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He wants NATO more involved after he shit all over them?

and he is really fucking up pronunciations.  

It’s so annoying listening to him try to suck up oxygen in between every sentence.

Guy nasally Inhales between phrases like my Manhattan accountant who was hip to the whole scene. 

Elephant tranquilizers.  Right?

and he wants to work with Iran to defeat ISIS.  

I'm not watching, can anyone see if his pupils are dilated? That's usually a tell. They look crazy big sometimes.

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

He wants NATO more involved after he shit all over them?

and he is really fucking up pronunciations.  

I think the press conference delay was him working through the word foment.  

Honestly my ninth grade model UN club could've done better than this admin after like our first orientation.

That’s the best y’all got? Jabs at his breathing and pronunciation?

Huh. Things must have gone well.

Just now, Ghost of Shag said:

That’s the best y’all got? Jabs at his breathing and pronunciation?

Huh. Things must have gone well.

imagine being this guy

Just now, Foosters said:

imagine being this guy

Imagine being your husband.

5 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

This is a common misconception. Master chess players do not think ahead any more moves than merely good chess players. What master chess players do understand better than merely good chess players is the relative strength of various positions that would result from various moves.

 

 

Just now, Ghost of Shag said:

Imagine being your husband.

Is this supposed to be a gay joke? 

Are you a 14 year old from 1993?

Just now, Foosters said:

Is this supposed to be a gay joke? 

Are you a 14 year old from 1993?

Wait...you’re not a bitch?

3 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

That’s the best y’all got? Jabs at his breathing and pronunciation?

Huh. Things must have gone well.

You’ve been to plenty of his rallies, you know something was wrong today.  

Just now, Ghost of Shag said:

Wait...you’re not a bitch?

If I was gay and had a husband, I would be a bitch?  Why are you homophobic? What's the matter with you?

Who said anything about you being gay? Other than you, of course. 

I just took you for a bitch.

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3 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Wait...you’re not a bitch?

Peak Trumper on display

Just now, Ghost of Shag said:

Who said anything about you being gay? Jumpy, aren’t we?

I just took you for a bitch.

Oh, I see. Misogynist and homophobic. My mistake. Sure hope your children don't ever have to deal with gender or sexual identity issues. For their sake of course. 

Just now, Foosters said:

Oh, I see. Misogynist and homophobic. My mistake. Sure hope your children don't ever have to deal with gender or sexual identity issues. For their sake of course. 

You’ve got a rough life, don’t you.

People who are proud of that speech, it’s like being proud your 6 year-old only mangled a few words in the school play, but you don’t need to post on twitter like he’s Winston Fuckin Churchill.  

Presser is showing in our break areas at work. Closed captioning only on the monitors so I couldn't hear him mangle the English language.

As I walked past I saw a colleague I'm meeting with this afternoon. She had tears in her eyes while watching the TV. I asked her if everything was ok. She said "I just get so emotional when our president speaks. He is sacrificing so much for us."

I know there are 63 million idiots out there, but I'm still stunned when I find one in the wild.

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1 minute ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Presser is showing in our break areas at work. Closed captioning only on the monitors so I couldn't hear him mangle the English language.

As I walked past I saw a colleague I'm meeting with this afternoon. She had tears in her eyes while watching the TV. I asked her if everything was ok. She said "I just get so emotional when our president speaks. He is sacrificing so much for us."

I know there are 63 million idiots out there, but I'm still stunned when I find one in the wild.

It’s nice that you tolerite her.  

1 minute ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Presser is showing in our break areas at work. Closed captioning only on the monitors so I couldn't hear him mangle the English language.

As I walked past I saw a colleague I'm meeting with this afternoon. She had tears in her eyes while watching the TV. I asked her if everything was ok. She said "I just get so emotional when our president speaks. He is sacrificing so much for us."

I know there are 63 million idiots out there, but I'm still stunned when I find one in the wild.

What the fuck. 

3 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

I know there are 63 million idiots out there, but I'm still stunned when I find one in the wild.

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6 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Dan Patrick speaks the truth, at least for stupid people like him.  When you go through life clueless, everyone is unpredictable.  

7 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Presser is showing in our break areas at work. Closed captioning only on the monitors so I couldn't hear him mangle the English language.

As I walked past I saw a colleague I'm meeting with this afternoon. She had tears in her eyes while watching the TV. I asked her if everything was ok. She said "I just get so emotional when our president speaks. He is sacrificing so much for us."

I know there are 63 million idiots out there, but I'm still stunned when I find one in the wild.

Pics of colleague? 

Did he have a small stroke that we haven't heard about? I'm serious. Those mispronunciations go far beyond what loose dentures would produce, and I don't recall the severity of these mistakes back a year or so ago. He's genuinely haven't difficulty speaking.

2 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Did he have a small stroke that we haven't heard about? I'm serious. Those mispronunciations go far beyond what loose dentures would produce, and I don't recall the severity of these mistakes back a year or so ago. He's genuinely haven't difficulty speaking.

They drug him up before every prepared speech. The slurring and shit is getting worse but that's just because his brain is continually deteriorating. 

40 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Get in your car and just listen to the audio like I’m doing.  You can hear imminent death in his breathing and cadence.  

He was breathing very heavily, struggling to  talk and breath 

 

37 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Just said Obama paid for the missiles that were shot last night. 

Thanks Obama!

Did Iran get a punch card ?

Buy 10 missiles and your 11th is free !

28 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

People who are proud of that speech, it’s like being proud your 6 year-old only mangled a few words in the school play, but you don’t need to post on twitter like he’s Winston Fuckin Churchill.  

Michael Berry (740 hou am radio agitator) ust said that speech was great enough to win a Nobel peace prize, if trump was treated fairly.

he also claimed that school children will be studying this speech for years to come !

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12 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Dan Patrick speaks the truth, at least for stupid people like him.  When you go through life clueless, everyone is unpredictable.  

Anyone that ever voted for Danny Goeb, in any election should not be allowed to reproduce, ever 

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Michael Barry just said that speech was great enough to win a Nobel peace prize, if trump was treated fairly.

he also claimed that school children will be studying this speech for years to come !

Who?

 

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

He was breathing very heavily, struggling to  talk and breath 

 

Sometimes the addlepated Dotard struggles to decide whether to do them simultaneously or sequentially. It's a lot to ponder in front of the nation.

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Anyone that ever voted for Danny Goeb, in any election should not be allowed to reproduce, ever 

Unfortunately, those who most fervently support him have likely spawned at least a couple of generations.

7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Michael Barry just said that speech was great enough to win a Nobel peace prize, if trump was treated fairly.

he also claimed that school children will be studying this speech for years to come !

Berry

26 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Presser is showing in our break areas at work. Closed captioning only on the monitors so I couldn't hear him mangle the English language.

As I walked past I saw a colleague I'm meeting with this afternoon. She had tears in her eyes while watching the TV. I asked her if everything was ok. She said "I just get so emotional when our president speaks. He is sacrificing so much for us."

I know there are 63 million idiots out there, but I'm still stunned when I find one in the wild.

 

Well, I usually get a little emotional when DOTARD speaks as well, but I suspect its a different emotion than your colleague's. 

32 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

Pics of colleague? 

Bet she is a blonde.

 

Honestly my ninth grade model UN club could've done better than this admin after like our first orientation.

You are in 9th grade?
1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

 More sanctions from Sleepy.  

What the fuck is wrong with him?

Have you not heard him read from a teleprompter before? He always sounds like that. 

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Guy nasally Inhales between phrases like my Manhattan accountant who was hip to the whole scene. 

Did he use a lot of slang? Did he use the word "man?"

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