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Good thing we got rid of that divisive Obama fella so we could be respected around the world again.




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I watched that women explain that the Swasktika mask represented the socialist America we’d be living under of Biden became president...and I started thinking of when Kramer had the postman dummy with the bucket on its head.  Because it represented how blind we are to their tyranny, so Jerry asks “them shouldn’t the bucket be in your head?”  Kramer, frustrated that his demonstration makes no sense, just drives off.   

20 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

That is clearly staged. Walmart never has that many registers open

19 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

This is the result of Fox News and Right wing media.  The people that have watched that crap for years now truly believe if Biden is elected then the country will be destroyed.  You take a population of illiterate morons and feed them fear and hate for decades and this is what you get.  What is sad is the personalities/owners of these networks that have pushed this propaganda don’t really believe it.  They are just trying to make a lot of money and don’t care that the results have destroyed this country.  I am guessing Trump will retweet this video and say there were fine people on both sides.

Is tapa fucked up, or so the last two replies not make sense?

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

i avoid all walmarts. can't remember the last time i went into one

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4 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

this video is some new level shit. i will wear a mask to make my point about me but i will tell you its about you. 

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Some of the replies to the nazi mask twitter post are alleging that it was staged.  If that was staged then I take my hat off to those people because they are master thespians.  I just wish they would find a better outlet for their talents.

Imagine being a shopper and factoring the nazi masks into your choice of line: "There are 4 people in this line, with 2 of them having fully loaded carts.  The swastika mask line is shorter and the cashier looks like he's pretty fast.  I could go to express but I have 13 items.  Don't want to be that guy.  Don't want to be here all night so I guess it's the nazi line for me." 

8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

538 podcast had a creat episode about how there are no secret trump voters.  

Very interesting, especially as it relates to swing states. 

Cliffs? I don’t have time for podcasts. 

38 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Cliffs? I don’t have time for podcasts. 

Clifford’s Notes:  Secret trump voters isn’t a thang.  😎

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No but seriously they said it just isn’t possible in the data that secret trump voters existed in 2016.  If anything, there were secret Clinton voters.  The podcast is only 50 minutes. 

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1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Clifford’s Notes:  Secret trump voters isn’t a thang.  😎

 The podcast is only 50 minutes. 

Counterpoint: I’m currently the primary parent for a 2.5 year old stuck in a house during lockdown. There is no 50 minutes. 

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Counterpoint: I’m currently the primary parent for a 2.5 year old stuck in a house during lockdown. There is no 50 minutes. 

Uncle Pancho will babysit for 50 minutes.  Easy peasy. 

15 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Counterpoint: I’m currently the primary parent for a 2.5 year old stuck in a house during lockdown. There is no 50 minutes. 

All out of cough syrup?

19 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Counterpoint: I’m currently the primary parent for a 2.5 year old stuck in a house during lockdown. There is no 50 minutes. 

The portion that they talk about it is only like 10-15 min. 

18 hours ago, Lobo said:

What are "Virtual Pennies"?  Is that like Bitcoin?  And to be fair to Trump, this is actually welcomed news to seniors on fixed incomes like my mother.  But that it got less word count than his lovely ode to Charlie Daniels is weird.  

You are still under some strange spell where you think that lying sack of shit is telling the truth.  I know you’re smarter than that.

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

538 podcast had a creat episode about how there are no secret trump voters.  

Very interesting, especially as it relates to swing states. 

Agreed. Back in 2016 I felt like a lot of undecideds had already decided for Trump but didn’t want to admit it.  This go round, I think most if not all of them will vote for Biden. It took a perfect storm for Trump to win in 2016 and I just don’t see that happening again. If places like Texas and Arkansas are polling within the margin of error I don’t see a path for him even if he could pivot and stay on message. He is still trying to run as if he were running against an incumbent not as the incumbent. People know who he is and what he will do with no re-election campaign to worry about

We the People to trump in November:

 

 

1 hour ago, RPM said:

All out of cough syrup?

If so, I hear that a little bit of vodka in cherry coke works, too.  

1 minute ago, Bojack said:

If so, I hear that a little bit of vodka in cherry coke works, too.  

Or just let them fetch your beers. They get a sip or two as a reward.

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Counterpoint: I’m currently the primary parent for a 2.5 year old stuck in a house during lockdown. There is no 50 minutes. 

Come on, you mean you can't spare 50 minutes to rehash the 2016 election?

It’s actually called 60 minutes, been on for years, Aarron Rapoport friend got promoted to senior producer there.

4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Counterpoint: I’m currently the primary parent for a 2.5 year old stuck in a house during lockdown. There is no 50 minutes. 

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7 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

New tone, less tweeting!!!

 

Somebody DO SOMETHING !!!

No one cares that they are “anarchists”, we care more about the jackbooted federal goon response. Those that break the law should be dealt with, everything else they are doing is pure fascist thuggery. That’s what Americans see. 

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Does anybody in the White House have google?  You can pick on Biden for a lot of unfriendly remarks/actions towards certain industries, but he like Steel and Steel likes him.  

Also Trump, he's fucking from Pennsylvania.  And then I like how Trump attempts to throw Texas in with Pennsylvania...you know...because our two states are so similar in every way.  

Good to see this guy's insane ramblings on twitter shut down for a whopping 24 hours.  That's progress.  

Trump reminds me of President Kramer in some ways, when he promises not to talk as much:

 

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8 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

he's killing himself recruiting in florida!

The Yankees are probably friendly with him, so they won't put him on blast, but it was evident the moment he mentioned that at his PC that he made it up out of thin air.

I'm guessing he went down in the bunker with Jared, Miller & a couple secret service agents & they set marked off 60'6" in the tunnels so he could practice lobbing a few. When the closest he could get the ball to the catcher was when it rolled on the concrete floors for 20' they realized they were gonna need some more prep time. Dotard probably asked Favre for throwing advice while golfing yesterday.

10 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Scheduled meetings?! Holy shit he IS working hard. 

I heard he's got a calendar and a schedule secretary and everything!  

For those of you who are good at bringing up some old Tweet of his to contradict something he's saying in the current timeline.  Remember this tweet about this 'Opening Pitch' for the Yankees (first thing to tell dipshit is that it's not the 'Opening Pitch', it's called 'The First Pitch').  But he says he can't make an August 15th game between the Red Sox and Yankees because he has a Vaccine meeting.  Even Fauci would say, "You've been invited to the Sox/Yankees game to throw out the First Pitch...you gotta go sir, the Task Force and I will handle the meeting."  Also America...look a fucking calendar.  The virus will have been raging in our nation for 7 months on August 15th...who finally decides "Oh yeah, a Saturday night at 7:00p would be a good time to schedule a vaccine meeting...that's when all the top pharma execs and doctors are available."  

But save the tweet because he says he'll make it later to Yankee stadium.  Don't make it too late sir, Yankees should go deep into the playoffs this year and I very seriously doubt you'll want to set foot on New York soil after Election Day.  And i doubt you'll want to go into the Lion's Den in late September to late October given that you're not terribly well liked there and you know you should be focused in swing states.  $50 says Trump never throws out a first pitch at Yankee Stadium, or even attends a game in the state of New York for any reason, for the rest of his life.  If I'm a Trump advisor for photo op events, I'm spending tonight learning the correct pronunciations of the Marlins roster because that's the only baseball team Trump is gonna get to legally watch for the rest of his days.   

If he ever shows up at a stadium it’ll be so he can walk out when players kneel. He’ll never throw a pitch. 

5 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Counterpoint: I’m currently the primary parent for a 2.5 year old stuck in a house during lockdown. There is no 50 minutes. 

As your husband to listen to it and summarize it in easy to understand language.

12 minutes ago, Superhero said:

As your husband to listen to it and summarize it in easy to understand language.

Yes. As my husband you should listen to it and summarize for me in whatever limited vernacular you can muster. 
 

It was a nice try though. 

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Seems like those "scheduled meetings" should not conflict with your First Pitch Duty, Mr. President, given the fact that they were scheduled.  LIE ABOUT SOMETHING (ELSE)!!!

9 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Aggy engineering.

9 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Holeeee fuck I’ll be in my bunk. 

I thought Huckabee was off the staff now??

And socially distanced not because of COVID, but no way that germophobe was going to shake hands with a commoner.

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