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On 12/30/2019 at 10:08 AM, Aqua Buddha said:

There needs to be a rule that the celebrity in question cannot have a current terminal illness that has been publicly disclosed.  John Lewis and Alex Trabek should be disqualified.

[CBS] *Elijah Cummings [/CBS]

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Ozzy Osbourne-70

Wilford Brimley-84

Val Kilmer-56

Harvey Weinstein-66

Dick Cheney-78

R Kelly-52

Car Reiner-96

Bill Cosby-81

6ix9ine-22

Loretta Lynn-87

 

And fuck any of you that say Willie. He and Ketih Richards will probably outlive all of us.

39 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I pick every rapper/singer who's name start with "Lil"

I think the rules clearly state you can ONLY pick ten individuals.

45 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

I think the rules clearly state you can ONLY pick ten individuals.

I'll take the first 10 rappers named "Lil _________" that die in 2020.  I figure I will win by Jan 23rd.

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6 hours ago, RPM said:

I hate myself

It's okay, we all hate you too.

But at least nobody has put you on their list, yet.

Cosby and Weinstein prolly good picks too.  Hell they may get shanked by any of about 1,000 people.

Little Richard (87)
Lil Wayne (37)
Harvey Weinstein (67)
Tekashi69 (23)
Famous Dex (26)
Randy Quaid (69)
Elton John (72)
Tom Arnold (60)
Rush Limbaugh (68)
Alex Jones (45)

note - I had Weinstein on my list before the previous post.  I actually think he's probably low probability on my list.

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Barry Switzer
Bob Stoops
Brian Bosworth
Billy Simms
Dusty Dvoracek
Baker Mayfield
Joe Mixon
David Boren
Jim Ross
Toby Keith

Kirk Douglas - For obvious reasons

Robert De Niro - I’m thinking a hat attack induced by road rage or something.

Ozzy Osbourne-70
Wilford Brimley-84
Val Kilmer-56
Harvey Weinstein-66
Dick Cheney-78
R Kelly-52
Car Reiner-96
Bill Cosby-81
6ix9ine-22
Loretta Lynn-87
 
And fuck any of you that say Willie. He and Ketih Richards will probably outlive all of us.


Not too long ago I would have considered Val Kilmer a “sleeper” pick. Man that poor guy has really gone down hill.


Not too long ago I would have considered Val Kilmer a “sleeper” pick. Man that poor guy has really gone down hill.

No kidding. I watched Willow the other day and it’s night and day how you think he’d look if that was the only time you’d seen him.
4 hours ago, Texas_Rocks said:

Robert De Niro - I’m thinking a hat attack induced by road rage or something.
 

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Alex Jones (45)


Solid pick. I thought he had to be over 60.

Seems like he’s been ranting on public access TV since at least the 80s, but I guess not.
3 minutes ago, Larry T. Spider said:

Damn, beat me by seconds.

You get the win, I misspelled his name. 

Really would be pleased with 25% rate.

Justin Bieber
Pat Sajak
Cher
Tina Turner
Peter King (sports journalist)
Ryan Seacrist
Alan Alda
Roger Staubach
Bob Dylan
Katie Couric

Don Larsen and David Stern on the first day...damn this may be a tough year ahead.

23 minutes ago, McCroskey said:

Don Larsen and David Stern on the first day...damn this may be a tough year ahead.

2019 was relatively low in big names passing away. Obviously not zero but fewer than normal. 2020 may need to bring the average up.

and Don Larsen was a career journeyman in MLB. He won the lottery with one incredible game. Lasting 15 years in the majors is a feat but his career W/L was 81-91. Even yankee fans wouldn’t remember him if he had given up 1 hit in that game,

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13 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Really would be pleased with 25% rate.

Justin Bieber
Pat Sajak
Cher
Tina Turner
Peter King (sports journalist)
Ryan Seacrist
Alan Alda
Roger Staubach
Bob Dylan
Katie Couric

Oh no you didn't. 

Joe Torre was on the radio this morning talking about being at Larsen's game.  And he was also at David Wells' and David Cone's.  There have been 23 perfect games in MLB history.  And Torre's been at 3 of them.   Whoa.

Trebek has already decided on how he will end his final show with a 30 second goodbye to the fans. 

On 1/3/2020 at 10:47 AM, Armybrat said:

That gentleman is a class act.

I knew a guy who could fart on cue. He'd do a credible rendition of the Jeopardy! theme. You'd recognize the song. Sounded like a sad trombone.

8 minutes ago, Stoogey said:

I knew a guy who could fart on cue. He'd do a credible rendition of the Jeopardy! theme. You'd recognize the song. Sounded like a sad trombone.

That man?  Albert Einstein. 

ten?

OK, some of these, I'll piss on the grave, a couple I'll get teary.

 

1) Linda Ronstadt (73)

2) Deloss Dodds (80)

3) George W. Bush  (73)

4) Bobby Bowden (90)

5) Donald Trump (73)

6) Yoko Ono (86)

7) Bob Newhart (90) 

8 Kris Kristofferson  (83)

9) Newt Gingrich (76) 

10) Harvey Levin (69)

 

Edit: drop Newt, add Justin Bieber. He’s under 40, right?

15 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

6) Yoko Ono (86)

 

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On 12/29/2019 at 11:18 AM, Wally Fairway said:

entries will be accepted and valid if submitted before the end of the day Monday, January 6, 2020.
Pick 10 celebrities (a general guideline is that if they have a wiki page they are a celeb)
Points are 100 minus their age at death, you need to pick at least guess who is currently under 40

Bump, because you only have today and tomorrow to officially enter

 

And don't pick people who have already died in 2020

10 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

ten?

OK, some of these, I'll piss on the grave, a couple I'll get teary.

 

1) Linda Ronstadt (73)

2) Deloss Dodds (80)

3) George W. Bush  (73)

4) Bobby Bowden (90)

5) Donald Trump (73)

6) Yoko Ono (86)

7) Bob Newhart (90) 

8 Kris Kristofferson  (83)

9) Newt Gingrich (76) 

10) Harvey Levin (69)

Had no idea Levin was that old, figured him for 10+ years younger.

11 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

ten?

OK, some of these, I'll piss on the grave, a couple I'll get teary.

 

1) Linda Ronstadt (73)

2) Deloss Dodds (80)

3) George W. Bush  (73)

4) Bobby Bowden (90)

5) Donald Trump (73)

6) Yoko Ono (86)

7) Bob Newhart (90) 

8 Kris Kristofferson  (83)

9) Newt Gingrich (76) 

10) Harvey Levin (69)

You're missing someone who is 40 or younger.

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I'm waiting for someone to make the plane crash guess, aka the Trump family death pool. Seems like something Kathy Griffin would do

Donald, Donald Jr, Ivanka, Eric, Melania, Tiffany, Ivana, Kushner, Fred Jr & Robert. More likely food poisoning, or avalanche during a family ski trip.

 

You're missing someone who is 40 or younger.

Fixed.

1) Dame Maggie Smith (86)

2) Robert Redford (84)

3) Sir Anthony Hopkins (83)

4) Al Pacino (80)

5) Paul McCartney (78)

6) Mitch McConnell (77)

7) Hank Williams Junior (71)

8 ) William "Refrigerator" Perry (58)

9) John Daly (54)

10) Demi Lovato (28)

I think I got the ages correct, but I didn't look up when everyone's birth day is in 2020, just the birth year. John Daly recently golfed with Trump (no CR) and lightning on the course is no joke, but I suspect  the hamberders in the clubhouse diet isn't good for Mr. Daly's health.

 

 

 

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On 1/5/2020 at 8:57 AM, McCroskey said:

You're missing someone who is 40 or younger.

Pete Davidson looks like he’s been dead for a while. He’ll be my top under 40 choice followed by Justin Bieber.

I can't remember where I saw it (probably here) but I read someone refer to Pete Davidson as "butthole-eyed" and I've giggled about it every time I've seen or thought about him since. 

Eric "Badlands" Booker

Louie Anderson 

Lewis Black

Kanye

Lev Parnas

Lil Wayne 

Takeshi 6ix9ine or whatever the fuck that character is called 

Demi Lovato 

Charlie Sheen

Antonio Brown 

Demi Lovato should be the free space on everyone's bingo card.

I'm betting hard on the former pro wrestlers.

James Harris aka Kamala the Ugandan Giant – 69 (5/28/50)

Lawrence Shreve aka Abdullah the Butcher – 78 (1/11/41)

Scott Hall aka Razor Ramon – 62 (10/20/58)

Bret Hart – 62 (7/2/57)

Vince McMahon – 74 (8/24/45)

Marv Levy – 93 (8/3/25)

Don Shula – 90 (1/4/30)

Dan Rather – 88 (10/31/31)

Nick Nolte – 78 (2/8/41)

Logan Paul – 24 (4/1/95)

Bill Cosby

Ghislane Maxwell

RBG

Rick Flair

Kirk Douglas

Don King

Ted Turner

Kim Jong-un

Sidney Poitier

John Madden

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