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#37556
There are rumors in the DC community that he may have some developmental/emotional issues.  I'll leave it at that.
 

You’re talking about the President aren’t you?
#37557
1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

11 more days of this bitchbaby.

 

Benny knows better than to throw shade on Biden since he's going to have to be dealing with him starting in about three moths, provided Benny's not in jail.

#37558
Just now, Dbeasy said:


You’re talking about the President aren’t you?

I'm on the record that the President is a narcissistic, Id driven dolt.

#37559
7 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

I'm on the record that the President is a narcissistic, Id driven dolt.

I should neg you for your overly flattering characterization of that walking lump of shit.

#37561
3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Something something dictator

 

Garfield learned the hard way that this isn't a good way to govern.

#37562
1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

I feel pretty confident with my prediction that Melania serves divorce papers the day after Trump is no longer president (or shortly thereafter). 

 

 

I kind of doubt it. Separate lives, in different houses even, yes. Actual divorce, no. She isn't going to end the gravy train, such as it is.

 

#37564
50 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

There are rumors in the DC community that he may have some developmental/emotional issues.  I'll leave it at that.

 

 

How old were dOTarD and Mrs. DoTArD when he was conceived? Aren't older parents a risk factor for being on the spectrum?

 

#37565
6 minutes ago, usmc0331horn said:

Garfield learned the hard way that this isn't a good way to govern.

That's a quality deep cut.  Have some rep.

#37566
30 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I was wrong, it was about Sudan. 

Of course Trump makes everything embarrassing

 

 Watch his facial expression change from gotcha to fuck

#37569
1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

I was wrong, it was about Sudan. 

Of course Trump makes everything embarrassing

 

He never misses an opportunity to act like a fucking moron.

#37570
50 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 Watch his facial expression change from gotcha to fuck

r/watchpeopledieinside

#37571
I'dream of a future where the booger-pickin, slack-jawed, feeble minded fucksticks that I am typically referring to will simply be called trumps/trumpian/trumpish etc.... 


Now we’re talking!!
#37574
4 hours ago, Gardner Barnes said:

It’s cool man. I used to do it all the time and my kids called me on it a few years ago. One of them works with the special olympics.

 

Anyway - again I know it is just part of the lexicon right now and something we need to make a conscious effort to change. You are a great poster and I am confident you meant no harm, I just am committed to calling people out on it.

It's literally the one word that I unconsciously use, then immediately chide myself for.

#37575

Half of America couldn't point to Sudan on a map if you spotted them South Sudan

 

 

#37576
1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Barron.  There have been rumors for quite awhile that Barron may be on the spectrum.

Barron does not campaign. Barron is a minor. The kid is off the table.

#37577
1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

I was wrong, it was about Sudan. 

Of course Trump makes everything embarrassing

 

Can you do me a favor?

Has not learned a thing, has he?

#37578
4 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Half of America couldn't point to Sudan on a map of you spotted them South Sudan

My uncle used to have two pastures seeded with this stuff:

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Easy to find, was just south of San Antonio.

#37579
2 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

Former Miss Universe Dayana Mendoza was on the same season of Celebrity Apprentice as Aubrey O’Day, they were even on the same “team,” so I suspect O’Day has some pretty good intel. Of course, she was probably fucking Don Jr. at the same time. Not sure when their relationship started.

And ugly Eric was certainly in a position of power in that scenario, even if Mendoza was a willing participant. He would occasionally be an observer on the “tasks,” and was obviously Dotard’s fucked up offspring, so he presumably had influence. 

She must have really wanted to win. Shudder

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dayana_Mendoza

Do not Google "Aubrey O'Day" -- you've been warned.

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#37580
6 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Half of America couldn't point to Sudan on a map of you spotted them South Sudan

Half could do it though?  You're being way too fucking kind.   

My grad school roommate's fiance got up to give this speech at her engagement party about how we all needed to keep Darfur in our prayers and in lieu of gifts, they wanted us to donate to the recovery efforts in the region.  Afterwards I asked her what got her so interested and passionate in the Sudanese conflict (in a nice way).  She told me I needed to read up on my world affairs, it wasn't about Sudan, it was about the situation in the nation of Darfur.  she's really nice in real life, just needs some books.  

#37581
2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

My uncle used to have two pastures seeded with this stuff:

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Easy to find, was just south of San Antonio.

Gotta be careful with that. It will kill horses and cattle if you're not careful. Always let 1 cow out alone in a Sudan field. If she doesn't drop dead in an hour, let the rest out.

#37582
2 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Barron.  There have been rumors for quite awhile that Barron may be on the spectrum.

He’s 100% on the autism spectrum. It’s obvious to anyone with any exposure to that population. 

#37583
1 minute ago, RPM said:

Gotta be careful with that. It will kill horses and cattle if you're not careful. Always let 1 cow out alone in a Sudan field. If she doesn't drop dead in an hour, let the rest out.

Interesting.  By the time I frequented the place, it was in regular rotation, the cows did fine with it.  But, I mean, my uncle was a Dr. and the ranch was recreational (big, and working, but still recreational).  I don't think he was any genius rancher.

#37584
Just now, Brisketexan said:

Interesting.  By the time I frequented the place, it was in regular rotation, the cows did fine with it.  But, I mean, my uncle was a Dr. and the ranch was recreational (big, and working, but still recreational).  I don't think he was any genius rancher.

I forget the details, but Sudan can be poisonous at a certain stage. I grew it one year and lost my ass. Hay farming is tough. When you make hay EVERYBODY makes hay and you can't give that shit away.

#37586

Things go well with Ivanka tonight...I might be showing her my 'O' face.  You know what I'm talking about. 

#37595
42 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

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Yeah, that's from the batch I saw. I think those are current, yes?

#37596
1 hour ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

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Pizza is a hell of a drug 

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