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    it won't matter if his taxes ever come out.  it won't matter if his taxes don't ever come out.  you wanna know why?  because we already know what's in them. since early 2017 when people starting

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#23502

Prayers are sent to God. People are in your thoughts. Condolences are sent.

But, what the hey, it's just English. A president has so many other pressing matters.

#23504
37 minutes ago, miguelito said:

"To him," not "to he."

It was a coin flip proposition that he knew how to spell "he" correctly. Honestly pretty exciting he got it right.

#23505
37 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

In other words he doesn’t want another embarrassingly low turnout like Tulsa. I suspect he will do one town hall and take two questions then spend an hour railing against the war on windows and that our suburbs are currently under siege at this very moment. Throw in a white nationalist comment or two where he says he was joking, comments about made up ratings and that should be about the extent of things. 

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#23506
44 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

For English, press-1.  For Espanol, press-2.  For Russian, press-3.  For Trumpism, press-4. 

#23514
Execute Ivanka first, make him sit through that before finishing him off.  

You make an assumption that he has any feelings for her other than lust.
#23520
2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Did he just announce a telethon?

Because that would be the Trumpest thing ever.

#23521
18 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

interesting thought:

 

Don't call what you're wearing an outfit

#23523
41 minutes ago, Nope said:

Did he just announce a telethon?

Because that would be the Trumpest thing ever.

Do you have any Allman Brothers?

Edited by Bozo_Casanova

#23524
14 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

Man, he’s gotten fatter or Graham’s a really little guy. Or, both.

Lindsey is the remora to Trump's shark whale.

#23529
They lie about everything so maybe he’s actually on a ventilator or something. 
 
Lying is a given.

Who gets hospitalized for a minor issue during a pandemic?
#23534

A hat trick!

I think he's going for the cycle!

Edited by RPM

#23538
10 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

I showed up to a class in college and had to give a presentation and had done absolutely nothing to prepare for it so this hits close to home.

It’s like those dreams where you are back I; high school or college and there’s a test and you haven’t studied for shit.  But I think that’s Trump’s whole life.

#23541
10 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Michelin Man of the Year.

 

 

(I feel like maybe I'm repeating someone else, but I'm not sure.)

#23542
I showed up to a class in college and had to give a presentation and had done absolutely nothing to prepare for it so this hits close to home.

...and um...Texas Longhorn football rules!
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