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Since this is getting started so late in the year, entries will be accepted and valid if submitted before the end of the day Monday, January 6, 2020.
Pick 10 celebrities (a general guideline is that if they have a wiki page they are a celeb)
Points are 100 minus their age at death, you need to pick at least guess who is currently under 40

I am mainly sticking with my standard picks, until they are no longer eligible

- Joseph Ratzinger (aka the ex-pope) DOB 4/16/27)
- Orenthal James Simpson (notorious knife fanatic) DOB 7/9/47
- James E "Jimmy" Carter  10/1/24
- Sandra Day OConnor 3/26/30
- Jim Kelly 4/14/60
= Elon Musk 6/28/71
- Kevin Spacey 7/26/60
- Bill Cosby 7/12/37
- Bernie Madoff 4/29/38
- Pete Davidison 11/16/93
 

 

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“pick at least guess who is currently under 40“

I’ll play, just want to clarify this part though.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg. At some point, either the reaper will come for her or she will piss the clintons off.

My picks 

Jimmy Carter 

Bob Dole

Jerry Stiller

Loretta Lynn

Tina Turner 

Vanessa Redgrave 

Ed Asner

Ruth Ginsburg 

Demi Lovato 

Olivia Newton John 

  • Kirk Douglas - December 9, 1916
  • Olivia de Haviland - July 1, 1916
  • Doris Merrick - June 6, 1919
  • Carl Reiner - March 20, 1922
1 hour ago, Agent 13 said:

Is Alex Trebek off limits?

More like the free space in bingo. Everyone gets him.

 

3 minutes ago, Larry T. Spider said:

More like the free space in bingo. Everyone gets him.

Bravo!

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7 hours ago, Larry T. Spider said:

“pick at least guess who is currently under 40“

I’ll play, just want to clarify this part though.

Engrish is are hard for me - you need to make one of your picks/guesses someone who is under 40

Jerry Jones

Donald Trump

Pete Davidson

Bob Stoops

Hillary Clinton

Rachel Ray

CarrotTop

Phil Spector

Bill Cosby

Skip Bayless

 

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4 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Jerry Jones

Donald Trump

Pete Davidson

Bob Stoops

Hillary Clinton

Rachel Ray

CarrotTop

Phil Spector

Bill Cosby

Skip Bayless

 

Did you mix this up with a wish list?

Prince Philip (Duke of Edinburgh) (98)

Carl Reiner (97)

Jimmy Carter (95)

Angela Lansbury (94)

Jim Lovell (91)

Ruth Bader Ginsburg (86)

Harry Reid (80)

R. Kelly (53 on January 8th)

Matthew Perry (50)

Antonio Brown (31)

 

 

 

Kevin Von Erich

Britney Spears 

Bob Knight

Bill Parcells 

Harrison Ford

CarrotTop

Vince Vaughn 

Gerardo 

Geraldo Rivera 

Tara Reid

Gene Hackman (1/30/1930)

Pete Davidson (11/16/1993)

Art Garfunkel (11/5/1941)

Linda Rondstat (7/15/1946)

Christopher Lloyd (10/22/1938)

Ozzy Osbourne (12/3/1948)

Willie Nelson (4/29/1933)

Joran van der Sloot (8/6/1987)

Michael J Fox (7/9/1961)

Archie Mountbatten-Windsor (5/6/2019)

Kevin Von Erich
Britney Spears 
Bob Knight
Bill Parcells 
Harrison Ford
CarrotTop
Vince Vaughn 
Gerardo 
Geraldo Rivera 
Tara Reid

What the fuck did the Von Erich’s ever do to you?
1 hour ago, Continental Op said:

Archie Mountbatten-Windsor (5/6/2019)

😢 that would be terribly sad

16 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

How the fuck you gonna pick a baby?

In similar poor taste, I posit that Barron Trump has sneaky good value.

Edited by Blotto

Never played before and actually did some research. There’s a morbid excitement when you run across a 12 paragraph detail of a former pro wrestlers alcohol fueled heath problems

John Lewis (2/21/1940)

Lamar Odom (11/6/1979)

Jerry Sandusky (1/26/1944)

Dick Cheney (1/30/1941)

Ric Flair (2/25/1949)

Alex Trebek (7/22/1940)

Rush Limbaugh (1/12/1951)

Hulk Hogan (8/11/1953)

Aaron Carter (12/7/1987)

Michael J Fox (6/9/1961)

1 hour ago, Larry T. Spider said:

Never played before and actually did some research. There’s a morbid excitement when you run across a 12 paragraph detail of a former pro wrestlers alcohol fueled heath problems

John Lewis (2/21/1940) 

Lamar Odom (11/6/1979)

Jerry Sandusky (1/26/1944)

Dick Cheney (1/30/1941)

Ric Flair (2/25/1949)<~~~~~~and fuck this 

Alex Trebek (7/22/1940)

Rush Limbaugh (1/12/1951)

Hulk Hogan (8/11/1953)

Aaron Carter (12/7/1987)

Michael J Fox (6/9/1961)

2 pancreatic cancer patients, Michael J Fox and a Heart Transplant patient ....stacked field

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8 hours ago, michaelpshayes said:

 

Kevin Von Erich

 

Username checks out.

13 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

My picks 

 

Olivia Newton John 

That's one out of left field.....Has she been sick?

9 hours ago, Continental Op said:

 

Willie Nelson (4/29/1933)

 

May god smite you and your whore mouth. 

2 hours ago, Hpara759 said:

That's one out of left field.....Has she been sick?

Lots of cancer 

Shit, I had no idea Gene Hackman was about to be 90.  

And I'm cool with little royal babies, but picking Willie is out of line. 

Demi Lovato (27)

Bob Barker (96)

Val Kilmer (59)

Jack Nicholson (82)

Joni Mitchell (76)

Randy Travis (60)

Bob Dole (96)

6ix9ine (23)

Teri Garr (75)

Liza Minnelli (73)

12 hours ago, PhillyD said:

Did you mix this up with a wish list?

I only need one to hit and we all win

8 hours ago, michaelpshayes said:

2 pancreatic cancer patients, Michael J Fox and a Heart Transplant patient ....stacked field

Go to Flair’s wiki page and read the health section. Pretty rough. 

Dick Cheney’s is 12 paragraphs but it started in 2000 so I doubt all the heart stuff catches up with him now.

10 hours ago, Larry T. Spider said:

Never played before and actually did some research. There’s a morbid excitement when you run across a 12 paragraph detail of a former pro wrestlers alcohol fueled heath problems

John Lewis (2/21/1940)

Lamar Odom (11/6/1979)

Jerry Sandusky (1/26/1944)

Dick Cheney (1/30/1941)

Ric Flair (2/25/1949)

Alex Trebek (7/22/1940)

Rush Limbaugh (1/12/1951)

Hulk Hogan (8/11/1953)

Aaron Carter (12/7/1987)

Michael J Fox (6/9/1961)

There needs to be a rule that the celebrity in question cannot have a current terminal illness that has been publicly disclosed.  John Lewis and Alex Trabek should be disqualified.

Edited by Aqua Buddha

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

There needs to be a rule that the celebrity in question cannot have a current terminal illness that has been publicly disclosed.  John Lewis and Alex Trabek should be disqualified.

If Wally wants to amend the rules, I am happy to replace those two. 

Aaron Carter (32)

Josh Hamilton (38)

Corey Feldman (48)

John Daly (53)

Todd Bridges (54)

Tanya Tucker (61)

Hulk Hogan (66)

Richard Simmons (71)

Shirley MacLaine (85)

Betty White (97)

Shelley Long

Bruce Jenner

Jaden Smith

I’m finding out people that I thought were dead, are still alive.

1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:

I’m finding out people that I thought were dead, are still alive.

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Kirk Douglas and Olivia de Haviland are 103 years old, and I'm the only one who picked them?

Should I feel bad?

11 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Kirk Douglas and Olivia de Haviland are 103 years old, and I'm the only one who picked them?

Should I feel bad?

Well you lose 3 points if they die so that's a pretty poor pick

 

My 2019 class is still mostly alive

Clint Eastwood (89)

Wilford Brimley (85)

Elizabeth II (93)

Robert Mugabe (94) DEAD replaced with: Gary Busey (76)

Willie Nelson (86)

Loretta Lynn (87)

Bob Barker (96)

George RR Martin (71)

Bob Dole (96)

Shia LaBeouf (33)

 

6 points was a pretty bad board in 2019, but at least it was the most deserving on the list.

Edited by SimonBolivar

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Kirk Douglas and Olivia de Haviland are 103 years old, and I'm the only one who picked them?

Should I feel bad?

I had KD on the list until I saw it wouldn't score very high.  I wasn't ballsy enough to take off Betty White and Shirley MacLaine and put on a couple of longer-shots I like, Artie Lange and Dustin Johnson.

I have/will hex(ed) all you motherfuckers who pick Willie. You will be cursed with a horrendous pox unless you post his name backwards. Save yourself.

 

pirates curse GIF 

10 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

I have/will hex(ed) all you motherfuckers who pick Willie. You will be cursed with a horrendous pox unless you post his name backwards. Save yourself.

 

pirates curse GIF 

“Well it’s a blood Mary morning and you left  me without warning...sometime in the night.”

Josh Hamilton is a quality choice.

Fuck that miserable pos
17 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Alex Trabek should be disqualified.

Agree Alex Trabek should be disqualified.

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You can pick anyone who's alive; that said picking Willie (and some of the others) may mean you are a miserable fuck.

1 hour ago, Wally Fairway said:

You can pick anyone who's alive; that said picking Willie (and some of the others) may mean you are a miserable fuck.

Yeah.  No way Alex Trebek or Willie go on my list.  I did chose 10 other people, so I'm probably still a miserable fuck.

I hate myself

Bob Newhart

Carl Reiner

Betty White

Loretta Lynn

Paul McCartney

Harry Belafonte

Tony Bennett

Dick Van Dyke

Olivia de Havilland

Kirk Douglas

4 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

Yeah.  No way Alex Trebek or Willie go on my list.  I did chose 10 other people, so I'm probably still a miserable fuck.

You managed to not pick a baby, so you’re not as miserable of a fuck as some people.

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