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  • Let me be candid and honest here my man. I cannot be sympathetic to your comments because this is how adult life has always been. From the moment I stepped out of my home and headed off to college I h

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    it won't matter if his taxes ever come out.  it won't matter if his taxes don't ever come out.  you wanna know why?  because we already know what's in them. since early 2017 when people starting

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#10702
2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

yep.  I'll do my civic duty and vote but I'm under no delusions this will end up anything but a trump victory via fraud. 

That's the easy part. What is one's civic duty if Trump wins via fraud?

#10704
3 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

More Barr weasel language,

"They're really guilty, but I'm going to be nice and not do anything about it."  

#10711

My mom was taking HQC for rheumatoid arthritis and her doctor recently let her know she didn’t need to take it anymore. Can’t imagine people could get it without prescriptions.

#10714
2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Does he think that will prevent him from getting the virus? I don’t get it.

It’s like Alex Jones pimping the miracle pills he uses to keep his perfect figure. 

#10719

Someone tell Trump taking HCQ causes atrial fibrillation, which is the first symptom gay frogs experience when they turn gay.

#10720
12 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Does he think that will prevent him from getting the virus? I don’t get it.

Either hes lying and isn't taking it and just wants to continue his grift, or hes lying and has the rona and is trying to stop symptoms from appearing.  Either way, hes a lying piece of shit.  

At this point Darwin is at the wheel.  Protect yourselves and let the dumbasses weed themselves out.  

#10725
17 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Someone tell Trump taking HCQ causes atrial fibrillation, which is the first symptom gay frogs experience when they turn gay.

Wasn't that how Jurassic Park suddenly ended up with male dinosaurs?  

I like how the Panera CEO just glossed over Trump saying, "50% decline, that's not bad", as if to say "There's no way he just said that, just move on dude.."  The Wharton school could make an entire degree plan just out of "Shit you shouldn't do in Business" based entirely on the business exploits of Trump.  From marketing, to ethics, to debt/private credit, international business, and now basic finance.  

There's actually a decent chance that the reason he no longer shouts in public about how much we wants to show us his tax returns is because he only recently found out all those big numbers on his return with parentheses around them, are losses, not gains.  I 

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#10729

Reporter needs to be like, "President Obama stated that he takes 10x the recommended HCQ dose because he's tough and not a loser. How much do you take?" 

#10732
Someone tell Trump taking HCQ causes atrial fibrillation, which is the first symptom gay frogs experience when they turn gay.

My day was brightened on the news, and now you try to harsh my mellow...
#10733

 This timeline is moving more rapidly than I thought.  We could be only weeks away from Trump literally wearing a tin foil hat to keep from getting infected with COVID through the 5G network.

#10737
34 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

 This timeline is moving more rapidly than I thought.  We could be only weeks away from Trump literally wearing a tin foil hat to keep from getting infected with COVID through the 5G network.

Windmill cancer didn't kill him, no reason to think this will.  He's got some seriously Rasputin genes.

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#10738
2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Duh, Twitter's got hydroxychloroquine.  It's what morons crave. 

Not getting enough love.

#10739

of course his infantile brain engaged into a "yes, i'm taking hydroxychloroquine." of course, he isn't probably actually taking it, but he's been touting it, so he has to endorse it. in his mind, he MUST double down to be correct. 

#10741
35 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

ok, so let's pretend for a minute that any of this is true.  that (a) he went to his doctor and (b) his doctor said, "cool" and gave him a scrip and (c) he's actually taking the meds.

the doctor is typically a naval officer, right?  i know the secret service protects him at all costs, no matter who is president.  and i know that doctors have other oaths and responsibilities that they swear outside of specific presidential responsibilities (and military responsibilities).  so can his doctor just take orders from trump and give him these meds for conditions he does not have (lupus, malaria)?  what if he asked for bleach or fentanyl or cyanide?  doesn't the doctor have some sort of obligation to, i don't know, the country, not to assist the president in poisoning himself?

i wrote a similar speech a couple months ago back when he wouldn't get tested.  i said that if he was a popular or beloved president, that his citizens would be clamoring for him to take daily tests.  this shouldn't be any different.

therefore, i submit that no fucking way he's taking it.  that is to say, i don't think his physician prescribed it.  and now that he's announced it, i can't imagine they're happy with it.  i mean, what if he was part of the 3% that up and died from it?  that seems like a setup for a fairly large scandal, not to mention global/market event, and a doctor who would be treated like oswalt or booth.  i guess he really is trying to be like lincoln.

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#10743
2 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

ok, so let's pretend for a minute that any of this is true.  that (a) he went to his doctor and (b) his doctor said, "cool" and gave him a scrip and (c) he's actually taking the meds.

the doctor is typically a naval officer, right?  i know the secret service protects him at all costs, no matter who is president.  and i know that doctors have other oaths and responsibilities that they swear outside of specific presidential responsibilities (and military responsibilities).  so can his doctor just take orders from trump and give him these meds for conditions he does not have (lupus, malaria)?  what if he asked for bleach or fentanyl or cyanide?  doesn't the doctor have some sort of obligation to, i don't know, the country, not to assist the president in poisoning himself?

i wrote a similar speech a couple months ago back when he wouldn't get tested.  i said that if he was a popular or beloved president, that his citizens would be clamoring for him to take daily tests.  this shouldn't be any different.

therefore, i submit that no fucking way he's taking it.  that is to say, i don't think his physician prescribed it.  and now that he's announced it, i can't imagine they're happy with it.  i mean, what if he was part of the 3% that up and died from it?  that seems like a setup for a fairly large scandal, not to mention global/market event, and a doctor who would be treated like oswalt or booth.  i guess he really is trying to be like lincoln.

 

He asked for it, doc said ok, and is giving him flintstones chewables, not actually hydroxychloroquine.

#10744
3 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

He asked for it, doc said ok, and is giving him flintstones chewables, not actually hydroxychloroquine.

Doc also brings these along:

Doctor Kit - 13 Pieces

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#10745
2 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

He's a genius when it comes to bidness.

A Trump business that loses around 50% of revenue goes right to the top of one of his most successful business ventures.

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#10746
4 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

He asked for it, doc said ok, and is giving him flintstones chewables, not actually hydroxychloroquine.

This is very likely the truth.

#10747
9 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

ok, so let's pretend for a minute that any of this is true.  that (a) he went to his doctor and (b) his doctor said, "cool" and gave him a scrip and (c) he's actually taking the meds.

the doctor is typically a naval officer, right?  i know the secret service protects him at all costs, no matter who is president.  and i know that doctors have other oaths and responsibilities that they swear outside of specific presidential responsibilities (and military responsibilities).  so can his doctor just take orders from trump and give him these meds for conditions he does not have (lupus, malaria)?  what if he asked for bleach or fentanyl or cyanide?  doesn't the doctor have some sort of obligation to, i don't know, the country, not to assist the president in poisoning himself?

i wrote a similar speech a couple months ago back when he wouldn't get tested.  i said that if he was a popular or beloved president, that his citizens would be clamoring for him to take daily tests.  this shouldn't be any different.

therefore, i submit that no fucking way he's taking it.  that is to say, i don't think his physician prescribed it.  and now that he's announced it, i can't imagine they're happy with it.  i mean, what if he was part of the 3% that up and died from it?  that seems like a setup for a fairly large scandal, not to mention global/market event, and a doctor who would be treated like oswalt or booth.  i guess he really is trying to be like lincoln.

The Director of the White House Medical Unit and Physician to the President is CDR Sean Conley, USN.

He is a graduate of the Philadelphia College of Osteopathic Medicine.  Osteopaths aren't chiropractors, but they do historically tend to subscribe to "alternative" medicine and health "strategies," which might include this type of quackery.  

#10748

Trump's doctor took the pills out of this...

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and put those pills in this....

Colored Capsule Bottles Amber Color - 20 Dram Size - (Qty. 12)

and stuck a hydroxychloroquine label on it.

 

Here you go, Mr. President, one a day now!

 

 

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#10750

Trump:  "Best day for the markets in weeks, thanks to me!"  

America:  "Well not sure it's thanks to you.  But yeah, good for the economy so we'll take it."

Trump:  "Nope, all me.  Speaking of me.  I'm on a lot of hydroxychloriquine, thought I'd let you all know today!"

America:  "Isn't that dangerous considering there's no link to combat C-19, especially with people of your age with your heart conditions.  Could be harmful to your................................. (listening to ourselves talk).  Wait, yeah---this bull run today is for sure thanks to you."  

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