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Manny "his defense is ass my dude" _iaz and Miami vs LaTech former home of Manny "his defense was not quite such ass my dude" _iaz

I think LaTech takes this one

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Miami #130th in the nation in 3rd down conversions (that is ass my dude) gets a first down then stalls out on the next series with a 3rd and 9 and punts to LaTech

LaTech on first down gets a short pass and the receiver runs the fuck over the defender going for a patented Manny "lick" and picks up about 40 yards to the Miami 35

then a sack and a chop block pushed them back about 20 yards for a 2nd and 31

then 3rd and 31 and a sack and a punt

Edited by ButtFumble

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tweets saying dan enos might be fired after the game

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odd open mic on a review of the spot that gave Miami a first down you hear and open mic (producer) say "do you still want to show her" and then they cut to the Miami cheerleaders

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LaTech won the trivia night!

3rd and 9 Miami throws a shit pass to the receiver just past the first down line and their #130 ranked 3rd down conversion offense punts

LaTech takes over on their own 7

Edited by ButtFumble

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2nd down LaTech runner moves lateral along the line and gets a hole for 9 to the 34

3rd down up the gut for 7 to the 41

first down 1 yard to the 42

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2nd down loss of 4 so 3rd and 13 incomplete pass on 3rd LaTech punts returned to the LaTech 48

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Miami picks up a first down to the LaTech 38

next play nothing, then a big sack so 3rd and 14 Miami gets 9 and goes for it on 4th and 5 QB avoids the sack and scrambles for a 1st down, but there is a penalty hands to the face so 4th and 20 so they punt....Miami looks like total shit

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runs up the gut and some screens LaTech moves to the Miami 26 and the QB scrambles and make a nice pass to the RB releasing from the backfield that runs down an empty field for a TD

13 plays for 91 yards LaTech 7 Ass My Dude 0

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Miami takes the KO

and goes 3 and out after a 3rd and 4 pass is slightly behind the receiver that should have caught it, but don't give a fuck attitude and a nice hit by the defender results in a dropped ball

on the punt Miami's ja'cory couch (of the two ja'corys TV show fame) smashes the punt returned just as he is catching the ball and takes a 15 yarder

1st down LaTech at their own 40

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3 and out by LaTech on the punt Miami fields it at about the 12 and tried to make a juke play for a 5 yard loss Miami starts from their own 7

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Tathan steps in as QB it looks like he has the combined notes that he and johnny have taken in their entire college career strapped to his wrist

runs for 6 then runs for none so 3rd and 4

throws to the 22 for a 1st down

1st from the 22 he has major happy feet and does the longest scramble for -1 running out of bounds

false start so now 2nd and 16

scrambles out of bounds for 3 so 3rd and 13 he checks the play encyclopedia in his wrist and avoids a sack scrambles then takes a sack for -3 Miami punts nice return by LaTech to the Miami 45

I think the insertion of ass my dude has fired up LaTech

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LaTech punts to the end zone Miami takes over on the 20

ass is not in at QB

1st down rush for 1 2nd and 9

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LaTech calls times out to preserve time Miami 3 and out punts on 4th and one after a half hearted shit scramble by QB Williams

horrible punt LaTech takes over on their own 41 after the 29 yard punt

next year coaching HSO Manny goes 1-3

and gets fired

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I bought into the theory that Mack was holding him back, but are we sure Manny's not just as shitty as when Taysom was abusing him?  

Edited by WBT

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I updated the pic to include the giant book of dudes tate is trying to blow that he has on his wrist

Diaz is terrible. Seeing The U struggle like this is mind bottling. Those poor fans.

No not really F them.

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Manny has a very punchable face

LaTech takes the kickoff drives to their own 45 for a 3rd and 8 and Miami wisely waste a time out

so go to a commercial for some Ecoli burritos

1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

Manny has a very punchable face

LaTech takes the kickoff drives to their own 45 for a 3rd and 8 and Miami wisely waste a time out

so go to a commercial for some Ecoli burritos

Fortunately for Miami, the LATech qb is throwing with the accuracy of Dak Prescott 

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LaTech fails on 3rd down Miami takes over on their own 21 tate takes a seat on the bench as willimas comes back out

Miami gets a first down after a 12 yard gain on first down almost throws a pick 6 as a lineman unblocked rejects a screen pass

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3rd and 8 Miami shows us why they are #130 out of 130 teams in D1-A in 3rd down conversions and throws a pass 2 yards beyond the receiver

LaTech return man muffs the punt but LaTech player recovers it at their own 18 to prevent a massive fuck up

Reminder that we put up 45 points and 6.2 ypp on LaTech.  Miami is at 3.7 ypp.

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Just now, MonkeyDoughnut said:

These teams should embrace this bowl and look for "walk on" QBs mid game....

They are terrible

no doubt there is some fat dude with a season of eligibility left or a guy from coed flag football that could come in and play better for both

this is some of the most inaccurate passing i have seen in a long time

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Jay'Maher Smith for LaTech just threw the ball to the open field with no one within 15 yards of the ball...WTF

Miami is playing La Tech in the independence Bowl.  My how the mighty have fallen.

The La Tech RB looks like he has W.R. Grace Ice & Water Shield on his arms.

Nice catch

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1st down 2 yards

2ns down pass 4 yards away from receiver

3rd down sack for loss of 5 to their own 38

Miami punts both of these QBs blow

LaTech from their own 16 gets a 6 yard run up the gut to the 22

2nd down and 4 play action pass that somehow manages to make it to a wide open receiver to the LaTech 39

first down run up the gut for 4

2nd and 6 run for 1 so 3rd and 5

at the LaTech 44 first down to the Miami 49

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if LaTech can remotely keep making these pass plays Miami is fucked

I’m starting to think taking the over was a bad idea..

The wave now the biggest development of this quarter

 

fuck those piece of shit fans doing the wave

 

watch the goddamn game. Pathetic

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2nd and 8 trick play reverse LaTech player breaks a tackle to the 34 nice play

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

The wave now the biggest development of this quarter

 

fuck those piece of shit fans doing the wave

 

watch the goddamn game. Pathetic

The game has not been worth the price of admission so far.  To make up for it you need the wave and then a bench clearing brawl or something like that.  Free beer would work too. 

6 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

The wave now the biggest development of this quarter

 

fuck those piece of shit fans doing the wave

 

watch the goddamn game. Pathetic

Let us know when a game breaks out

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laTech stalls and goes backwards a bit and punts from the 38

Miami takes the punt at the 8

LaTech punting game is probably the best aspect of this game

tate still riding the pine

1st down Miami takes a 1 yard gain to the 9 second and 9

flag second and 13

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