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#8851
19 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Is this sarcasm? 

It's not sarcasm, although he didn't quite capture her tone.  I don't have it DVR'ed but basically she said that we're stuck with current testing limits until a major breakthrough, which would be presumably months away.  She then hinted at a minor improvement 2-3 weeks out.

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#8852
27 minutes ago, SameSame said:

Dr. Birx is just another Trump lackey yes man.  Her credibility is less and less everyday.

It's especially a shame because she trained under Dr. Fauci. I had an issue with her starting a month ago and some disagreed with me at the time. She has not really changed since, so I am glad others are seeing it now.

#8853

Please stop, I can't take all your sincerity,  love, and compassion for your wife. Get a room already. 

#8854
6 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

It's especially a shame because she trained under Dr. Fauci. I had an issue with her starting a month ago and some disagreed with me at the time. She has not really changed since, so I am glad others are seeing it now.

Well, I was one of them. To some extent convinced that the two doctors had worked out a strategy to keep getting info out with one going the hard route and the other one soft pedaling. However, I think she has crossed the line of late and is (or has) destroyed her cred.

#8856
2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

hamberger. absolute moron.

 

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And he had to fight through spell check to come out with hamberger.

#8857
37 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Maybe he meant the Pulit Surprise?

Pretty sure he meant Wurlitzer.

#8858
1 hour ago, TornACL said:

Seems like he's having a stressful weekend. That's a shame. 

FLOTUS’s  BDay weekend 

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#8865
This would be hilarious if it was happening in a shithole country that I didn't live in. 


I remember having a great laugh at Rob Ford. Oops.
#8866
7 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

yikes.

reading last night's texts after a recipe of bourbon, blow, and an astros playoff loss does not a fun morning make.

#8868
3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

hamberger. absolute moron.

 

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"third rate reporter who knows nothing about me."

hmm, does he not realize by now that these reports are coming from inside the house?

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#8870
1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Maybe he meant the Pulit Surprise?

If I ever open a restaurant I am naming my chicken sandwich the Pullet Surprise.  So thanks for that.

#8872

"Nobel" is the #1 trend on Twitter right now.  Then he misspells "hamburger."  Also, I fucking hate him.

#8873
3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Did he delete these tweets or am I twitter idiot? I dont see them.

#8875
4 minutes ago, yoladu said:

Did he delete these tweets or am I twitter idiot? I dont see them.

He must’ve 

#8876
13 minutes ago, Chooky said:

"Nobel" is the #1 trend on Twitter right now.  

 

Followed closely by #LesbianVisibilityDay

Gotta love it.

#8880

The current President of the United States has misspelled "hamburger" twice in two different ways.

hamberder

hamberger

There's not a chance in hell that he could pass the U.S. Citizenship test.

#8881

Holy shit now he’s claiming sarcasm for his misspellings. He is so mentally ill that he can’t even admit to himself that he spelled it wrong. This is our “president”. 

#8884
5 minutes ago, Lurch said:

Jesus. This guy

 

Haha this lying motherfucker.    This so dumb and fucked up.

Then why delete them?

#8885

A lot of sarcasm these last few days.  Understandable.  Everything going on right now is totally hilarious.

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#8890
1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Okay - who on Fox News didn’t suck his dick sufficiently?
 

this just shows how his brain works.

basically he's saying, "hey fox, don't report on what's happening, because that's what cnn and msnbc are doing, and they helped keep the democratic debates off your network.  therefore, you should hold a grudge against them and act out irrationally against them whenever humanly possible."

it's like he's shocked when someone else doesn't act solely out of gripes and grievances, which is the only reason he ever does anything.

#8897
3 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Melania's party must be awesome. 

No shit, I'm sure the evangelical party of family values is surely applauding this loving husband.

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#8898
1 hour ago, Red Five said:

The Fox tweet was full of specifics as to what he's talking about, as usual. 

Fox ran ads today from Republicans for Rule of Law::

 

 

 

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#8900

The republicans backed him through all of his crimes and cover ups. If they did their damn job he'd already be out. Fuck them. Vote them all out. 

#NoRepublicanAgainEver

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