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It's pretty sad isn't it? Especially when the Trump website then offers the opportunity to BUY a MAGA/KAG flag with which to drape your soldier's coffin.

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    it won't matter if his taxes ever come out.  it won't matter if his taxes don't ever come out.  you wanna know why?  because we already know what's in them. since early 2017 when people starting

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These witch hunts always seem to turn up finding witches.
7 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

 

So, stealing 50 grand from the government and your elderly mother is a misdemeanor?

What the fuck, federal government?  What the fucking fuck?

Where's his tweet congratulating California? The 49ers didn't have a big win, or they aren't a fantastic football team? So confused.  

 

Today's lineup should be fascinating politically. What a doofus he is. Is he still attending the NC game this week? If LSU loses and some reporter puts a mic on Ed O. we could have memes for weeks.

Sorry @Nope, you posted while I was typing, that's not great news. Not surprising, but not great news.

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Don't worry Iran; I've got your back:

Oh, wait:

 

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Holy shit. Right out there in the open?
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Don't worry Iran; I've got your back:

Oh, wait:

 

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Or we will be forced to write a strongly worded letter telling you just how angry we are.  

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

Trump:

The masterpiece or the mysteries of the horizon, 1955 - Rene Magritte

 

Secretary of Defense Esper:

The treachery of images (This is not a pipe), 1928 - 1929 - Rene Magritte

Edit to add: Yes, I am aware that it is an image of a pipe, not a pipe.

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2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

So, stealing 50 grand from the government and your elderly mother is a misdemeanor?

What the fuck, federal government?  What the fucking fuck?

Maybe she can room with Aunt Becky at the resort prison.

Maybe it's just me, but the Secretary of Defense really doesn't need to be speaking on CNN, especially if he's gonna waffle about and in effect lie.  The simulation is getting darker every day.

Holy fucking shit.

 





Get this through your noggin:

"“What the President said was he believed it probably could have been. He didn’t cite intelligence.”

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Trump and intelligence have always been mortal foes. 

We’re having witnesses now? Cool!

 

Yeah lets get all these important witnesses up there in the trial of Donald Trump. The ones we really need to hear from concerning Trump's impeachable offenses, like Biden, Pelosi, John Kerry, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, Jimmy Carter, and Al Franken. 

40 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Holy fucking shit.

 





Get this through your noggin:

"“What the President said was he believed it probably could have been. He didn’t cite intelligence.”

Call it the one tenth of one percent doctrine. 

3 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

Where's his tweet congratulating California? The 49ers didn't have a big win, or they aren't a fantastic football team? So confused.  

Welp, sorry to all the Titan fans. Y'all had a good run, but the Trump Curse ended that.

5 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Welp, sorry to all the Titan fans. Y'all had a good run, but the Trump Curse ended that.

A Trump stronghold state led by a white quarterback from Texas vs. a team from a rat-infested city led by a black man.  So weird he would support the Titans!

38 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Yeah lets get all these important witnesses up there in the trial of Donald Trump. The ones we really need to hear from concerning Trump's impeachable offenses, like Biden, Pelosi, John Kerry, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, Jimmy Carter, and Al Franken. 

You forgot Soros 

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Maybe she can room with Aunt Becky at the resort prison.

Go on...

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Yeah lets get all these important witnesses up there in the trial of Donald Trump. The ones we really need to hear from concerning Trump's impeachable offenses, like Biden, Pelosi, John Kerry, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, Jimmy Carter, and Al Franken. 

add me to the list. my week is wide open and I’ve got stuff to say. 

22 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

That interview wasn't perfect, that is for sure. The declaration of how much Saudi Arabia et al are paying for US soldiers is stark.

 

another day, another snl sketch. 

infomercial offering u.s. soldiers to all the dictators and despots around world. 

would be funny if it weren’t so on the nose and depressingly accurate. 

Despite Mr. Sack saying that the President is "playing Iran perfect so far", one has to wonder if the President is also projecting.

 

13 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

Wow, I didn’t know the East Texas Box Face’s range extended all the way to Florida.  

Wow, I didn’t know the East Texas Box Face’s range extended all the way to Florida.  

It’s really more of a Coastal Plains Box Face. We just say “East Texas” cause that’s out little piece of the coastal plains. But there’s the Coonass Box Face, Mississippi Delta Box Face, Redneck Riviera Box Face, clear on over to Clearwater Box Face.
11 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:


It’s really more of a Coastal Plains Box Face. We just say “East Texas” cause that’s out little piece of the coastal plains. But there’s the Coonass Box Face, Mississippi Delta Box Face, Redneck Riviera Box Face, clear on over to Clearwater Box Face.

This guy studies his box faces.

56 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

is he having a stroke?

 

So Donald didn't read the EVIDENCE AND SEE THE CRIME HE COMMITTED, OR READ HIS OWN TRANSCRIPTS, WHICH STATED THE CRIME AND EVIDENCE, AND FORGOT THE PRESSURE HE PUT THE WITNESSES THAT WERE CALLED TO NOT TESTIFY or the PRESSURE ON THE UKRAINIAN PRESIDENT. So where is the Witch Hunt he talks about? Don lives in a totally different universe that he is trying to make us and himself, and all his believers, believe exists. Please leave! 

 

And to answer 4th&Five's question. YES, probably several daily. I know I'm having several daily because of him.

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Hours of tweets, and although he signed the Emergency Declaration, nothing more done as far as I know. No aid, nothing. Maybe someone will point the following (below) out to him, so he will get off his fat butt and help the American citizens in Puerto Rico who are hurting right now.

 

4 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Welp, sorry to all the Titan fans. Y'all had a good run, but the Trump Curse ended that.

What did he tweet about the Texans?

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

is he having a stroke?

 

someone needs to teach him the hyphen. 

also lulz that “he agrees” with what “many believe”.

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

What did he tweet about the Texans?

#toosoon 

If only there were a way for the US to feel confident that Iran isn't developing nuclear weapons.

7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

#toosoon 

I was rooting for them. That was brutal. 

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

Art of the Deal. 

 

Why is "don't kill your protesters" in quotes? How much wiggle room does that leave?

2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

someone needs to teach him the hyphen. 

also lulz that “he agrees” with what “many believe”.

The hyphen? He isn't very adept with the apostrophe, is overly fond of using capitals, and you want him to mas-ter his' hy-phens?

Now, Elizabeth Warren? There is someone who would probably accept grammar instruction and happily start an American chapter of the now disbanded Apostrophe Protection Society and make sure that hypens had a subcommittee.

8 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Why is "don't kill your protesters" in quotes? How much wiggle room does that leave?

I think he might be quoting himself again based upon this earlier tweet. He is after all, Donald Jenius Trump

 

26 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I think he might be quoting himself again based upon this earlier tweet. He is after all, Donald Jenius Trump

It reads like "Don't kill your protesters."

Image result for air quotes gif

It's cool though. Ambiguity in language has never been a problem in high-stakes negotiations.

On 1/11/2020 at 5:24 PM, Bozo_Casanova said:


No. The GOP always has. The Democratic Party has very diverse ideological factions but was an economic base coalition from the 30’s until the 90’s.

It’s still true today mostly: Republican voters vote Republican because they believe stuff, and Democratic voters vote Democrat because they want stuff.

well, Republicans want shit too--permanent tax cuts for the wealthy and corporate subsidies. 

well, Republicans want shit too--permanent tax cuts for the wealthy and corporate subsidies. 

Republican voters vote for that stuff because they actually believe it does what they’ve been told. Even smart ones. brisket and GoLL actually believed it and Washpark said he did.

 

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