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58 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Is it me, or is his right pupil bigger than his left pupil?  Is that even a thing?  👐

It's a sign of brain damage.

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So supposedly she has DNA on her dress. I'm surprised it has survived all this time. Damn strange to  still  have it, imo.  But good for her. Her account is harrowing and  if indeed he assaulted her as she claims, he should account for it.  

 

16 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

So supposedly she has DNA on her dress. I'm surprised it has survived all this time. Damn strange to  still  have it, imo.  But good for her. Her account is harrowing and  if indeed he assaulted her as she claims, he should account for it.  

 

Makes sense if she was planning to seek justice

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With neurological injury, yes, it's very common. It can also just happen sometimes in older people.
3 hours ago, brown water said:

Well I’m no doctor but...

 

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Loss of appetite in the yes column?? Dude hasn’t missed a meal since the 90s.

6 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Could have sworn he was already not allowed to use it, but wiki doesn’t mention it. However, this was quite humorous in the George Harrison section. 
 

The estate noted that Trump did not have permission to use this song, but that they would consider allowing him use the Harrison song "Beware of Darkness".[6]

Weird that @maninblack never made posts about that stupid motherfucker Gary Johnson’s gaffes.  Bizarre.  Especially since he thinks a third party is what the country needs.  Turd party advocates are all the same.  ALL bitch, no solutions 

We need 3 or 4 parties. This us vs them bs is going to kill us all. The extremists are hijacking the parties. There are more moderates overall.

3 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

So double the idiocy.  GREAT idea 

no, cut away the diseased part so the body can survive

9 minutes ago, RPM said:

no, cut away the diseased part so the body can survive

HAHAHAHAHAHA  could you be more naive. 

6 hours ago, Queen Bitch said:

Loss of appetite in the yes column?? Dude hasn’t missed a meal since the 90s.

Must’ve been thinking about my appetite. 

8 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

So supposedly she has DNA on her dress. I'm surprised it has survived all this time. Damn strange to  still  have it, imo.  But good for her. Her account is harrowing and  if indeed he assaulted her as she claims, he should account for it.  

 

Am I the only one thinking his DNA resembles the residue left behind after eating Cheetos?

 

10 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

He’s an insane psychopath. The eyes tell it all, as if we even needed that to tell us. He says it with his words every damn day, 

"But the one on the far left. He had crazy eyes."

Josey Wales

On 8/6/2020 at 12:05 AM, Beau Vine said:

 

How long before they have a show on OANN?

6 hours ago, RPM said:

We need 3 or 4 parties. This us vs them bs is going to kill us all. The extremists are hijacking the parties. There are more moderates overall.

If we go there, then we need to install ranked voting.

6 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

If we go there, then we need to install ranked voting.

We need to install ranked choice voting regardless.  

6 hours ago, RPM said:

We need 3 or 4 parties. This us vs them bs is going to kill us all. The extremists are hijacking the parties. There are more moderates overall.

Have you heard of the Green and Libertarian parties? There were six different parties represented in the 2016 presidential election. Want another party to become strong? Have them find a strong candidate and raise a shitload of money. 

4 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

and raise a shitload of money. 

This should not be part of the equation, or at least not an absolute necessity to get your message out to the masses.

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This should not be part of the equation, or at least not an absolute necessity to get your message out to the masses.

I couldn't agree more but the Roberts court told us to go fuck ourselves. 

Returning to the President for a moment...I haven't been on as much due to RL, and so I may have missed more of the discussion regarding Trump's call in interview on Fox News two days ago. Sorry if I am repeating this info but wow, he's just an awful awful man. Toward the end, Brian Kilmeade brought up Obama and Trump's response with the unspoken sentiment about any African American expressing an emotion such as  'angry and lost control' is such a trope but one that needs to stop.

Kilmeade: Right. Your home there and bills are all paid for. So, Mr. President, speaking of speeches, a week ago many were taken aback when President Obama used a eulogy for Congressman Lewis to really seem to make a campaign speech. One of which was pretty much going after you and clearly talking politics and not much about Congressman Lewis, gerrymandering and getting rid of the filibuster. It made me think, who is having a harder time getting over the 2016 election, Hillary Clinton or President Obama? And do you agree that seemed like a campaign speech and less of a eulogy?

 

Trump: I thought it was a terrible speech. It was an angry speech. It showed this anger there that people don't see. He lost control, and he's been really hit very hard by both sides for that speech. That speech was ridiculous. I think the answer is they both are just at a state they -- you know, it's just one of those things.

We've redone 82 percent or something of the Obama things, whether you look at the environment and our air is -- our air and water now is cleaner than it's ever been, but we're producing. You go back just prior to the plague coming in -- and by the way we're going to have those numbers plus next year. You'll watch -- but you look at the numbers we were doing and despite that our air and water, our environmental numbers are better than they ever were.

But no, I thought that speech was totally inappropriate, very bad. He fought very hard. A lot of people don't realize that I think, and I said it the other day, he fought just as hard or harder than Hillary so that Hillary won. He was -- he was somebody -- I didn't know him, but he was somebody that wanted me not to win.

 

 

7 hours ago, Queen Bitch said:

Loss of appetite in the yes column?? Dude hasn’t missed a meal since the 90s.

Dude has an appetite for destruction. 

Never underestimate Donald Trump's ability to fuck things up.

Probably too busy polishing up that healthcare plan to do an executive order right now. 

both sides?

7 hours ago, RPM said:

We need 3 or 4 parties. This us vs them bs is going to kill us all. The extremists are hijacking the parties. There are more moderates overall.

 

Wouldn’t shock me if trump had his minions torpedo negotiations so he can go EO on it as the savior

Only 13 million more to go!

9 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

lulz

 

Needs sharpie. 

10 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

lulz

 

if you actually read the jobs report, it's more than half hospitality, foodservice, and drink service jobs. With the renewed lockdown(s), I don't see that being great for jobs

THEY won't know the difference, THEY won't care. 

22 minutes ago, bluto said:

Wouldn’t shock me if trump had his minions torpedo negotiations so he can go EO on it as the savior

That is a concern.

20 hours ago, Red Five said:

Seriously, Biden is deeply religious. Trump is.... not. That is beyond chickenshit and team Biden needs to hit back on that hard. 

Meh, I don't really care about this one. Biden is devoutly Catholic, and there are tons of Catholics who will agree with trump on this one because he's a Catholic that dares to be a Democrat (i.e., he loves carving up infants on the weekend for fun). Its one of a billion reasons I left the Catholic church many years ago. They are the same as the rest of the large majority of American Christians, complete fucking hypocrites who cling to religion as a means of dividing us vs. them. And yes, I have found more and more Christians who are part of denominations that are not like this, but they are a tiny minority from what I can tell. 

48 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

That is a concern.

Kind of disgustingly brilliant.  Force the dems to fight him publicly for helping people in need, or let him be the just-in-time hero.  John Q wont care about the finer details of powers of the purse, he just wants his check.  dems will eat shit either way.  

28 minutes ago, immamac said:

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It does feel nice to finally be respected in the world again.  This calls for donuts.

1 minute ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

 

It won’t matter. They won’t get a SCOTUS review and ruling before this Congressional term expires in January. Trump will have successfully ran out the clock

24 minutes ago, immamac said:

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That's a formidable starting five. But they're also deep with MBS, Erdogan, Orban, Duterte, Bolsonaro, etc. coming off the bench. 

36 minutes ago, immamac said:

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Trump is #1 only because he'd mistake the Launch button for Lunch(Blake Clark shoutout). 

11 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

It won’t matter. They won’t get a SCOTUS review and ruling before this Congressional term expires in January. Trump will have successfully ran out the clock

Ah, well, nevertheless.

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8 hours ago, RPM said:

The extremists are hijacking the parties. There are more moderates overall.

This fallacy only illustrates how far to the right our country has swung. None of Sanders' proposals were extreme, some to the right of previous GOP administrations' actual policies, and he's failed twice to secure the Democratic nomination.

The GOP has become a party apoplectic in opposition to policies it has advocated for in the recent past filled with anti-science, anti-democratic, under-indictment candidates openly embracing fantasy conspiracies who routinely secure GOP nominations and leadership roles.

1 hour ago, immamac said:

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Anybody tired of winning yet?

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Anybody tired of winning yet?

The Germans are pretty smart. 

Woah, woah, woah. I thought Paula White was the President's Spiritual Advisor? Is she a victim of the revolving door policy too?

 

12 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

So supposedly she has DNA on her dress. I'm surprised it has survived all this time. Damn strange to  still  have it, imo.  But good for her. Her account is harrowing and  if indeed he assaulted her as she claims, he should account for it.  

 

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