Carter
Keontay Ingram
Derrian Brown

These are all of our top RB recruits since 2010.

Of all those guys, the best RB was Foreman, who got offered the year of Catalon and was a throw-in to get his brother (allegedly).

Not even going to go nuts yet.

6 minutes ago, Snacks said:

Of all those guys, the best RB was Foreman, who got offered the year of Catalon and was a throw-in to get his brother (allegedly).

To you assholes that only look at ratings.

Who’s the most underwhelming option available?

To you assholes that only look at ratings.
I watched Catalon and Porter. I thought one would be a stud and one would be slow.

I didn't expect either to transfer.

Todd Dodge. Another Longhorn alum who has college HC experience, is a great offensive mind, is very familiar to Tom  Herman, but has also coached Sam previously.

EP-309007992.jpgtraylon gave us this gem though . so he's got that going for him 

1 hour ago, idigTexas said:

I don't see South Austin's mom on the list.

Apparently you missed @mdmost post:

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EABOD

 

17 minutes ago, Snacks said:

I watched Catalon and Porter. I thought one would be a stud and one would be slow.

I didn't expect either to transfer.

I mean D'onta being a throw in.  Catalon did look good as well.

Edited by JBJ

11 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Todd Dodge. Another Longhorn alum who has college HC experience, is a great offensive mind, is very familiar to Tom  Herman, but has also coached Sam previously.

Tom isn't going to risk his career on a HS coach running his offense. Hell, the last guy to do that was DKR and we see the disaster that Emery Ballard turned out to be. 

Tom isn't going to risk his career on a HS coach running his offense. Hell, the last guy to do that was DKR and we see the disaster that Emery Ballard turned out to be. 

Emory

 

 

 

that guy was a real Dilworth.

 

What's Greg Davis up to these days?

 

24 minutes ago, Somnio said:

What's Greg Davis up to these days?

 

About tree fiddy.

2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Tom isn't going to risk his career on a HS coach running his offense. Hell, the last guy to do that was DKR and we see the disaster that Emery Ballard turned out to be. 

I don't know where Emory Ballard coached, but I'd take Emory Bellard back even in his present state

Edited by NeverMarryAStripper

3 hours ago, Snacks said:

Traylon Shead
Malcolm Brown
Jonathan Gray
Duke Catalon
Chris Warren III
Kyle Porter
Toneil Carter
Keontay Ingram
Derrian Brown

These are all of our top RB recruits since 2010.

Of all those guys, the best RB was Foreman, who got offered the year of Catalon and was a throw-in to get his brother (allegedly).

Not even going to go nuts yet.
 

Just curious, how many of those were consensus 5 stars?  I think Gray was.  Any others? 

8 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

About tree fiddy.

Lulz

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Just curious, how many of those were consensus 5 stars?  I think Gray was.  Any others? 

Gray and Brown, IIRC

It's gotta be Major Applewhite......right?

I mean D'onta being a throw in.  Catalon did look good as well.
He was. Thought he was too slow. There was talk of him moving to defense.
13 minutes ago, Chad said:

It's gotta be Major Applewhite......right?

He slept with an intern so he’s likely out.  

He slept with an intern so he’s likely out.  
It's been 10 years. He got a bj. He didn't kill 5 hookers. If his wife and the chick are ok, idgaf. I shouldn't have even known about it. Hell, to me, mfers making it public is worse than him doing it. It doesnt just give him bs, it gives his wife and the girl bs. It should have never been public.

Major is like the Bill Clinton of offensive coordinators.

12 minutes ago, SDG said:

He slept with an intern so he’s likely out.  

You do realize that not only did Major retain his job, but he was promoted the following year?

Just now, Chad said:

You do realize that not only did Major retain his job, but he was promoted the following year?

I do; I’m just quoting Texas mentality.  He won’t be an option.  

Allegedly Herman is very interested in Kendal Briles. Hard telling what is true or bullshit, but this site would go nuclear if Kendal Briles was named OC.

28 minutes ago, SDG said:

He slept with an intern so he’s likely out.  

I don't think anyone was asleep when he got that blowjob.  

Traylon Shead
Malcolm Brown
Jonathan Gray
Duke Catalon
Chris Warren III
Kyle Porter
Toneil Carter
Keontay Ingram
Derrian Brown

These are all of our top RB recruits since 2010.

Of all those guys, the best RB was Foreman, who got offered the year of Catalon and was a throw-in to get his brother (allegedly).

Not even going to go nuts yet.


And T. Carter wasn’t even our recruit, per se. He was committed to Georgia. When Chubb decided to come back for one more year, Georgia pulled his scholarship. Texas got a “lucky” bounce on that one.


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2 hours ago, SDG said:

He slept with an intern so he’s likely out.  

He fucks. 

We need an offensive coordinator who fucks. 

Traylon Shead
Malcolm Brown
Jonathan Gray
Duke Catalon
Chris Warren III
Kyle Porter
Toneil Carter
Keontay Ingram
Derrian Brown

These are all of our top RB recruits since 2010.

Of all those guys, the best RB was Foreman, who got offered the year of Catalon and was a throw-in to get his brother (allegedly).

Not even going to go nuts yet.



Sneezy Beltran?
1 hour ago, clapclapclap said:

Who will end up as OC?

Mischa Barton springs to mind.

First one yet I could firmly stand behind

17 minutes ago, DeweyCox said:

First one yet I could firmly stand behind

I'm in.

5 hours ago, SDG said:

He slept with an intern so he’s likely out.  

He did not sleep with an intern. He may or may not be eligible for rehire here, but let’s not make shit up. He got a blow job from a student trainer, and she was not his subordinate (as in didn’t report to him in any way). It was terrible judgment, particularly for a married man, but let’s stick to facts. 

Edited by Tex Pete

He fucks. 
We need an offensive coordinator who fucks. 
we know he can OC when under center. how good is he on the sidelines or in the booth.
5 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

He did not sleep with an intern. He may or may not be eligible for rehire here, but let’s not make shit up. He got a blow job from a student trainer, and she was not his subordinate (as in didn’t report to him in any way). It was terrible judgment, particularly for a married man, but let’s stick to facts. 

If we had to sticks to facts the board would be out of business by next week. 

18 hours ago, idigTexas said:

I don't see South Austin's mom on the list.

Sorry to tell you, but the hits just keep coming.  Graham Harrell just hired her on his USC staff. 

And we all assumed she operated without Trojans. Little did we know.

7 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Sorry to tell you, but the hits just keep coming.  Graham Harrell just hired her on his USC staff. 

Well I am depressed.

Another vote here for Mule dick. 

Surly royalty is royal. How do you inside m'fers know Major got a bj? I've never known all these years exactly what happened

12 hours ago, Chad said:

Allegedly Herman is very interested in Kendal Briles. Hard telling what is true or bullshit, but this site would go nuclear if Kendal Briles was named OC.

I'm OK with Kendal Briles if the offense works, I don't blame him for sins of the father.  

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