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#1951
Three years into this shit and the light bulb just now goes off? What the shit, Tom?
Apparently he just needed to sit in the dark for a while.
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#1952
1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

Jfc, can you not just allow yourself to enjoy a moment without bitching?

Having a great night, loved the win. Tom Herman can suck some ass.

#1953

Bought Mrs. Brat a 25 ounce beer ($12) walking to our seats on the 50 yard line (section 337). She drank it before the end of the 1st quarter. 
She never has had a beer at the Alamo Bowl in 26 years, so I give her credit for the win.

#1956
Just now, Armybrat said:

Bought Mrs. Brat a 25 ounce beer ($12) walking to our seats on the 50 yard line (section 337). She drank it before the end of the 1st quarter. 
She never has had a beer at the Alamo Bowl in 26 years, so I give her credit for the win.

She's blasted now, right?  Gonna get some back at the hotel?

#1962
2 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Depends.

Kinky. Little baby role play?

#1968
8 minutes ago, Bevo VIII said:


Don’t tell us you forgot the viagra

He’s in SA, perhaps with Vic? If so, I’m sure he’ll hook up Brat.

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#1971
1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

If only every game was a bowl game.

TEXAS won and I am proud of them and Happy New Year!

#1972
Why? What kind of athletes do you think they mostly get?

Well seeing as this was my first time seeing them in person I only figured they had a little more speed than what they had based off the few games I saw of them on tv. Didn’t expect it to be as noticeable as it was.

#1976

I think the armchair coordinating from fans is usually pretty under-informed, but in this circumstance, even Joe Fan knew we needed a four-man front on the DL. Lo and behold, Ossai goes ape-shit off the edge. Christ on a cracker, Todd! 

#1977
5 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

TEXAS won and I am proud of them and Happy New Year!

Me to! What a great way to get this next decade started!

#1979

Play of the Game was Jamison's first big punt return that set up the Horns 1st TD!!

Hook'em D'Shawn!!! 🤘

#1981
Having a great night, loved the win. Tom Herman can suck some ass.

Apparently Tom Herman can kick some ass too.

Seriously great performance. Impressive how physical Texas was tonight. Made a really good QB look like a jag.
#1982

I have a question for anyone that might know - did Utah show up to bowl events talking a bunch of shit and throwing the Horns down?

It seems like almost every time I see Texas really slap someone around like they did tonight, some of that kind of stuff has gone down. ASU ("Rrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuudddy!"), Mizzou, and UGA.

Just curious.

#1983
I think the armchair coordinating from fans is usually pretty under-informed, but in this circumstance, even Joe Fan knew we needed a four-man front on the DL. Lo and behold, Ossai goes ape-shit off the edge. Christ on a cracker, Todd! 
Pisses me off of what could have been this past year.
#1987
38 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Why? What kind of athletes do you think they mostly get?

They’ve done a good job on talent evaluation and development.   They aren’t scrubs

#1988
57 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

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If he is invited to the combine when he leaves the 40 acres, maybe he can skip the vertical jump drill and show this picture instead.

#1992
2 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

I guess Utah thought they were SEC good.

They beat 11 teams that didn't have speed and lost to USC, Oregon and Texas.

#1993

Can we just call every game next year a different “bowl “ name so our teams shows up and balls out each week.


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#1994

That was a fun watch. It was like 2002 thru 2005 all over again. The entire, entire game I knew who would win.

I'm old and miss those times.

#1995
2 minutes ago, Mac8111 said:

Can we just call every game next year a different “bowl “ name so our teams shows up and balls out each week.


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#1998

I don't think I've had this much fun watching the Horns play football since the UGA beatdown. Wish Bevo could've had a ute mascot to run off to kick things off tonight. Otherwise, near perfection. Happy New Year, surlyworld!

#1999
2 hours ago, achooloco said:

Liquor. Mea culpa

Fair 'nuff. I'm drunk and happy. This is what our team should've looked like all year godfuckingdamnhellshitfuck!

#2000
2 hours ago, RollLeft said:

Mother fucking THIS!!!!! Bitchwhores all of them.  Cocksucking piglets everyone one of those ugly mouthbreathing aids parasites!!

you can say that again fuckin a

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