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Eagles gonna get anally violated next weekend, I'm actually really good with all of this.

good news is dallas area residents still get those jack in the box burger offers and the cola discounts for wearing a dallas jersey to the grocery store and I think some taco deal at Taco Bell!

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Who is on your head coach wishlist? Who do you realistically think we'll end up with (due to crypt keeper keeping his hands all over everything)?

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

All that talent... wasted

and the entirety of Dak's rookie contract, signed zeke for 90M.  they had a chance but a new coach is going to be so limited with the roster contracts.

they are screwed.

Who is on your head coach wishlist? Who do you realistically think we'll end up with (due to crypt keeper keeping his hands all over everything)?

Get that dude out of OU.

This franchise doesn't deserve to back into the playoffs. Let it die. Let the Garrett era end. Jerry can decide if he wants to be competitive again before he goes tits up or if he wants another 10 years of mediocrity. 

Was that Matt Damon in Jerrah’s suite?

I had a Kai Forbath as a rental and the wheel fell off when I was taking a corner

Smith is all about schmee. tired of the act.

I do have to laugh at all the meathead Eagles fans there in NY, like you guys are going to do anything but extend your season one week and get your ass whipped.  

Garrett on headset: "All fun and no play makes Jack a dull boy.... all fun and no play makes Jack a dull boy.... all fun..."

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Garrett on headset: "All fun and no play makes Jack a dull boy.... all fun and no play makes Jack a dull boy.... all fun..."

That would require Garrett to actually talk on that headset

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

I do have to laugh at all the meathead Eagles fans there in NY, like you guys are going to do anything but extend your season one week and get your ass whipped.  

I’ve decided that it’s silly that philly will be hosting a playoff game. Winning your division should ensure your playoff spot, but the better record team should host the games. 

maybe dallas needs to keep garrett the players seem to really be rallying around him!

13 minutes ago, LarTXHorn said:

Gallup has really come on this year!! Turning into a helluva player.

Between the high point toe touch at the back of the end zone and the catch-stays-on-feet-sprint, let Amari walk and promote Gallup to #1 and drFt a WR

2 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Giants failed to convert on 4th down. It's over in the meadowlands 

yep Giants gave up.

11 minutes ago, LarTXHorn said:

Who is on your head coach wishlist? Who do you realistically think we'll end up with (due to crypt keeper keeping his hands all over everything)?

Derka will tell us who the next coach will be

This better happen tomorrow. It should happen right after the game, but Jerry's too much of a pussy.

Game over. Might as well put this in the L column. FUCK YOU JASON GARRETT

that grinning chucklefuck Jaylon Smith is on my last nerve ...enjoy the offseason and Jerry's money  butthole

Is it too much to ask Jerry to fire Garrett right now in the middle of the 4th. Just come down to sideline and relieve him of duties 

more idiocy on ST.  what the fuck is Austin doing?  christ this team is the absolute definition of poorly coached.

8 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

I do have to laugh at all the meathead Eagles fans there in NY, like you guys are going to do anything but extend your season one week and get your ass whipped.  

The thing is, Seattle isn’t particularly good either. And the eagles are sketchy. I don’t put it out of the realm of possibility that they win their home game and get matched up with the packers, a team they already beat on the road. 
 

But deep down I’m happy this fucking abortion of a season is over. Easily the most disappointing of my lifetime. That or 2008.

You all hoping for Jerry to fire Jason...I bet he doesn't ever have the balls to even talk that way.  He's just going to say "We decided not to renew Jason"....or something pussy like that.  

10 wasted years will finally come to an end. 

gotdammit to hell the notion of Witten returning as well.

 

Go the fuck on, before we start hating you dude.

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

You all hoping for Jerry to fire Jason...I bet he doesn't ever have the balls to even talk that way.  He's just going to say "We decided not to renew Jason"....or something pussy like that.  

He should take it full circle and wait till Jason has gone off to play golf and then fire him on the course. 

Just now, Iceman said:

gotdammit to hell the notion of Witten returning as well.

 

Go the fuck on, before we start hating you dude.

you know the new coach is not going to have a fucking choice either ...that's the sad part ....Witten wants to come back, Jerry is all in 

Lessons learned:

* Jason Garrett is not and has never been the guy

* Overpaid for Zeke but he’s probably being blamed too much for this seasons failures though he didn’t do too much to help his cause

* Dak doesn’t suck, but he’s not that good either. Paying him would be repeating the same mistake as paying for Zeke but worse. maybe we can let Dak walk and pick up Jamies or Marriotta on the cheap and hope they are Tannehill2.0 with our new coach?

* Promote Gallup to #1, draft a WR in a rich WR draft class and let Amari walk

* We believed the defensive secondary was something it’s not in the off-season with Cheto and Jourdan and Byron and we never amended the opinion and strategy 9 weeks ago when it was abundantly clear they weren’t what we thought they were and can’t do what we thought they could (and would need to, to win). Needs to be addressed.

* Sean Lee sucks; it’s a shame because he was epic at one point and we were robbed of his prime by injuries.

* LVE went completely backwards this year.

* we suck

 

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