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Who is participating?

Former Vice President Joe Biden

South Bend, Indiana, Mayor Pete Buttigieg

Minnesota Sen. Amy Klobuchar

Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders

Businessman Tom Steyer

Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren

Entrepreneur Andrew Yang

 

 

This should be fun. 

1 minute ago, workswithseed said:

Would have been funny if Tulsi stayed on. qualified.

yep.

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

yep.

Eh, most of the candidates aren't qualified.

4 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

Eh, most of the candidates aren't qualified. present.

this is where your joke should've gone.

Just now, henrygandorf said:

this is where your joke should've gone.

Reactions are used up, will get ya later.

Distorted like a slowed down tape that's not slowed down.

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Just now, bolverk said:

Distorted like a slowed down tape that's not slowed down.

That’s just klobuchar speaking. 

Just now, Anastasis said:

That’s just klobuchar speaking. 

Lulz.....good answer by her right now though 

Buttigieg: "Swiiing loooow."

Ok billionaire

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Yang speaking truth. 

Yang gang in the house

Industrial strength hair spray fixes Klobuchar’s tremor

Pete is retaining water.

Yang clapping at the moderator for attention was hilarious.

Yang must be a russie saying we need need to move on from impeachment. 

*offshoring

Klobuchar referencing "Sherrod Brown" like anyone gives a hot gay fuck who he is.

Tulsi really would spice up this debate. 

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There should only be 5 people on stage. 

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Just now, AustinHorn said:

Tulsi really would spice up this debate. 

Fine. 6. 

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Kitchen table. Drink. 

Who the f*** does their bills at the kitchen table you f****** millennial posing as a boomer

 

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Just now, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Everybody but Bern and Liz suck 

Liz can best trump. Sanders nor Biden will. 

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She’s gonna run away from M4A in the general though. 

Steyer, "I've been for a wealth tax for over a year."

holy shit

Steyer gonna go toe to toe with Trump onthe economy?

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Autocorrect on Steyer

Billionaires should pay to breathe public air.  Need to quit subsidizing that shit.

Yang is Romney plus his stupid dividend.  

1 minute ago, Fozzz said:

Billionaires should pay to breathe public air.  Need to quit subsidizing that shit.

The reaction to that spiel from Buttigieg was yawning silence.

"MAKE RICH KIDS PAY TUITION!" is not something anyone fucking cares about. Idiot.

4 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Steyer, "I've been for a wealth tax for over a year."

holy shit

he said wealth snacks.  i had to rewind it.

Amy must be into kink.  

Yang is the best and most intelligent candidate up there. Which means he doesn’t stand a chance.

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

he said wealth snacks.  i had to rewind it.

I'd take a wealth snack. Seems like he's older whiter Yang in that case. 

Yang wants to fund his UBI with a regressive VAT.

so smart!!!

bad_teammate just got a boner when Bernie told the questioner his question was wrong.

Just now, TexArcher said:

bad_teammate just got a boner when Bernie told the questioner his question was wrong.

would've been better if it was a woman he was scolding while waggling his finger and manspreading

But yeah, Yang telling the media that we hate them and they suck ruled. Bernie telling moderators their questions are dumb also ruled.

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Batteries are clean energy. 

Amy Klobuchar is what happens when beige fucks celery.

a candidate saying we need to push thorium for nuke power is engorging

Plz murder my industry with nuclear innovation.

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

Batteries are clean energy. 

No environmental issues whatsoever with disposal.

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