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wait no penalty Miami wasted another time out

LaTech gets a massive interception at the Miami 31 hell of a play!

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1st down LaTech gets 7 then false start so 2nd and 8 they get the 1st

get 1 yard so second and 9 at the 18 bad pass so 3rd and 9 intercepted by Miami returned to the LaTech 28

after a lateral that gained then another 20 or so yards

The play by play guy must have 20/90 vision. It’s amazing all the obvious shit he’s missing. Didn’t even notice a lateral on the live action play. 

The LT QB .. as shitty as he’s playing tonight .: passed for more than 300 yards against Texas.

Let that soak in ...

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N'Kois Perry comes out as QB for Miami so tate is probably on his cellular device entering the transfer portal right now

they are reviewing the lateral to see if it was backwards or forwards

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after the review it was a forward lateral so Miami ball at the 50

lateral pass that gets 4 so second and 6

Perry appears to have stolen tates book of dudes he wants to blow

run for minus 1 so 3rd and 7 some shit talking takes place

pass for a 1st down to the LaTech 35

 

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1st down tons of holding by Miami so 1st and 10 from the LaTech 40 (not sure how that was only 5 yards)

run for none yards second and 15

 

 

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Perry avoids a sack ALMOST intentional grounding but it was not

3rd and 14 Perry avoids sack throws decent pass, but caught barely out of bounds Miami punts

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LaTech had a nice down field pass and a late hit out of bounds ball at Miami 42

3rd and 3 throw to feet of receiver 4th and 3 they punt

touch back so Miami ball at their own 20

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Miami pass down the middle of the field receiver pulls ball down to his crotch as he is moving down field (running backwards) and drops ball and LaTech recovers it on field review equipment of failing so they are going to the phones for a review

incomplete pass 2nd and 10 from Miami 20

From a Canes website:

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Can we put motherfuckers in the portal? ****...

 

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targeting review on 3rd and 7 kind of bullshit

Miami ball 1st down at the 50

low snap scrambles with a hold then a face mask on what would have been a great sack so replay 1st down from the 50

Shit targeting call.  But this game is boring as fuck and needs to die 

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int great catch by LaTech

3:22 to go LaTech ball 1st and 10 at the LaTech 45

And on the pick they show the least excited La Tech fans in existence as Charlie Daniels and his clan ponder whether possession of the ball with 3m left up 7 is a good thing or not.  

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Maimi needs to get Nick Starkill on the phone STAT (he can't be shittier than what they have)

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Miami with only 1 time out.....dumb fucks after wasting one early in the 3rd and late in the 3rd

 

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2nd and 7 LaTech gets a first down to the Miami 37

run up the gut for a couple 2nd and 7 with 2: minutes left at the snap

LaTech QB runs a massive run up the gut and Jay'Maher slides at the 5

1st and goal at the 5 up the gut for the TD by the QB

75 seconds left better put tater in to make something happen!

Miami sucks cocks and nice win by LaTech even though it was ugly as fuck and a 10 win season first since 1985

9 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

THREE hours of our lives we’ll never get back. 

It’s fun to watch Miami get embarrassed by a G5 team we blew out. 

Just gots to show how good texas really was week 1

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kick off tate nowhere to be seen Miami fucks up the pooch kick takes the ball at the 21 (too stupid to fair catch)

somehow only 1 second off the clock

1:14 left tate not on the field so Miami not trying to win at all

Nowhere fucking close to the worst game ive seen this year

 

 

jfc the people complaining about watching actual, real college football are the same broke dicks that will be complaining that there is no football on tv in 5 months

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14-0 LaTech haha what a joke Miami is

ball at Miami 35 43 seconds left

reporting again Enos to be fired

hail marry almost intercepted LaTech players fought for it and screwed each other

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Nowhere fucking close to the worst game ive seen this year

 

 

jfc the people complaining about watching actual, real college football are the same broke dicks that will be complaining that there is no football on tv in 5 months

Yeah.  This is pretty bad but I'll take this over April/no football any day.

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barely run for a 1st by QB 21 seconds left pass across the middle for 1st down hail marry game over

3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Nowhere fucking close to the worst game ive seen this year

 

 

jfc the people complaining about watching actual, real college football are the same broke dicks that will be complaining that there is no football on tv in 5 months

Better than the 2006 Rose Bow, imo.

I was at the 1991 Cotton Bowl.  The only programs I loathe more than Miami are OU and A&M.  I take great pleasure in every loss for the Hurricanes.  Screw them.

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Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

Yeah.  This is pretty bad but I'll take this over April/no football any day.

We just witnessed a records set today

 

first shutout in Independence Bowl history

 

Manny Diaz is such a shit coach.   I love the story about Mack calling Saban asking who to hire and Saban said Manny Diaz. I’m sure Saban still laughs when he tells that story at parties 

15 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Nowhere fucking close to the worst game ive seen this year

 

 

jfc the people complaining about watching actual, real college football are the same broke dicks that will be complaining that there is no football on tv in 5 months

In July I’ll be so desperate for college football that I’d pay to watch you and CTJ live stream commentary the Va Tech/Wake 0-0 game from South Austin’s Mom’s basement 

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