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Rhule is mensa stupid.

But, on the other hand, he doesn’t get the church clothes he’s wearing dirty due to his weird coach smock/bib thingy he wears so smart of him in that respect?
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  • CowtownHorn
    CowtownHorn

    I’m liking the idea of being the only Big XII team to win a bowl game. Fuck Baylor and fuck this conference. 

  • They really aren't  BIG10 & SEC are not like the other conferences, and I think everyone being honest knows it.  I worry they'll start getting 3 bids between those conferences annually.  It would

  • Patrick Bateman
    Patrick Bateman

    Sweet 1-5 from the conference..... but, as long as we're the 1, Fuck em'.  

Baylor’s OL  is garbage.  If we had played a 4 man front...

1 minute ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

How the hell did we lose to Baylor, they are ass my dude.... 

I think some of the dead weight we jettisoned in November might be the answer to this question.

Edited by orangebird

Baylor didn't want to be there.

I think some of the dead weight we jettisoned in November might be the answer to this question.
What a wasted season. Happy with our win and pissed off.
1 minute ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

How the hell did we lose to Baylor, they are ass my dude.... 

 Because the so-called “rivalry” is played out, they hate our guts and we couldn’t care less about them so they play inspired and we play like shit. Texas and OU need to leave the conference and let these other 8 bums fend for themselves 

UGa is missing 11 starters...

That is one positive aspect of the NFL prospects laying off the Bowl games... Next man up mentality, and a chance for young talent to show what they have.

I think some of the dead weight we jettisoned in November might be the answer to this question.



And the main one still here. He”s responsible for carrying the dead weight too long.

1 minute ago, Casual Encounter said:

Baylor is Baylor, laying turds in big bowl games.

OU and Baylor both lay big nasty bowl turds, but OU's are massive and in the final four.  

UGA is doing to Baylor what LSU did to OU by using four man front and locking up on receivers near the line of scrimmage.  I'm not sure why the Big 12 insists on playing pussy ass defense with 15 yard cushions and rushing 3.  Get some fucking mens and wreck shop.

2 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

 Because the so-called “rivalry” is played out, they hate our guts and we couldn’t care less about them so they play inspired and we play like shit. Texas and OU need to leave the conference and let these other 8 bums fend for themselves 

some, certainly not all, Horns fans have been trumpeting this for years.

 

get your school to shit, or get off the pot.  The mentality is aggy as fuck.  The Big XII isn't holding Texas back.  UT is.

Fucking UGA coaches acting like cunts.  Their fucking lucky they didn’t get Texas again.  

You can have a cleft palate without a hair lip, but you can't have a hair lip without a cleft palate. Facts.

Is the audio fucked up for other y’all, or is it just me? I can hardly understand the brilliant analysis coming from the broadcast team. 

Show the dirty Baylor sluts again please. 

5 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Baylor fan with apple juice.

I saw one with a Miller lite tall boy and he was not even hiding it.  His ass is out of school Monday.  

7 minutes ago, Iceman said:

some, certainly not all, Horns fans have been trumpeting this for years.

 

get your school to shit, or get off the pot.  The mentality is aggy as fuck.  The Big XII isn't holding Texas back.  UT is.

Wrong.

RE: ruhle’s smock.

Its an obvious attempt to hide puffy nip moobs. He needs the exterior texture garment to hide them. Some middle age pudgy doods have this problem.

14 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Rhule called the Browns GM at halftime.

Browns GM:  "New phone, who dis?"

"In light of you calling timeout on the opponent's 6 inch line we must withdraw our previous offer."

God they keep bringing up sam.  Charlie has Sam posters on his wall 

Keep playing hard Bears.  UGA will fold.

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Keep playing hard Bears.  UGA will fold.

Your keyboard to God's Eyes

Rhule spits like a girl and now his smock smells like halitosis. 

He did.  Belly acted as spit guard.

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