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  • Let me be candid and honest here my man. I cannot be sympathetic to your comments because this is how adult life has always been. From the moment I stepped out of my home and headed off to college I h

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    it won't matter if his taxes ever come out.  it won't matter if his taxes don't ever come out.  you wanna know why?  because we already know what's in them. since early 2017 when people starting

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5 minutes ago, Lagunamadre said:

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Well, you can't take what those countries are saying literally. 

So wait, which color are the shithole countries?  

I sincerely wish that I wasn't the only one who would acknowledge that the laws intended to protect Americans from unwarranted government surveillance were broken in the course of the Russiagate thing. But I recognize that I am speaking to an audience of posters who largely think that a UK spook operating in a political context to seed disinformation from Russians to influence our election was operating in our best interests. Breaking that delusion down has caused some real brain damage. 

This is an incredible distortion of the facts of that case.

Whose the green cuntry upppppper left? - Trump. 

Just now, Underdog said:

Whose the green cuntry upppppper left? - Trump. 

Near Nipple and Button?

8 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

This is an incredible distortion of the facts of that case.

I am going to move my respond to the mueller thread to salve the inevitable butthurt. 

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On 8/4/2020 at 10:36 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

It actually means “whale vagina”.  Not too many people know that.

I thought is was muledick.

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1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

 

“I was with somebody and they said: ‘We don’t have enough water sir,'” Trump claimed. It’s been found whenever he tells a “sir” story they are generally false. 

“They don’t have enough water – ’cause they put restrictors on. So you don’t have any water".

“I said, ‘What is that? What is that?’ In most states, outside of desert areas we have so much water we don’t know what to do with it, right? A lot of states. Your state does pretty well with it, right? They have plenty of water".

“So I passed a regulation, I signed a regulation to give the dishwashers much more water. And I was asking today – and that, by the way includes your washers. You don’t need too much water in your dryers. But it includes your washers. And I was just saying to your brilliant people that are, uh, doing such a good job running your company, I said, ‘How much impact has that had?’ They said, ‘Unbelievable. It’s been unbelievable.’ Because I had people says they’d wash their dishes and they’d press the button five times. So in the end they’re probably wasting more water than if they did it once. So do you notice the people that make the machines you know what I’m talking about.”

“We now have the water that you need, instead of stupid where you have much less water than you need and you just keep going over and over again. I had people say they press the button five times. They didn’t have enough water. And the same thing with sinks, toilets, and showers. You go into a new home, you turn on the faucet no water comes out, you turn on the shower. If you’re like me you can’t wash your beautiful hair properly. You waste 20 minutes longer. Please come out the water it drips right you know what I’m talking, they put restrictors on, I get rid of that, I signed it out.”

“It’s common sense. So now when you actually go into a new home and pay a lot of money you turn on a faucet and water actually comes out isn’t that nice? That was a regulation that was put in by a lot of people that don’t understand life. Because you end up using the same amount of water you just let it run three times longer. It’s crazy.”

 

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1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

 

Honestly,  I finally felt our country was respected when we saw that clip of world leaders having drinks and talking shit about the President, laughing away as they were,  I was all like "no! They are the stupid peoples!" 

And wearing a mask is cool, mom says I look like the lone ranger! 

I think its high time we stop believing everything we read, see and hear. 

1 hour ago, Dewey said:

I think its high time we stop believing everything we read, see and hear. 

Well, it is their final, most essential command.

4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

He’s on a roll - from a man that doesn’t go to church and has acted unChristian his whole life. Making up stuff is what he does because he doesn’t have a clue about how to do this President thing. 

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1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:


This is an incredible distortion of the facts of that case.

Well, he sincerely wishes he weren't the only one to distort the facts of that case.

If Biden  can hurt God, just imaging what he can do to Covid and the all powerful Antifa moms!

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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?  WHAT IS THIS HELL?  WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS?  FUCK.

well, let me start from the beginning.  do you know who susan collins is?

3 hours ago, FondrenRoad said:

There's a military challenge edition bible?  

That’s the fact Jack!

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So the sexual assaulter who paid a porn star to lie about an affair they had just after his third wife gave birth to his fifth child thinks the devout Catholic man who raised his kids when his wife and child died in a tragic car accident is "hurting God."

3 minutes ago, NWBuck said:

So the sexual assaulter who paid a porn star to lie about an affair they had just after his third wife gave birth to his fifth child thinks the devout Catholic man who raised his kids when his wife and child died in a tragic car accident is "hurting God."

Somewhere between 55-60 million people we share this country with will hear him say that and nod their heads in agreement.

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

 

 

 

27 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

 

 

Boris Johnson is making fun of you Trump.  Time to resign.

32 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

 

 

and this was in december.  kind of a lot has happened since then.  none of it good for america.

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Whose the green cuntry upppppper left? - Trump. 

Greenland, obviously, which is why he was trying to buy it.

2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

“I was with somebody and they said: ‘We don’t have enough water sir,'” Trump claimed. It’s been found whenever he tells a “sir” story they are generally false. 

“They don’t have enough water – ’cause they put restrictors on. So you don’t have any water".

“I said, ‘What is that? What is that?’ In most states, outside of desert areas we have so much water we don’t know what to do with it, right? A lot of states. Your state does pretty well with it, right? They have plenty of water".

“So I passed a regulation, I signed a regulation to give the dishwashers much more water. And I was asking today – and that, by the way includes your washers. You don’t need too much water in your dryers. But it includes your washers. And I was just saying to your brilliant people that are, uh, doing such a good job running your company, I said, ‘How much impact has that had?’ They said, ‘Unbelievable. It’s been unbelievable.’ Because I had people says they’d wash their dishes and they’d press the button five times. So in the end they’re probably wasting more water than if they did it once. So do you notice the people that make the machines you know what I’m talking about.”

“We now have the water that you need, instead of stupid where you have much less water than you need and you just keep going over and over again. I had people say they press the button five times. They didn’t have enough water. And the same thing with sinks, toilets, and showers. You go into a new home, you turn on the faucet no water comes out, you turn on the shower. If you’re like me you can’t wash your beautiful hair properly. You waste 20 minutes longer. Please come out the water it drips right you know what I’m talking, they put restrictors on, I get rid of that, I signed it out.”

“It’s common sense. So now when you actually go into a new home and pay a lot of money you turn on a faucet and water actually comes out isn’t that nice? That was a regulation that was put in by a lot of people that don’t understand life. Because you end up using the same amount of water you just let it run three times longer. It’s crazy.”

 

"I passed a regulation."

No you didn't.

Why does that worthless shitbag tell that stupid fucking dishwashing toilet flushing shower story over and over again. 

Not only is it stupid, it is boring. Anyone can solve that alleged problem with 5 extra minutes, a pair of pliers and a $20 shower head. 

Trump should play “live and let die” before every appearance he makes from now on. Very fitting.

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No fan of TikTok at all, and it's background is pretty questionable.  Still, I have to believe this is a direct retaliation from the Tulsa rally fiasco:

 

 

 

1 hour ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Pretty sure Sir Paul will be issuing  a cease and desist ultimatum any minute now.

 

What does it matter to ya
When ya got a job to do
Ya got to do it well
You got to give the other fella hell

Pretty sure, Trump has never really listened to the part where it says 'when you have a job to do you've got to do it well...' he just think it sounds tough to say 'live and let die.'

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23 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

No fan of TikTok at all, and it's background is pretty questionable.  Still, I have to believe this is a direct retaliation from the Tulsa rally fiasco:

 

 

 

Is this expected to hold up?

7 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Pretty sure Sir Paul will be issuing  a cease and desist ultimatum any minute now.

If so I hope it says Trump is not allowed to play any song by Sir Paul or the Beatles except “Live and Let Die”

27 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Pretty sure Sir Paul will be issuing  a cease and desist ultimatum any minute now.

Not that anyone noticed, but Sir Paul had a thinly-veiled anti-Trump song on his most recent album. Pretty good song. "Despite Repeated Warnings"

Despite repeated warnings
Our danger's up ahead
The captain won't be listening
To what's real said
 
It feels that there's a good chance
That we've been misled
And so the captain's planning
To steam ahead
 
What can we do, what can we do
What can we do to stop
This foolish plan going through
What can we do, what can we do
This man is bound to lose his ship and his crew
 
How can we stop him?
Grab the keys and lock him up
If we can do it, we can save the day
24 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Is this expected to hold up?

We'll see. All the judges Mitch has been getting through will grow in impact.

Why is he like this?

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And look at those fucking pupils, man.

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He’s an insane psychopath. The eyes tell it all, as if we even needed that to tell us. He says it with his words every damn day, 

10 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

He’s an insane psychopath. The eyes tell it all, as if we even needed that to tell us. He says it with his words every damn day, 

He may be an insane psychopath, but he's also high as balls.  I'll let the docs diagnose.

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

He may be an insane psychopath, but he's also high as balls.  I'll let the docs diagnose.

Coke? I’ve always been terrible about diagnosing drug use. Just not in my dna I guess.

2 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Coke? I’ve always been terrible about diagnosing drug use. Just not in my dna I guess.

Coke? Does he look like he's having the best time ever? He's methed out via Adderall.....probably 

Is it me, or is his right pupil bigger than his left pupil?  Is that even a thing?  👐

He absolutely abuses adderall. 

2 hours ago, TornACL said:

Why does that worthless shitbag tell that stupid fucking dishwashing toilet flushing shower story over and over again. 

Not only is it stupid, it is boring. Anyone can solve that alleged problem with 5 extra minutes, a pair of pliers and a $20 shower head. 

Having the government fix their water pressure is a big issue for the party of personal responsibility. 

I’m curious who or what put the shower head idea in his head 

 

also, lulz@banning tik tok 

17 minutes ago, Pasken said:

He absolutely abuses adderall. 

Well I’m no doctor but...

 

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1 minute ago, brown water said:

Well I’m no doctor but...

 

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Most of your checks are fuck yeses. Hell, some of them are triple fuck yes

160,000 dead Americans, an economy that's cratering and he's talking about shower heads.  We're in bizarro land.

22 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

When the Trump people stop returning their calls on 01/21/21, they’ll be back in the Ronco Call Center or selling hair and wigs out of the trunk of their car..

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