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    it won't matter if his taxes ever come out.  it won't matter if his taxes don't ever come out.  you wanna know why?  because we already know what's in them. since early 2017 when people starting

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#8553
8 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Good morning to all:

 

 

 

 

 

#8554
4 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

How the hell do you shoot down a gunboat?

I'm gonna drive up to Mexico and get to the top of this!

#8556
How the hell do you shoot down a gunboat?

I’ll fill you so full of lead you’ll be using your dick for a pencil!
-what do you mean?
I don’t know.
#8559
12 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Pointing it out here, while perhaps therapeutic, does no good.

What needs to happen is that we need to get out the vote. 

One begets the other.

#8560

Did he put "shoot down gunboats" on Presidential letterhead? 

Doesn't somebody edit those before they're released since they are part of the permanent record of the United States? 

I understand he circumvents grammar police on twitter, but I would think it would be official U.S. policy that nothing goes out on that letterhead until it's been vetted for both content and syntax.  

I don't know how yet, but this has something to do with Space Force and him being confused with why they call the flying vessels in outer space "ships" when ships are boats that are on the water...some have guns.  And need to come down.

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#8562
1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

How the hell do you shoot down a gunboat?

Well, the gunboats are a lot shorter than our ships. So I guess we shoot down at them?

#8565

Wait, maybe Trump thinks we all live under water and have to shoot up at the gunboats to bring them down.  

My God, he thinks he's Aquaman.

#8567

Fuck this administration in the goat ass. Read the part that I bolded:


 

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OPM is currently headed up by acting director Mike Rigas, who assumed the role in mid-March after the abrupt resignation of Dale Cabaniss, who stepped down because of alleged poor treatment by several Trump appointees. Rigas has worked as the deputy director of OPM for the last two years and is also an alum of the Heritage Foundation.

Rigas is holding down two jobs at the moment: He also was named late last month as the acting deputy director of management at the Office of Management and Budget.

Since taking charge, Rigas has put his stamp on OPM’s front office and is bringing George Nesterczuk on board as a senior adviser, according to two people familiar with the matter. He previously did organizational and HR consulting for government contractors and management consulting firms.

Nesterczuk had been Trump’s first choice to head up OPM but withdrew in August 2017 after criticism from federal employee unions who didn’t like the role he played in trying to enact a pay system based on performance at the Defense Department and raised questions about his work for the Ukranian government. He served two stints at OPM during both the Reagan and George W. Bush administrations and has also worked on Capitol Hill and at the Departments of Transportation and Defense.

Rigas has told colleagues that he questions the constitutionality of the 1883 Pendleton Act, which codifies using merit to pick government officials, and believes that all executive branch employees should be political appointees, according to a person who has discussed the matter with him.



https://www.politico.com/news/2020/04/21/democrats-blast-trump-federal-workers-coronavirus-199026
 

#8571
20 years compared to a month and a half.  It's Trump's own personal Vietnam I suppose.

Dodged responsibility in both cases
#8572
2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

Such a well done film.  Acting by Dwight and Ritter really sold the film.

#8574

Watching Dotard and Lady Dotard trying to shovel dirt at the earth day event is comedy gold. 

#8575
26 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Such a well done film.  Acting by Dwight and Ritter really sold the film.

Billy Bob wasn't too shabby either.

#8578
11 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Everything is so stupid.

 

haha, it's actually a thing, specimen trees. trump just found out about it being a thing, because someone told him that right before the ceremony, so of course he goes and makes it a thing.

#8579
10 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

haha, it's actually a thing, specimen trees. trump just found out about it being a thing, because someone told him that right before the ceremony, so of course he goes and makes it a thing.

I'm not watching the press debacle if there is one today, but if anyone is playing Bingo, that should be a space for sure. Even better if he gets confused with a medical specimen and thinks that the trees are pee trees.

#8581
18 hours ago, Horndog said:

Speaking of books, whatever happened to the John Bolton tome?

He wants a book tour.  Maybe tell Trump this and he might rethink re-opening the country.

15 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Y'all lay off of her. She ran a fuckin' 5K!

Yeah, all hot and sweaty too, the little martyr.

4 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

Here's the answer to the question I posed. Well duh. 

But Biden's the one who muddles words and phrases!

3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Fuck this administration in the goat ass. Read the part that I bolded:


 



https://www.politico.com/news/2020/04/21/democrats-blast-trump-federal-workers-coronavirus-199026
 

Absolutely no doubt who the person is who discussed all positions should be appointed by the president with no regard to qualifications.  That person would be the president who presides with no qualifications.

#8582
8 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I'm not watching the press debacle if there is one today, but if anyone is playing Bingo, that should be a space for sure. Even better if he gets confused with a medical specimen and thinks that the trees are pee trees.

You mean those trees grown in little glass dishes?   That's what those are for?  

#8583
17 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

haha, it's actually a thing, specimen trees. trump just found out about it being a thing, because someone told him that right before the ceremony, so of course he goes and makes it a thing.

Yep. And when he learns something 70% of the even slightly curious people already knew he wants to enlighten everyone on the thing he just learned that everyone already knew.  

He stared directly into an eclipse, winced in pain, and then pointed at it like everyone else hadn't already located the largest fucking fireball in the universe. I want to live long enough to giggle at his funeral because whoever he wants to be in charge of that will fuck it up in the most spectacular way.

#8585
4 minutes ago, Chooky said:

then pointed at it like everyone else hadn't already located the largest fucking fireball in the universe.

Uhhhhhhhh...

#8586
4 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Yep. And when he learns something 70% of the even slightly curious people already knew he wants to enlighten everyone on the thing he just learned that everyone already knew.  

He stared directly into an eclipse, winced in pain, and then pointed at it like everyone else hadn't already located the largest fucking fireball in the universe. I want to live long enough to giggle at his funeral because whoever he wants to be in charge of that will fuck it up in the most spectacular way.

seriously, i laugh every time i think about the eclipse, because that's the fucking defining moment of his presidency.

nobody remembers, but he did it more than once, because of course he did.

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#8590
26 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

You mean those trees grown in little glass dishes?   That's what those are for?  

 

25 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Yep. And when he learns something 70% of the even slightly curious people already knew he wants to enlighten everyone on the thing he just learned that everyone already knew.  

He stared directly into an eclipse, winced in pain, and then pointed at it like everyone else hadn't already located the largest fucking fireball in the universe. I want to live long enough to giggle at his funeral because whoever he wants to be in charge of that will fuck it up in the most spectacular way.

If there was any a time for a deep undercover Deep Stater to whisper in the President's ear: "Don't eat the urine cakes," now would be the time.

#8592
16 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

never trust a firsty-firsty.

Plus it's a firsty-firsty girly-girly, like Leslie Shannon.  

He is so excited about learning about specimen trees.  There's gonna be an announcement of "Elements of Arbor" very soon.  

#8593
2 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Another medical deferment 

Unfit to serve 50 years ago. Unfit to serve now. 

#8594
58 minutes ago, Horndog said:

Unfit to serve 50 years ago. Unfit to serve now. 


Whereas Jordan Hayley is unfit to serve now and will be unfit to serve 50 years from now. So there's this universal balance, kind of a yin and yang thing. 

#8595
33 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


Whereas Jordan Hayley is unfit to serve now and will be unfit to serve 50 years from now. So there's this universal balance, kind of a yin and yang thing. 

The Circle of Stupid

#8596
52 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


Whereas Jordan Hayley is unfit to serve now and will be unfit to serve 50 years from now. So there's this universal balance, kind of a yin and yang thing. 

 

#8598
4 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

Watching Dotard and Lady Dotard trying to shovel dirt at the earth day event is comedy gold. 

Melania had to have an assistant help her heft a shovelful of dirt. Unreal. 

#8600
Melania had to have an assistant help her heft a shovelful of dirt. Unreal. 

She’s not used to having to lift anything heavier than his mushroom.
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