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16 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

There's nothing like a leak to improve one's negotiating stance.

Why does it seem like Republicans fuck this up more often than Democrats?

In this particular case, it's because no one has any fucking idea what the plan is.  When no one knows what is going on, it's really easy to make mistakes, and difficult for anyone to quality check it before it gets sent out.  Somebody sent it, and that somebody thought it was the plan.  Because it's anyone's guess what the plan is. 

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15 minutes ago, Tuco said:

In this particular case, it's because no one has any fucking idea what the plan is.  When no one knows what is going on, it's really easy to make mistakes, and difficult for anyone to quality check it before it gets sent out.  Somebody sent it, and that somebody thought it was the plan.  Because it's anyone's guess what the plan is. 

Pretty sure Hannity drafted that letter.

So the letter was given to the media by mistake or the letter was sent to Iraq officials also?

1 minute ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

it was sent to the iraqis.

Ha. What fucking idiots.

Please Iranians target the shit out of trump. Blow up everything he owns. We should just let them have trump and his kids/administration as a peace offering in return for getting that whole agreement trump broke back on track. 

19 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


We should replace the symbol of the eagle with an image of a fat guy repeatedly shooting himself in the dick. Thats our symbol now.

In light of this withdrawal letter fiasco, I am quoting myself because goddammit, for fuck's sake.

24 minutes ago, Junior Miller said:

Please Iranians target the shit out of trump. Blow up everything he owns. We should just let them have trump and his kids/administration as a peace offering in return for getting that whole agreement trump broke back on track. 

It would be pretty funny if there was a credible threat to Trump properties and the US had to issue a travel ban to all Trump properties. 

10 minutes ago, Lagunamadre said:

It would be pretty funny if there was a credible threat to Trump properties and the US had to issue a travel ban to all Trump properties. 

sounds like fema would have to get involved and funds diverted (cough, bailout). similar to how texas made a fortune off harvey. 

Has this been discussed yet?

Convenient time to GTFO.

Just now, 4th&Five said:

 

He’s such an ignorant asshole. He will only offer help if someone kisses his ass. He’d fuck it up anyway, so I wouldn’t want his “help.” Fuck the so called president. 

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Apparently he's completely unaware of the entire Republican Deep South.

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

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IMpotus finally won something !!!!!!

god bless his special soul 

18 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

The President of the United States publicly demanding municipal officials grovel at his feet. That’s normal.

27 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Apparently he's completely unaware of the entire Republican Deep South.

No shit, or that many of the homeless from moderate temperature climate places like LA and San Francisco weren't born there but migrated from other states

Politely ask.

Please please please let me be the one who asks!!!!!  In person. On TV. Please let me go be polite to this fuckwad.

 

I can’t wait for the movie chronicling these events comes out.  It will be titled “Dumbkirk”.

3 hours ago, Tuco said:

In this particular case, it's because no one has any fucking idea what the plan is.  When no one knows what is going on, it's really easy to make mistakes, and difficult for anyone to quality check it before it gets sent out.  Somebody sent it, and that somebody thought it was the plan.  Because it's anyone's guess what the plan is. 

The plan is grift (and graft).

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I'll just leave this here. 

I'm quite sure the Revuhrund Jim Bakker forgave Obama.

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Sure, no problem.  We will just keep all the tax dollars from industry here as well... instead of going to Uncle Sam in DC.

You can find other ways to pay for all the losers in buttfuck states like WV and Bama...we will pay for our homeless folks etc.  Sounds like a deal to me. 

7 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

Killing himself recruiting golfing in Florida 

Gives new meaning to orange slices 

some of you "outdoorsy" guys, based on your complacent habit of following weak men, are actually huge and massive pussies.  Bring all your guns to your "leases"...I can't believe I was once made to worry about you guys being pissy after Trump dies later this summer.  You are the cowards your grandfathers worried you would be.  

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9 minutes ago, Lobo said:

you "outdoorsy" guys

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The Nobel Peace Prize is for the world leader who throws the most dynamite, right?
3 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:

 


The Nobel Peace Prize is for the world leader who throws the most dynamite, right?

 

Most bang for the bucks.

It reminds me of Ivanka's ass from behind.  With my tongue being the shuttle and that star representing the part of her labia that drops down just a bit below the ass-cheeks, winking at you as if to say, "C'mon down here sir."  And then there's some letters apparently.  

I'm glad we're going to Make Space Great Again.  Space has had it too easy, just sitting there in an empty vacuum doing nothing.

Serious question: What, if any laws, are there governing a campaign receiving money for merch displaying the name of a branch of the military? I understand the logo might not be TM'ed but could they also sell a cap that says Army, Nave, Air Force, or Marines? Because, as I understand it, the Space Force is now a real thing.

that's a campaign hat?  That's completely illegal.  Bush 43 went through all this shit 15 years ago for his re-election.  Dowd had to talk him out of it and eventually some lawyers confirmed you can't do shit like this.  You can use title of Commander-in-Chief on fundraising materials and even campaign swag, but you can't use specific branches, which I think Space Force now officially is during that last bill signing at end of 2019.  Some of Bush's people thought brandishing some materials with references to U.S. Armed Forces or the 5 branches in a circle around his campaign logo or image/likeness.  Dowd thought it was in bad taste even though obviously Bush/Cheney was pushing the "We're at war still, vote for us" narrative.  They thought reminding people every day on the campaign trail that he was the head of the U.S. Military was helpful, and it was.  But they were finally told you can't use the branch insignias or emblems on campaign mailers or merch.  

That may not be the official Space Force isignia/emblem, maybe that's how they're getting around it.  Or considering who we're talking about, it's completely illegal, somebody warned him, and he just doesn't give a shit.  I'm sure his logic is, "I invented Space Force, so I can use something from my big brain on my big hats."  

11 minutes ago, Lobo said:

that's a campaign hat?  That's completely illegal.  Bush 43 went through all this shit 15 years ago for his re-election.  Dowd had to talk him out of it and eventually some lawyers confirmed you can't do shit like this.  You can use title of Commander-in-Chief on fundraising materials and even campaign swag, but you can't use specific branches, which I think Space Force now officially is during that last bill signing at end of 2019.  Some of Bush's people thought brandishing some materials with references to U.S. Armed Forces or the 5 branches in a circle around his campaign logo or image/likeness.  Dowd thought it was in bad taste even though obviously Bush/Cheney was pushing the "We're at war still, vote for us" narrative.  They thought reminding people every day on the campaign trail that he was the head of the U.S. Military was helpful, and it was.  But they were finally told you can't use the branch insignias or emblems on campaign mailers or merch.  

That may not be the official Space Force isignia/emblem, maybe that's how they're getting around it.  Or considering who we're talking about, it's completely illegal, somebody warned him, and he just doesn't give a shit.  I'm sure his logic is, "I invented Space Force, so I can use something from my big brain on my big hats."  

Yes, the campaign is selling that hat but I'm not certain whether that's the official insignia. 

https://shop.donaldjtrump.com/products/official-space-force-hat-black

There might be a number of possibilities:

https://www.theverge.com/2018/8/9/17672118/trump-space-force-logo-branding-military-branch

I'm on my phone and am having trouble finding if there's an official one yet.

If they raise a material amount off that hat, the trumpkins are even dumber than I thought.

The question becomes whether the grifters can exercise enough restraint for these idiots to keep enough gas money to get to rallies and voting sites.  

So it's now 2020.  Are we still on track to go to the moon by 2024?  LMAO.

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

It reminds me of Ivanka's ass from behind.  With my tongue being the shuttle.....

I'm glad we're going to Make Space Great Again.  Space has had it too easy, just sitting there in an empty vacuum doing nothing.

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

That may not be the official Space Force isignia/emblem, maybe that's how they're getting around it.  Or considering who we're talking about, it's completely illegal, somebody warned him, and he just doesn't give a shit.  I'm sure his logic is, "I invented Space Force, so I can use something from my big brain on my big hats."  

25 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

So it's now 2020.  Are we still on track to go to the moon by 2024?  LMAO.

If the logo is anything to judge it by, we are back to space shuttles.   You know, the program that saw a significant chunk of them destroyed, killing 14 astronauts among the way.  

Unless it’s supposed to be the Air Forces mini-space shuttle that orbits for 500 or so days at a time.  

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14 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

He’s such an ignorant asshole. He will only offer help if someone kisses his ass. He’d fuck it up anyway, so I wouldn’t want his “help.” Fuck the so called president. 

He seriously doesn’t care about giving help. This is all optics to his base. Also, on a somewhat side note, Bolton testifying could be a trap. Come in and talk about what a great leader Donald is. I don’t trust any of them. 

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but I thought China would finally pay their fair share?

7 minutes ago, CowboyFred said:
but I thought China would finally pay their fair share?

They have agreed to do so just as soon as Mexico pays for the wall.

So it's now 2020.  Are we still on track to go to the moon by 2024?  LMAO.
It's Jan 7th. Anyone think we are still on track to sign "86 page" "phase one trade deal with China" on Jan 15th?
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3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

They have agreed to do so just as soon as Mexico pays for the wall.

But first, the Iranians and Iraqis are going to pay for an Iranian conflict.

7 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

But first, the Iranians and Iraqis are going to pay for an Iranian conflict.

Wars are always pay for themselves, unlike universal healthcare which is way too expensive to implement.

The 5 Gallon Bucket O' Taters that you can crap in imarket s peaking. My current rube fleecing scheme is in the idea stage. Right now all I have is ranch style beans poured into condoms. Survival condoms you can use after you finish your peas. I'll hone it down to easier shipping. 

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2 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Wars are always pay for themselves, unlike universal healthcare which is way too expensive to implement.

Well, healthcare is a socialist/communist idea, whilst tanks and guns and planes and ships are fucking awesome and we don't just have those around not to use them, right?

15 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

But first, the Iranians and Iraqis are going to pay for an Iranian conflict.

 

But first first, the tax cut is going to pay for itself.

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