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1 minute ago, Js1 said:

 

I’m not falling for that again after last season

Feeling that way too

13 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

agree but the 3 tite scheme isn't bad as long as you can get some pressure with 3.  If you can't, and you aren't able to be multiple, you are fucked.

Here is what happened.  Tom bought in after year one(very good D).  year 2 we sucked but Sam and O masked it. then we stoned Georgia for 3 quarters and won the Sugar Bowl.  and here we are.  

"Scheme fuck" is Scipio's term for Orlando's calls.  I don't have an issue with the scheme itself, but what's done inside the scheme is terrible.

2 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Dear God, please make Toonces be Aaron Rodgers' new State Farm agent and have them drive off a cliff.

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Just now, Nueces River Rat said:

Has ESPN said anything about Utah not wanting to be there?

i never listen to the announcers unless they're named Ford and Sparks.

1 minute ago, Fozzz said:

Texas wins at least 10 games next season. 

I can't wait until next year when I can start that thread again. We're doomed.

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

 

I’m not falling for that again after last season

oh you will....it’s gonna pull you in... tastes so good!

 

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Texas under Herman always seem to show up in their bowl game. We need to win the conference so that we represent the conference in the playoffs rather than blowU who always lay an egg in the postseason. God I hope it happens  next year.

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

"Scheme fuck" is Scipio's term for Orlando's calls.  I don't have an issue with the scheme itself, but what's done inside the scheme is terrible.

I don't have an issue with the scheme. I've just never seen it run decently.

Ever

need to hold to a FG. spy huntley.  he is going to take off earlier and earlier.

Just now, ShowMeALoss said:

Herman always seems to show up in their bowl game. 

He's never lost a bowl game...

If they score here, I have worries about Mensa not having his asshole pucker.

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

I don't have an issue with the scheme. I've just never seen it run decently.

Ever

multiple good teams have run it.  Bama runs it a lot.

Todd Orlando leaves and all of a sudden we look like the '85 Bears.  What an asshole.

mccullough needs to quit. he's lucky this is an SEC crew.

Just now, dcar00 said:

multiple good teams have run it.  Bama runs it a lot.

I know. And Bowden at FSU. 

Just never here at Texas.

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Todd Orlando leaves and all of a sudden we look like the '85 Bears.  What an asshole.

uhm are you watching this drive

5 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Has ESPN said anything about Utah not wanting to be there?

Something similar. These guys suck ass. 

3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

He's never lost a bowl game...

Until this year, LSU and OU to be precise, he's been pretty good in big games.

Just now, Rimbo said:

uhm are you watching this drive

A fg is a plus considering our normal game plan.  

8 minutes ago, MAGS® said:

Anyone else just bingo there....

What did I miss? Not close yet 

need another TD here Tom needs to put his little backpack on and put the hammer down

Solid drive by Utah, glad they only got 3 out of it.

um, I'm gonna have to go ahead and disagree with that announcer who said Brandon Jones is our best defensive player...

It can't be this simple can it?  Just half-way decent defensive play calling and not blitzing from Germany was all it took?

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

Until this year, LSU and OU to be precise, he's been pretty good in big games.

He was pretty good against LSU. 

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