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Players deserve this game...forget what could have been if the adults in the room had any sense and build for next year

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  • I just got back from a New Year’s Eve party that was hosted by hard core aggy couple. They had the Texas-Utah game on TV because I know they full well expected Texas to lose.  This became more apparen

  • Local Utah fan here. The UT fans were by far the most gracious and welcoming fan base I’ve ever come across. I got lost on the river walk multiple times and was escorted to safety and the stadium by T

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1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

this team should have easily been 10 and 3 if not 11-2.  I'd like to hope Ash had a hand in the game plan at least.

there was no way we were easily doing anything  losing 8 starters on D and with injuries, no fucking way

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

Only problem is that I want to break 40

Avoid obesity and get plenty of sleep.

If JO doesn’t get mvp.  

If Collins and Princely don't want to come play for THE University of Texas after this game...

7 minutes ago, ShowMeALoss said:

Meanwhile Aggy is losing their shit.

More so than normal. I've seen accusations that the refs are favoring UT, that Utah doesn't want to be there, that a bunch of Utah players were bannes/suspended/whatever, etc., etc., etc.  Lots of fucking excuses.

One guy bitched about the f-bombs earlier, then turns around and tells somebody they left their dildo at their mom's house.

The lack of self-awareness is hilarious.

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Adios, Dev.  You will be missed.

So sad it took until this year for Herman to use him, him CJ and LJH could of been unstoppable last year. 

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Just now, Bertelsen's 70 yard TD said:

I'm proportionate!

I'm tilled

2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I'm... heveled?

cheveled - gots good hair.

disheveled - messed up hair

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

there was no way we were easily doing anything  losing 8 starters on D and with injuries, no fucking way

we had no business losing to TCU and ISU.  that was all coaching not new players and injuries.

Good thing we didn’t hire the Utah DC. He gave up 38 to a team with no OC

Just now, dcar00 said:

we had no business losing to TCU and ISU.  that was all coaching not new players and injuries.

we had no business losing to ou either

Just now, dcar00 said:

we had no business losing to TCU and ISU.  that was all coaching not new players and injuries.

I agree. Our coaches let us down in those games 

5 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

I hope the cunt who wrote that article does a follow up explaining what a click bate sooner douche nozzle he is. 

Ousux does not admit their suckitude. It is incumbent upon us to remind them. 

I don't think Willingham has the best bowl game winning percentage among active coaches anymore.

5 minutes ago, achooloco said:

Blame the liquor, settle down Nancy. We kicking ass and taking names. Let the wine flow on the good times (for tonight at least). Honestly didn’t know acronym

it's only one of the most famous quotes in longhorn history; why would you know it?

5 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

We have the best no coach staff in the nation 

Show me a loss?????

HOOK EM FUCKING HORNS!!!

6 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Only problem is that I want to break 40

Put in at least two hours a day on 6 - 10 footers on the putting green.

1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

Just run the clock out.  That was bush league to try a pass in that situation.  

those shitheads were talking shit down 28 with a minute left, fuck them

Just now, Radical Larry said:

Tom: Shit, my vodka was in that Gatorade!

Maybe he thought it was White Claw

damn that was an absolute ass kicking
indeed. fuck the losole family
11 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

damn we are just camped in their backfield

I miss TEXAS DEFENSE...

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

we had no business losing to ou either

Mother fucking THIS!!!!! Bitchwhores all of them.  Cocksucking piglets everyone one of those ugly mouthbreathing aids parasites!!

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