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40 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

also is there any evidence that children don't catch, carry, or spread covid, relatively speaking?  because that's what he's claiming.  thank god there were no medical experts in there to, you know, clarify medical details.

transmission rates seem lower but that may be because schools basically stopped happening in mid-march.  it's not like kids went back to their jobs or started barhopping in may. 

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3 minutes ago, elfenix said:

transmission rates seem lower but that may be because schools basically stopped happening in mid-march.  it's not like kids went back to their jobs or started barhopping in may. 

Because they were too busy rioting 

43 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

also is there any evidence that children don't catch, carry, or spread covid, relatively speaking?  because that's what he's claiming.  thank god there were no medical experts in there to, you know, clarify medical details.

 

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

transmission rates seem lower but that may be because schools basically stopped happening in mid-march.  it's not like kids went back to their jobs or started barhopping in may. 

yeah, basically, kids have been locked into quarantine in ways that even adults cannot manage to do. i get out to the store, hardware, etc. i try to limit it, but my kids barely even go outside. we are in a new neighborhood, with plenty of kids, but they cannot go play with them. so effectively the kids have been on total lockdown, so it stands to reason that they aren't exposed to it.

3 minutes ago, elfenix said:

transmission rates seem lower but that may be because schools basically stopped happening in mid-march.  it's not like kids went back to their jobs or started barhopping in may. 

That was something I was thinking. Even though Dr. Fauci was saying schools in areas with low transmission were probably okay with monitoring, I think he knows that fewer children have spent the hours of 8 to 3 inside a building with 600 other students. (Average elementary campus size in a lot of burbs). The CDC guidance points out that it is possible for children to carry more than one virus, so we've all got that going for us.

2 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

I'll add "nasty" and  "like a dog."

also, sorry for confusing you for a dirty east-sider.  not sure why i thought that.

I may have drunk posted this before so SIAP, but there's no doubt in my mind the "like a dog" shit comes from the fact that he sees himself as some kind of mob boss. It's pathetic. 

4 minutes ago, threesheets said:

I may have drunk posted this before so SIAP, but there's no doubt in my mind the "like a dog" shit comes from the fact that he sees himself as some kind of mob boss. It's pathetic. 

Username checks out. 

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

 it's not like kids went back to their jobs or started barhopping in may. 

How long before he tweets out that kids need to start working to bring the economy back?

6 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

 

 

Here's a shot at the Trump Donor Hall of Fame where President Trump will be looking for my name. What an honor!!!!!!! He'll be walking through a real place.

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A real hall! And my name will be right there on one of those plagues er plaques, forever! But I better hurry!

 

 

Shit, did you miss the window?  If it's any amount let's contribute a nickel and put Swam in the damn hall.  I don't think he could think of a bigger honor.  I mean actually blowing Dotard but I don't think he could get that for anything under $20.  And we've got a wreath fund to maintain...

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Well he said that they explained it all to him and he understood it very well so now he’s explaining it to us and he’s very smart and his relationship with them is very good and ah fuck me I can’t finish it!!!

They were surprised at how well he understood it.  Very few people understood it as well as he did  . . . . 

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3 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

I really don't care if this has already been posted. Holy. Fucking. Shit!

 

He is too goddamn dumb to even realize how dumb he is.

7 minutes ago, DigDug said:

He is too goddamn dumb to even realize how dumb he is.

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17 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

I really don't care if this has already been posted. Holy. Fucking. Shit!

 


 

27 minutes ago, DigDug said:

He is too goddamn dumb to even realize how dumb he is.

To be fair, I am actually shocked that he repeated it correctly in the interview. Twice! I really didn’t think he could do that. 

1 minute ago, Planet Houston said:

To be fair, I am actually shocked that he repeated it correctly in the interview. Twice! I really didn’t think he could do that. 

Well he did say that was one of the easier questions.

6 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Well he did say that was one of the easier questions.

Actually he said that was one of the difficult questions.  So difficult that if you get it in order, you get extra points.

That honestly sounds like a 3rd grader coming home and explaining a test they had.

Holy fuck is this ugly. Should be impeached again just for making such a fuck ugly hat while desecrating the flag.

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1 hour ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

I really don't care if this has already been posted. Holy. Fucking. Shit!

 

What’s awesome is how full of shit he is.  I give that test 20 times a week.  I used to give it even more when I ran a brain injury unit.  And I don’t give it to anyone who’s a questionable genius.  No, we give that when we think you have dementia.  Fucking bozo.  

Edit:  'they say, wow, how did you do that?'  

LMAO - no doctor has ever responded like that, unless you have someone who zero doubt has dementia and pull that out of their ass.  Only the people who I give an extra pudding cup to get that type of response.  

 

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2 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

What’s awesome is how full of shit he is.  I give that test 20 times a week.  And I don’t give it to anyone who’s a questionable genius.  No, we give that when we think you have dementia.  Fucking bozo.  

I haven't looked at it -- is it a sure fire 100% for anyone without Alzheimer's or the like?

6 minutes ago, SameSame said:

Actually he said that was one of the difficult questions.  So difficult that if you get it in order, you get extra points.

That honestly sounds like a 3rd grader coming home and explaining a test they had.

And he can’t stop bragging about it, he wants the world to know.

45 minutes ago, DigDug said:

He is too goddamn dumb to even realize how dumb he is.

Dunning-Kruger effect on display 

3 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

also is there any evidence that children don't catch, carry, or spread covid, relatively speaking?  because that's what he's claiming.  thank god there were no medical experts in there to, you know, clarify medical details.

Children under 10 do not tend to manifest the upper respiratory symptoms that older children and adults do which is probably why they don’t spread it to the extent older people do. That is not to say they cannot. Also the inflammatory syndrome they can  get can be severe, though thankfully it is rare. 
 

While obviously anecdotal I now know of 3 families with young children where the kids  tested positive (4 kids total ages 5-11); none of the kids had symptoms, and none of the parents or older siblings ended up positive over their 2 weeks of isolation. Kids all contracted it at birthday parties or play dates back around Memorial Day 

 

13 minutes ago, shnsajax said:

Holy fuck is this ugly. Should be impeached again just for making such a fuck ugly hat while desecrating the flag.

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Oh, this is the worst looking hat I ever saw. You buy a hat like this, I bet you get a free bowl of soup.

59 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

I really don't care if this has already been posted. Holy. Fucking. Shit!

 

From MAGA to MOCA. Can we get that on a hat?

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17 minutes ago, shnsajax said:

Holy fuck is this ugly. Should be impeached again just for making such a fuck ugly hat while desecrating the flag.

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19 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

What’s awesome is how full of shit he is.  I give that test 20 times a week.  And I don’t give it to anyone who’s a questionable genius.  No, we give that when we think you have dementia.  Fucking bozo.  

We give a similar test to athletes in concussion protocol

 

edit also I have no doubt he was given the memory items ahead of time to study. 

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11 minutes ago, DigDug said:

And he can’t stop bragging about it, he wants the world to know.

It's becoming clear what went down. 

Someone was so concerned about his mental state that they rushed him to Walter Reed to get him checked out. 

And he passed, and so it's in his nature that he has to scoreboard everyone repeatedly. Not realizing that the mere fact that he took the test means he's either failing mentally, or so stupid as to be confused by others as senile. 

Trump seemed proud of the extra points he was awarded.  It might be the highlight of his presidency. 

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39 minutes ago, shnsajax said:

Holy fuck is this ugly. Should be impeached again just for making such a fuck ugly hat while desecrating the flag.

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42 minutes ago, shnsajax said:

Holy fuck is this ugly. Should be impeached again just for making such a fuck ugly hat while desecrating the flag.

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MCOrange has that hat. 

40 minutes ago, shnsajax said:

Holy fuck is this ugly. Should be impeached again just for making such a fuck ugly hat while desecrating the flag.

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Is it just me seeing this or is that actually the eagle's ass?  He's flying into the sun, isn't he?  Poor bastard. 

38 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I haven't looked at it -- is it a sure fire 100% for anyone without Alzheimer's or the like?

No, it's 100% sure fire FOR someone with Alzheimer's or the like.  Maybe I misunderstood, I'll give myself the test in a few. 

Holy fuck is this ugly. Should be impeached again just for making such a fuck ugly hat while desecrating the flag.

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Dammit Fuck! It clearly states in the email not to share this with anyone. Now there's going to be a run on these crappy hats.
7 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

No, it's 100% sure fire FOR someone with Alzheimer's or the like.  Maybe I misunderstood, I'll give myself the test in a few. 

No, I meant anyone without dementia, etc. should score 100%?

2 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

This clip is longer and even better. 

 

 

A minute 7. That's all I can stand. 

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

No, I meant anyone without dementia, etc. should score 100%?

Ah, not necessarily, but pretty damn close.  If you're not paying much attention as you do it, you may miss something like 1 of the 3 objects on recall.  We do the MMSE.  Can google it and see.  That's pretty much the only thing missed if anything...and a lot of people I give it to roll their eyes.  It's pretty rare someone celebrates scoring a 100.  It's more of a 'great, now you know I'm not braindead. Let's move on, doc.'  

Just like SawBonz, I used to work some sporting events and we gave a modified mental acuity exam.  I've never seen anyone spike the football after getting all the questions right so we're dealing with a special brand of idiot here, as if any of us didn't know that. 

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The only version of the MOCA test I've seen is one page long.  The one where you have to id the elephant.  This is just a sample, right?  The actual test is several pages of this?

15 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Ah, not necessarily, but pretty damn close.  If you're not paying much attention as you do it, you may miss something like 1 of the 3 objects on recall.  We do the MMSE.  Can google it and see.  That's pretty much the only thing missed if anything...and a lot of people I give it to roll their eyes.  It's pretty rare someone celebrates scoring a 100.  It's more of a 'great, now you know I'm not braindead. Let's move on, doc.'  

Just like SawBonz, I used to work some sporting events and we gave a modified mental acuity exam.  I've never seen anyone spike the football after getting all the questions right so we're dealing with a special brand of idiot here, as if any of us didn't know that. 

To be fair it may be the first test he's ever passed that wasn't taken for him by sometime else. 

13 minutes ago, TornACL said:

To be fair it may be the first test he's ever passed that wasn't taken for him by sometime else. 

True. He was probably buying kids off in kindergarten with chocolate bars to do his coloring worksheets.

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Ronny Jackson has been gone for 2 years or so. This test wasn't in the last year or less. haha, his memory is fucked up.

19 minutes ago, TornACL said:

To be fair it may be the first test he's ever passed that wasn't taken for him by sometime else. 

You might want to fact check that. I’m pretty sure he scored pretty high on a syphilis test once. 

6 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

You might want to fact check that. I’m pretty sure he scored pretty high on a syphilis test once. 

Yeah, but that was taken by his wife. 

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