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Need about 16pts from Vikings D to win FFL Finals.  A repeat of last week will do. 

4 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Need about 16pts from Vikings D to win FFL Finals.  A repeat of last week will do. 

 

3 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Vikes force a fumble on GB's first series!

Atta, baby.  Keep it up. 

That MNF pic of Rodgers is looking extra pornstachee, like he plays for the Midnight Cowboys.

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WTF Vikes? Trick play on 3rd and medium that Diggs overthrows, then a blown 4th down pass attempt? 

Seriously missing Cooks and Alexander tonight. Vikes need to control the game clock & they're giving Rodgers too many chances.

Are delay of games just not a thing for the Packers? That was the 2nd time the ball was snapped at 0.

And Booger is unlistenable. Why does he have a job?

Halftime highlights are where Chris Berman is still good.  Screw the haters.  Just wish it were longer so they could show more than 1 play per game.

Also, those Broncos uniforms yesterday were atrocious.

Also, also, Linda Cohn needs to start dressing like the grandma she now is, stop pretending to be some hot 20 or 30 something.  She's pretty gross in a lot of these commercials now. 

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It's ok to get old, but please do so gracefully.

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There's nobody on earth being paid more money than TJ to do these bits with Berman. He doesn't say 50 words in 3 minutes. Brilliant.

"Rudolph committed to staying in Minnesota."

To be fair, it's easier for Rudolph to adapt to MN winters.

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Goddammit, Vikes. Stefanski and Zimmer are making a mess of this game. Second time on 3rd and mid you go to a trick play that doesn't work. The defense is gassed. GB is about to go on a clock chewing drive for points. Fuck.

Vikings, Y'all owe us for pulling that stupid ass miracle catch in 2017, then going to Philadelphia and getting embarassed.

So of course Cousins will choke in supremely embarrassing fashion on national TV, as is tradition.

47 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Cousins gets paid how much to be this mediocre? (Mediocre is being generous.)

Yeah, 4 YPA doesn’t even rise to the level of mediocre. He’s such a shit QB against any team with a pulse. 

I work with a semi-functional moron who roots for the Vikings. He runs his mouth all the time about them. I tell him everytime he gets on a shit-talking spree that Kirk Cousins is his QB and they will fail because of that. Cannot wait to see this guy tomorrow. 

1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Goddammit, Vikes. Stefanski and Zimmer are making a mess of this game. Second time on 3rd and mid you go to a trick play that doesn't work. The defense is gassed. GB is about to go on a clock chewing drive for points. Fuck.

If your rant does not begin with blaming Cousins you are knowingly doing it wrong.

1 hour ago, TexasHooch said:

Are delay of games just not a thing for the Packers? That was the 2nd time the ball was snapped at 0.

And Booger is unlistenable. Why does he have a job?

Is that the guy's name?  I had to turn the sound down.

 

1 hour ago, Burt Macklin said:

Yeah, 4 YPA doesn’t even rise to the level of mediocre. He’s such a shit QB against any team with a pulse. 

He looked like a god damn all pro when he played Dallas' shit defense. Then again, they made bums like Sam Darnold and Trubisky look like all pros as well.

Vikings have a solid team across the board. I don't get why they thought Cousins was the guy to come in and get them to the next level. Especially paying him what they did. Coaching and QB are their downfall.

I'm not sure they have any shot to win a playoff game this year. They will be the 6 seed. The 3 seed in the NFC is going to be a damn good team. Has Cousins ever beaten a good team in his career?

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