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2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Good first quarter Memphis.  

The rare and uber enjoyable types of games like BSU-OU Fiesta bowl aside these matchups usually show how much G5 teams needs to shut the fuck up.

They're 3-2 against P5 in this game.  

 

But after the 2014 Miami Beach Bowl and the thug shit they pulled, fuck Memphis and their fans.  

16 minutes ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

The bowl schedule is really strange this year.  Semifinals on the 28th instead of new year's day? The Orange Bowl on the 30th? Only two "New Years Six" bowls on January 1?

All because of the fucking Rose Bowl and the power that game yields for whatever reason.   Someone wrote an article about how ridiculous it is and how this year millions of dollars in ad revenue are being lost because of it (i.e., semifinal games are being played on a super heavy travel day (instead of NYD) and then a ridiculously long layoff before the championship game all because the Rose Bowl has to get their time slot).

except they just showed 3 sections on the 300 level on the pedder side that are empty.  bad look pedder.

Penn State's #11 got hit in the helmet by his own guy, his teammates propped him up while he was woozily wobbling on his feet, but was allowed to stay in the game.

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

except they just showed 3 sections on the 300 level on the pedder side that are empty.  bad look pedder.

I wouldn't want to sit with Nitters either.

1 minute ago, TeddyBearStallion said:

But after the 2014 Miami Beach Bowl and the thug shit they pulled, fuck Memphis and their fans.  

Schmitty, you are fetch.

3 minutes ago, Skipper said:

All because of the fucking Rose Bowl and the power that game yields for whatever reason.   Someone wrote an article about how ridiculous it is and how this year millions of dollars in ad revenue are being lost because of it (i.e., semifinal games are being played on a super heavy travel day (instead of NYD) and then a ridiculously long layoff before the championship game all because the Rose Bowl has to get their time slot).

Domer and the Rose Bowl are the 2 biggest problems in FBS.

6 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

except they just showed 3 sections on the 300 level on the pedder side that are empty.  bad look pedder.

They probably hit the showers early.

That middle couldn't be more wide open if it were South Austin's mom. 

15 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Good first quarter Memphis.  

The rare and uber enjoyable types of games like BSU-OU Fiesta bowl aside these matchups usually show how much G5 teams needs to shut the fuck up.

And why an 8-team playoff shouldn't have an auto-spot for a G5.  Need a qualifier that a G5/independent must be ranked in the top 8 in whatever system they use to pick the 3 wildcards.

Edited by clapclapclap

10 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

And why an 8-team playoff shouldn't have an auto-spot for a G5.  Need a qualifier that a G5/independent must be ranked in the top 8 in whatever system they use to pick the 3 wildcards.

Top 10

13 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

And why an 8-team playoff shouldn't have an auto-spot for a G5.  Need a qualifier that a G5/independent must be ranked in the top 8 in whatever system they use to pick the 3 wildcards.

I don't mind it.  Underdogs are part of what makes the basketball tourney great.  UCF beat Auburn and probably would have beaten LSU last year if they didn't lose their star QB the game before.  I think the highest rated deserves a shot if it ever goes to 8.

My father in law is a PSU grad and a huge donor.  He still thinks JoePa was railroaded, that Sandusky didn't rape any children, and that the story "just doesn't check out"
This sentiment is held by many of his friends
They're just Aggy North, at best.  At worst, they're worse
aggy
I'd like it to rain right on the State Pen sideline and on their asshole fans.
tornado take out jerrah's baby
Wonder if it's a generational thing.  If you're 50+ you probably think JoePa was Christ Jesus incarnate
nope. jopa is the scum of the earth.






RRS’s - 18

Actual Cotton Bowls.... well... none...

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so none.

there is no such thing as rrs. rrr. rr anything. except the rr itself.
2 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:
1 hour ago, Tracer Bullet said:
Wonder if it's a generational thing.  If you're 50+ you probably think JoePa was Christ Jesus incarnate

nope. jopa is the scum of the earth.

I assume he meant generational in addition to rarely venturing outside of rural Pennsylvania. 

Not a Cotton Bowl game, just a game played at the Cotton Bowl in completely different weather.
nope. not a game played anywhere. does not exist except in brent musbarfer's cloaca.
I almost went to this game.  But the cost of parking though...
park at the walmart or jack in the box lulz
I assume he meant generational in addition to rarely venturing outside of rural Pennsylvania. 
whatever. jopa is still scum of the earth
51 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

can brady white play in the league?

Yes, maybe not a starter right away but with a little development.

43 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

And why an 8-team playoff shouldn't have an auto-spot for a G5.  Need a qualifier that a G5/independent must be ranked in the top 8 in whatever system they use to pick the 3 wildcards.

26 minutes ago, Skipper said:

I don't mind it.  Underdogs are part of what makes the basketball tourney great.  UCF beat Auburn and probably would have beaten LSU last year if they didn't lose their star QB the game before.  I think the highest rated deserves a shot if it ever goes to 8.

Kind of a chicken and egg question.  I think it's a pretty easy point to make that the talent disparity between P5 and G5 programs in FBS is a product of the lack of a path to the playoffs/big bowls for most G5 teams.  Let G5 teams in the playoffs and you would see fewer 3 and 4 star backups being hoarded by P5 teams, instead playing at G5 teams, thus flattening the talent differential.

 

6 minutes ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

Kind of a chicken and egg question.  I think it's a pretty easy point to make that the talent disparity between P5 and G5 programs in FBS is a product of the lack of a path to the playoffs/big bowls for most G5 teams.  Let G5 teams in the playoffs and you would see fewer 3 and 4 star backups being hoarded by P5 teams, instead playing at G5 teams, thus flattening the talent differential.

 

This.  You level the playing field for all 130+ teams and you'll see much more parity when it comes to recruiting and on the field play. I think the shift wouldn't take that long either. 

 

Edit: and CFB will be much less predictable and mundane.  

Edited by TeddyBearStallion

#71 again!


Three times in a row on the 3rd and 20 incompletion too. 71 is getting worked.

I like this quick quick offense. Memphis can move the ball well against these bastards when they don't let the State Pen defense come at them with deep drops.

Well that helps things. 

I can’t help but get annoyed that Penn St and Baylor basically got off scott free for being scummy programs but we get harassed an entire offseason for Horns down

No problem, 3 more FGs and Memphis will tie it up.

3 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

"Holy...(long pause)...cow!"

I really thought he was going to say something else right there...

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