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What I imagined JG just said to refs: what quarter is this? What play would y’all call at this point? Yeh I’m clueless too. Fuck it. 

 

 

2 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Don't spend top 5 picks on RBs and then you don't feel the necessity to give them big 2nd contracts..... Derrick Henry in the 2nd would have been just fine.

 

So true. But we’ve got a GM trying to rebuild the exact team from the 1990’s. Just without a good HC. Zeke May be talented but he doesn’t have 1/10th of the heart Smith had. Dak has all the leadership skills but the accuracy is not great and we refuse to play him to his strengths. Amari Cooper is no Michael Irvin. Our WRs drop shit that’s at this point ridiculous. At least Our kicker is better now.

Isn’t a big knock on jerry Jones by most cowboys fans that he’s more concerned with making money with the Franchise than he is about winning with the franchise?  

Blowing a lead late to the Redskins as the Giants come back to beat the Eagles at the wire will be a fitting way to end all of this bullshit

Why ask Garrett anything at this point? Isn’t he a HC by proxy? Or something?

3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Blowing a lead late to the Redskins as the Giants come back to beat the Eagles at the wire will be a fitting way to end all of this bullshit

And somehow Pistola finds his way into the field to finish the game and us off. Or AP breaks off some historic 85 yard run. 

5 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Isn’t a big knock on jerry Jones by most cowboys fans that he’s more concerned with making money with the Franchise than he is about winning with the franchise?  

No.  the problem is how much he thinks he knows about the game of football, because he played it before.

He's a successful businessman.  he's a shitty 'football man."

Damn I feel for you current Cowboy fans. Been one since the early 70s and after Jimmy and the triplets realized I’ve seen the best I’ll ever see so the last 25 plus years of Jerrah don’t really affect me. Sadly it’s the same for the Horns.

But my blood pressure is lower on the weekends.

Eagles with stupid playcalling doing everything they can to help the cowboys apparently. 

Coach Garrett, what are you going to miss the most about being head coach of the Dallas Cowboys?

The field goals.

 

What do you regret most about your 10 seasons in charge?

Not kicking more field goals.

 

What does the future hold for you?

Hopefully get on somewhere so we can kick more field goals!

Redskins seem more fired up to play for their interim HC that’s likely gone anyway. That and it’s a division game. But they really don’t have much to play for. Lmao. 

20 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Don't spend top 5 picks on RBs and then you don't feel the necessity to give them big 2nd contracts..... Derrick Henry in the 2nd would have been just fine.

 

or if you do take him in the top five because you feel he's the one missing piece to a title team within the next six years did fine. But you better have it 100% decided on day one he's getting in a five-year rookie deal plus a franchise tag year and then walking. 

just put Cooper rush in the fucking game. Dak is obviously pretty badly injured

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

why am i watching these no talent pieces of shit 

I'm pissed the NFL switched the giants eagles to fucking 3:25 thus forcing  me to watch this abortion of a coaching staff and team.  normally thats a 1PM kick game with 2 east coast teams.

if you were to ask me to imagine what 2 greased up aggys trying to fuck a chicken in a locked room, i would imagine this football game as what it would look like 

This is a pitiful display by two awful teams. I feel for the people that paid to see this. Oh, wait, damn it, I’m paying too!

2 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

What would it cost to rehire Jimmy Johnson

However much you're paying the hitman to have Jerry taken out

Alright, let's get that 3rd fieldgoal

Yay! 

2 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

that play could WIN IT!

No shit! 

that replay of Garrett shoving cooper is so cringeworthy.  Cooper is like whatever....

Giants in the red zone. FG made by Rosas. 3-3.

Edited by LonghornJudas

3 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

that play could WIN IT!

With that Dallas D?  Not likely. 

4 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

that replay of Garrett shoving cooper is so cringeworthy.  Cooper is like whatever....

It’s really weird. Dude is a robot on the sidelines and then all the sudden this freakish shove that looks creepy desperate happy and bizarre 

Dont want a Garrett coached team scoreboard watching, that would be multi-tasking and we dont want that 

prescott sucks.  what the fuck is he doing.  stand in the pocket and deliver the ball.

more shitty Chris Jones.  shocked...

Just now, Radical Larry said:

18 yard punt.

Clap.Clap.clap. 
 

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

It’s really weird. Dude is a robot on the sidelines and then all the sudden this freakish shove that looks creepy desperate happy and bizarre 

its fake trying to connect with players.  they don't give a shit about Garrett.  its obvious.

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