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5 hours ago, Rabidhorn said:

Is Trump the Antichrist?

43 minutes ago, Nivek said:


Still would. Might hate myself, but would.

It's the pearls and the cross got you confused, my man.

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    it won't matter if his taxes ever come out.  it won't matter if his taxes don't ever come out.  you wanna know why?  because we already know what's in them. since early 2017 when people starting

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Still saying he had 12,000 at Tulsa rally. He can’t not lie. 

6 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Whatever

 

Why doesn’t Trump and the rest of the Republican leadership just have their convention in ones of those states where the corona virus is gone and everything is hunky dory.  He says most of the country is fine so why not pick a spot like that to have their convention.  I mean there is no way he was lying about the state of the country, is there?

15 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Whatever

 

They can bill for the f & b if they cater in from his hotel, but not the event space at the White House. Who am I kidding, they're going to bill the campaign for that too.

He has to lie about everything. It is a serious disorder. Even when telling the truth would help him, he must lie. 

33 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

He has to lie about everything. It is a serious disorder. Even when telling the truth would help him, he must lie. 

it's about control.  if he's telling his story, he's in control, because he's the only one who knows it.

information is power, and he wants to be the only one who has any, regardless of how absurd it makes him look.

LuLz@Trumps talking shut about John Lewis. The dumb ass needs every vote he can get, even the 8% of blacks that voted for him in 2016 

He said in the axios interview he’s done more for black people than the civil rights act did under lbj, which tells me he doesn’t know what the civil rights act is. 

Biden’s team needs to just slap their logo on this at the end and be done with it.

Looks like ANOTHER Republican state has passed Medicaid expansion, Missouri 

 

Our simulation was coded by an evil demon that threw in a set of instructions that will not halt the simulation until Trump either tells the truth or his followers no longer believe his lies. Think of it as a pseudo-infinite loop, it will not last forever but we will be in another ice age by the time this thing ends.

 

 

3 hours ago, Nivek said:


Still would. Might hate myself, but would.

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43 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

He said in the axios interview he’s done more for black people than the civil rights act did under lbj, which tells me he doesn’t know what the civil rights act is. 

To be fair he didn’t say he did more good. Hitler did more for the Jews after all. 

Not sure what other thread this belongs in, but oh well:

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This is the Congresswoman who insider-traded on Covid info earlier in the year.  She owns the Atlanta WNBA team.

16 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

To be fair he didn’t say he did more good. Hitler did more for the Jews after all. 

I can't bring myself to compare him to Hitler yet. I mean Hitler didn't need a ghost writer to write his book.

Just now, longhornmatt said:

Lulz at drafting her own press release that describes herself as “political outsider and conservative businesswoman” when she’s a sitting United States Senator running for another term.   The GOP is so screwed on their actual record that the strategy is to just pretend they’re not incumbents even when they are.   “Re-elect me to get some new blood in Washington!  I’ll drain the swamp this time, I promise!”

That's not that outrageous given the type of shit their supporters have already been conned into believing

Lulz at drafting her own press release that describes herself as “political outsider and conservative businesswoman” when she’s a sitting United States Senator running for another term.   The GOP is so screwed on their actual record that the strategy is to just pretend they’re not incumbents even when they are.   “Re-elect me to get some new blood in Washington!”

AND she was freaking appointed to her seat - not even elected! So even more of an “insider”.

God, she’s a vacuous twat.
4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

750 lbs of dumb ass 

23 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

holy shit i'm dying.

now i'm dead.

4 hours ago, Nivek said:


Still would. Might hate myself, but would.

I would, too, but it would have to be an envelope with cash transaction for 1 non-rushed hour. 

No way I could pick her up at 6pm and go for drinks and some get-to-know you and your ideas, then dinner for an hour or so with in depth discussion about whatever where I'd have to act like she's more than a moron with no soul.  Then back to her place for some more booze and lowering of the lights and non-verbal communication leading up to "it."  

 

4 hours ago, staboner said:

 

the best thing anyone can do is ignore him. as a society will still do not undertand that. we do not understand our enemy. instead we feed our egos by engaging with it and then rallying around the output in an echo chamber. 

engaging with trump on standard channels and over standard issues is the playbook on their side. then they warp the conversion slowly and the normals just sit there with their dick in their hand pointing out how dumb everything is. 

you homies have a great, nukeless night. and just don't look

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Just Don't Look was my mantra in 2016. Never again. On top of everything else, Trump ruined that Paul Anka tune for me.

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13 hours ago, NWBuck said:

"He just smiled and gave me a yo-semite sandwich..."

And he said

When I walk it sounds like thunder

And when I talk my words are just blunder

 

 

6 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

Lulz at drafting her own press release that describes herself as “political outsider and conservative businesswoman” when she’s a sitting United States Senator running for another term.   The GOP is so screwed on their actual record that the strategy is to just pretend they’re not incumbents even when they are.   “Re-elect me to get some new blood in Washington!”

But using the word “Democrat” is a sick fucking burn. All the libs were owned. 

16 hours ago, Red Five said:

It's like he learned at some point in his life that he can say anything he wants, no matter how crazy or how blatant of a lie. When questioned, just say something absurd like "read the manuals" and it doesn't matter if it makes zero sense. Just keep talking and move on to the next crazy thing or lie, and there will be no consequences. 

Trump: You know I’m automatically attracted to stupidity - I just start talking. It’s like a magnet. Just talk. I don’t even wait.

And when you’re a star they let you do it. You can say anything.

Bush: Whatever you want.

Trump: Grab them by the brain stem. You can do anything.

He woke up at 4am to tweet that?  

Great, probably some more bad news coming down the pike later today with bullshit like this before dawn.  

At least he used the word "TREMENDOUS" again, so we know it's probably just more of the same shit, different day.  

54 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Oh my, how did Portland ever survive between 1845 and 2020 without Trump imposing federal “law and order” upon it?

Edit: someone needs to make the “because they never rebelled against their country like Atlanta” layup.

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15 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

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18 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

He's done so much for black people. Just ask Yamiche. He's treated her so nicely. 

 
Narrator: He lost the election but it was not okay with him.

What maybe gets me the most about this Axios interview is I've seen several pieces from the media praising the interviewer for asking simple follow up questions as if they legitimately didn't know that was possible before.
 
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7 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Trump is really regretting he didn't have COVID-19 sign an NDA.

 

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SIAP, I'm just getting caught up but glanced Johnathan Swan's wiki, and, well here is his wiki intro, lol:

 

Jonathan Swan (born August 7, 1985)[2] is an Australian journalist who works as a political reporter for Axios. He has received overwhelmingly positive feedback for the way he handled President Trump in an interview. He beat him so bad, I was expecting him to climb the top rope and hit a Macho Man flying elbow and snap into an M.F. Slim Jim. It was sick af bro.

 

 

6 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

What in the actual fuck.  Even if what he tweeted were true, so the fuck what.  I've been stuck in my house for months, with no end in sight.  I have multiple family members who had Covid, though thankfully no deaths, just sequelae that is still ongoing.  The economy is turbofucked.  But, hey, don't elect Biden because Space Force.

That is a profoundly stupid human being.

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