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    it won't matter if his taxes ever come out.  it won't matter if his taxes don't ever come out.  you wanna know why?  because we already know what's in them. since early 2017 when people starting

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#34704
2 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

That's almost the entire list of people on the "Politicians who need to fuck off" thread.

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#34709

Every American bridge will close at 7:15 a.m in honor of Governor Christie. 

#34711
1 minute ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

 

 

Sadly, that is 100% correct.  Bimbo leading the news literally was surprised to hear masks worked and asked if were some better than others.  #march2020

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#34714

If only trump had listened to Obama even just once...

 

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#34715
3 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

The point is that he is not picking up any new voters in the final month. He was only going to lose voters during debate season. For him to win, he needs to not lose voters and keep people from voting. This takes care of one. 

Plus, he will come out of it and say it’s nothing. 

There’s definitely a possible angle. 

No one will be talking about the Proud Boys today.  The front page headlines will be about Trump and his status for the next few weeks.  No other news will be able to compete for public attention in that time.

Is that intentional? I have no clue.  But it’s damn sure an opportunity while America sits transfixed with Trump’s fight against coronavirus.

Pay attention to what else is happening over the next couple of weeks.

#34716
4 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Republicans are going to make a play to delay the election.  There is no precedent to do so.  I will not be surprised if certain red states try to delay, with the end game being legislative appointment of electors.

It won't pass the House.

#34718

Assuming news is true...LOL!!!  gonna have to catch up with this thread since about 40 pages behind but karma is a bitch!!! I’ll worry about election stuff later but right now 200k dead from a “hoax” that’ll be gone like a miracle. Fuck you trump! Fuck you melania!!!!  Stupid prostitute. Kids that look like me in cages but who really cares?! HHAHAHAHA enjoy next ten-14 days you fucking cunts. 

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#34720
Just now, Constant said:

I hope he has started his regimen of bleach injections. 

Don't forget the UV lamp up his ass.

#34726
6 hours ago, Continental Op said:

The Secret Service will never let anyone who has spent a significant amount of time in Dallas within half a mile of a president ever again. 

If Kennedy was the cost of this assassination fir cosmic balance I say worth it. 

#34727
4 hours ago, Superhero said:

That's almost the entire list of people on the "Politicians who need to fuck off" thread.

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It's not even close to being a full list.

#34729
6 hours ago, FondrenRoad said:

If he is acting President, is he even still VP at the same time?

That is an interesting question.

#34730
6 hours ago, UTHornFan014 said:

Statistically speaking (based on numbers available), what is the % chance of him dying?

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100%  Now from Covid, that is a different number.

#34733
7 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said:

 

 

He must have it if he's taking it serious enough to call it COVID-19.  What happened to China Virus?

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#34734

I wonder if he was more conflicted about finally lying about not supporting the proud boys than I am about lying that I obviously hope that nobody dies from COVID

#34737

could be a ploy for sympathy after the news that Hope Hicks had it came out.  Then fake claim he has it to show how 'strong' he is and how everyone should just treat it as no big deal and get back with full on opening the country.

 

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#34739
17 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

So connecting the dots, if you die from Covid you're just a little bitch?  

#34740
14 minutes ago, gyroprotagonist said:

could be a ploy for sympathy after the news that Hope Hicks had it came out.  Then fake claim he has it to show how 'strong' he is and how everyone should just treat it as no big deal and get back with full on opening the country.

 

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That fucker’s got it. And I bet he did everything he could to keep it quiet too. Never apologize, never admit you’re wrong is his mantra

#34742
27 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

This is it.  This is the play.  And remember, even for his age and his 576 comorbidities, we're talking a 90%+ chance he beats it.  

Guys, this is 2020 -- what is the worst possible outcome of this for humanity?  It's the above.  He beats it easily, says "see, it's no big deal, and I'm the manliest man ever," and we 1) blow off all virus protections going forward, and 2) out of admiration for what a manly man he is, with tears in our eyes, we say "Sir, you are hereby re-elected."

Always -- ALWAYS -- imagine the worst outcome.  That's what we'll get.

#34744
This is it.  This is the play.  And remember, even for his age and his 576 comorbidities, we're talking a 90%+ chance he beats it.  
Guys, this is 2020 -- what is the worst possible outcome of this for humanity?  It's the above.  He beats it easily, says "see, it's no big deal, and I'm the manliest man ever," and we 1) blow off all virus protections going forward, and 2) out of admiration for what a manly man he is, with tears in our eyes, we say "Sir, you are hereby re-elected."
Always -- ALWAYS -- imagine the worst outcome.  That's what we'll get.
"Man if a fat fuck like Donny can beat this I should definitely vote for him" - said no one ever outside of his own cult followers
#34747
7 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

There’s so many pissed off High Dollar Trumpkins right now.
 

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#34748
6 minutes ago, Bookman said:

The worst outcome is Trump beats it, but he gave it to Biden and Biden dies.

Well, yeah.....and this.

I mean, sure, why the fuck not, because 2020.

#34749
8 minutes ago, Bookman said:

The worst outcome is Trump beats it, but he gave it to Biden and Biden dies.

This right here would be so 2020 it's not even funny.  Just add that if Biden dies it would be before the election so Trump gets re-elected.

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