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#14010
7 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Uhm..... this will need some splaining.... It's being speculated it's people who were paid via PPP being counted as jobs created.  Have to see.

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What's the source on that?

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2 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

He did push to reopen, and reopening is why the numbers are better, so he gets a victory lap today. 

Celebrating double digit unemployment is certainly a strategy. Maybe not as good as he thinks however. 

#14018

Donald - "This is great for the African American community, for the Asian American, for the Hispanic America" 

Reporter - What's your plan?? 

Donald - and that's my plan 

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#14023
59 minutes ago, yoladu said:

this motherfucker is all over the place. He can't express a cohesive, coherent thought that lasts more than 30 seconds.

Which is why Twitter is the perfect platform for him.

Seriously, if he had to actually speak to get his hot takes out he would have never been elected.

#14026
12 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

 

How tone deaf to the current climate can one man be...they are literally painting Black Lives Matter outside the White House, while he shows not an ounce of empathy, makes up stories and uses George Floyd as a prop.

#14032
14 minutes ago, DigDug said:

How tone deaf to the current climate can one man be...they are literally painting Black Lives Matter outside the White House, while he shows not an ounce of empathy, makes up stories and uses George Floyd as a prop.

He’s not tone deaf, he’s just an asshole.

#14037
18 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

George is getting upset!

"George likes his kung pao......consumed through a throat that hasn't been crushed under a jackboot!"  Or something.

#14041

George was smiling while looking down, till he realized they juked the stats. 

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#14042

Plus, rule one of politics:   You release bad news at Friday lunchtime, not good news.  

Christ, it's impossible he's this stupid.

#14043
21 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Biden’s ad campaign director has the easiest job in America 

#14044
44 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Lol at "Hopefully."  

He's very consumed with the idea of dead people assessing the world of the living from within the realms of the beyond. Roger Ailes, John Dingell, George Floyd... He's like the old psychic lady from Poltergeist.

 

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Just now, smuggs said:

Lol at "Hopefully."  

He's very consumed with the idea of dead people assessing the world of the living from within the realms of the beyond. Roger Ailes, John Dingell, George Floyd... He's like the old psychic lady from Poltergeist.

 

and built like her, too. \

Seriously, does he ever stop to think that maybe some of the people voting in November are currently alive, disconcerted with the state of the nation right now, and not looking to vote by mail from the afterlife?  

#14046
8 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Trump declaring victory only to be undermined with an oops counting error is everyday Trump.

What’s that saying about a lie traveling around the world 10 times before the truth comes out? That’s Trump’s guiding principle. He’s an old fashioned con artist. People want to believe the good news and delivering it earns you adoration — even if it turns out it was a lie. When the truth comes out, those same people will view the truth messenger with contempt and retain their good will toward the liar who fed them untruthful good news. 

Humans are fucking stupid.

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17 minutes ago, Nope said:

Biden’s ad campaign director has the easiest job in America 

If I am Biden’s ad campaign director, I would just ask Obama to stand at a podium and repeat, word for word, some of trumps most incineratory speeches.  Then when all the Trumpkins get all worked up in a tizzy after hearing a black guy expressing totalitarian and authoritarian ideas, replay it with actual footage of trump saying it.  Sit back and watch the heads explode.

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