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I guess this is a mixed bag. On the one hand, that’s pretty cool for ol’Francisco. On the other hand, he had a chance to just veer into Satan and remove him from everyone else’s equations and he failed on that front. 

Lots of domestic violence going on in Oklahoma tonight.

I guess this is a mixed bag. On the one hand, that’s pretty cool for ol’Francisco. On the other hand, he had a chance to just veer into Satan and remove him from everyone else’s equations and he failed on that front. 

This is kinda where I am right now. However, a cool story and pic is a cool story and pic.

That windbag can do any hand gesture he likes; however, it doesn't change the lying, cheating, or stealing in his past. I have nothing but contempt for him and his ilk.

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90% of surly would love to drink and shoot the shit w Barry.  Can’t say that about Mack, Herman, or Osborne.  

15 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

90% of surly would love to drink and shoot the shit w Barry

[slowly raises hand]

7 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I guess this is a mixed bag. On the one hand, that’s pretty cool for ol’Francisco. On the other hand, he had a chance to just veer into Satan and remove him from everyone else’s equations and he failed on that front. 

Merry Christmas Charlie Brown  !!

Huh, there's a lot of demographic info in that "thank you."  You should have just wrapped a crowbar around that cocksucker's neck, Francisco.

24 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Huh, there's a lot of demographic info in that "thank you."  You should have just wrapped a crowbar around that cocksucker's neck, Francisco.

DKR approves that message.

Francisco attended UT but didnt know who Barry Switzer is?

 

jfc Francisco, read a goddamn book or go to a game man

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Francisco attended UT but didnt know who Barry Switzer is?

 

jfc Francisco, read a goddamn book or go to a game man

Probably 50% - 60% of UT students have never attended a game.

It gives me great comfort Francisco didn’t know who he was helping

18 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Probably 50% - 60% of UT students have never attended a game.

Shut your whore mouth!  If what you say is true It explains why our society is going to shit.   

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“Barry, can you put your head under the car and look to see if the jack is in the right place?”

1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

90% of surly would love to drink and shoot the shit w Barry.  Can’t say that about Mack, Herman, or Osborne.  

Francisco should have done the world a favor and pushed Barry info traffic.

Fuck Barry Switzer. Fuck OU. 

2 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

90% of surly would love to drink and shoot the shit w Barry.  Can’t say that about Mack, Herman, or Osborne.  

I’d drink with Tom, but only in hopes of him passing out so I could hang out with Michelle.

10 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I guess this is a mixed bag. On the one hand, that’s pretty cool for ol’Francisco. On the other hand, he had a chance to just veer into Satan and remove him from everyone else’s equations and he failed on that front. 

Maybe he played the long game and left the lug nuts loose.

4 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

90% of surly would love to drink and shoot Barry.

I don't drink anymore, but yes to the other part.

3 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

90% of surly would love to drink and shoot the shit w Barry.  Can’t say that about Mack, Herman, or Osborne.  

You say this every time Switzer comes up. You’re wrong every time. I’ve had plenty of fun with plenty of people. I don’t need a piece of shit in the middle of all of that to have a good time, and neither do most people that aren’t sooners. 

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

You say this every time Switzer comes up. You’re wrong every time. I’ve had plenty of fun with plenty of people. I don’t need a piece of shit in the middle of all of that to have a good time, and neither do most people that aren’t sooners. 

Listen I like you, but you don’t always have to be message board tough guy.  To be fair TxPete always is -  He wears it well.  

If you’re being honest, you’d have a blast w him. 

But I’m an asshole sooner, wtf do I know about honesty?

 

On a serious note, how do you attend UT and not know who Switzer is? 🙄

4 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Probably 50% - 60% of UT students have never attended a game.

Probably too young to "know of him", if watching a game or two on the tube... I've met Switzer, cool in my book...

Francisco attended UT but didnt know who Barry Switzer is?
 
jfc Francisco, read a goddamn book or go to a game man
everybody on here was sucking that cocksucking cheating ass alpo piece of shit Hayden Fry's dick. people need to learn some history. fuck him and fuck Switzer. two turds of the same feather.
Listen I like you, but you don’t always have to be message board tough guy.  To be fair TxPete always is -  He wears it well.  
If you’re being honest, you’d have a blast w him. 

But I’m an asshole sooner, wtf do I know about honesty?
 
On a serious note, how do you attend UT and not know who Switzer is? [emoji849]
naw. maybe if we wern't doing that shoot the shit thing. I'm not much into enemas and projectile shitting. So do yall dirt burglars shoot for distance or accuracy?

I might enjoy going to Pancho's with Barry to load the magazine as it were though. Raise The Flag! But I prefer to get rid of the resulting aggy in the normal fashion where you can just flush em on over to cloaca station.
90% of surly would love to drink and shoot the shit w Barry.  Can’t say that about Mack, Herman, or Osborne.  


Worlds best uncle, worlds worst dad.
1 hour ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

So Barry can’t change a flat tire?

Kings don’t change their own flat tires.  That’s what UT grads are for 😉

2 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

So Barry can’t change a flat tire?

It’s the unscrewing of things that confuses him and other gooners.

Such a flim-flam man.  Would praise the Lord, worship the devil, preach a gospel, fuck a goat...whatever it takes to get where he wants to be. 

11 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Such a flim-flam man.  Would praise the Lord, worship the devil, preach a gospel, fuck a goat...whatever it takes to get where he wants to be. 

When you grow up a bootleggers boy that happens.  They were on equal footing as black folks.  Fuck the CR.  Let’s not go there.  

23 hours ago, Casual Encounter said:

I’d drink with Tom, but only in hopes of him passing out so I could hang out with Michelle.

Unlikely he'd pass out. He'd do a couple of rails, order a couple more jagr bombs, and put you under the table, bro.

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Kings don’t change their own flat tires.  That’s what UT grads are for [emoji6]
VERY RACIST
On 12/20/2019 at 10:13 PM, closetojumping said:

I guess this is a mixed bag. On the one hand, that’s pretty cool for ol’Francisco. On the other hand, he had a chance to just veer into Satan and remove him from everyone else’s equations and he failed on that front. 

Love your enemies; bless those that curse you, and return good for ill.

18 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Kings don’t change their own flat tires.  That’s what UT grads are for 😉

CTD from the top fucking rope!

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