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Still trying to blame China for his ineptitude.

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4 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Still trying to blame China for his ineptitude.

That’s all he’s got. He has no other defense of his complete bungling. 

4 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

The dumbest part of this is seeing the Big Ten coaches loudly proclaiming for the season to be played. Just admit that playing is about the schools making money and nothing more. Seeing Franklin, Frost and Day going full FOOTBAW coach on this issue is not surprising. Meatheads gonna meathead and care not one bit if one of their players gets Covid and dies. 

So I know trump will blame Obama Biden and Hillary for the loss of the college football season, and 90 percent of his mouthbreather moron supporters will agree with that, but some more rational Republican leaning people will wake up and realize, hey we no longer have college football and trump is the president.

Trump killed college football, and 100k Americans.

MAGA

1 hour ago, softlynow said:

I'm also in Montgomery County. I'm dismayed by the fact that there actually more Trump signs and gigantic flags flying from Jeep Wranglers in my subdivision than in '16.

Bunker mentality.

i'm not a big believer in polls, but our polls are showing us great things about me and terrible things about biden.

manifesto manifesto far left anti-god manifesto.

20 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

 

I'm hoping Loeffler invested heavily in Kodak.

6 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

 

Sounds like David Cross narrating. 

intelligence says that china wants you to lose and russia wants you to win.

well, i think half of that intel is unreliable and fake news.  but the other part is definitely true.

so much coronavirus information contained in this coronavirus briefing.

are there going to be any dinosaurs on this dinosaur tour?

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I would like a version of the first one, but with something along the lines of "FUCK THAT GUY.  ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!"

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Just now, Michael Knight said:

"the russians aren't meddling the democrats are meddling in the election"

it was only a matter of time before he took this position.

joe biden is definitely meddling in the trump re-election.

for the 100th time, he does not understand the difference between a ballot and a ballot application.

lol

British reporter: "If 160,000 people had died during Obamas presidency do you think you would have called for his resignation"

Trump: "No, no I wouldn't we've done a great job"

Edited by Michael Knight

"i think we are a very large country."

the rare non-lie sentence.  until today i had only heard about it.

"from having covid, from having covid-19, as they say..."

oh really?  people actually call the disease by the disease name instead of "china virus"?

6 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

for the 100th time, he does not understand the difference between a ballot and a ballot application.

Or the difference between a case of Covid-19 and a test for same, or how tariffs work, or umbrellas, or the wind, or the sun. 

1 hour ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Did y’all know the great pandemic of 1917 ended WWII?

Please tell me he really said this.

14 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Please tell me he really said this.

He did, unfortunately I decided to watch it

15 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Please tell me he really said this.

He did.

52 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

The dumbest part of this is seeing the Big Ten coaches loudly proclaiming for the season to be played. Just admit that playing is about the schools making money and nothing more. Seeing Franklin, Frost and Day going full FOOTBAW coach on this issue is not surprising. Meatheads gonna meathead and care not one bit if one of their players gets Covid and dies. 

Take that shit to the football board.

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1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

 

To manage the multiple layers of idiocy in one sentence, goddamn.  He would have been wrong if he'd said the pandemic ended WWI.  But he managed to make it a club sandwich of shit sandwiches by getting the wrong war.

He's SO.  FUCKING.  STUPID.  Jesus.  If a client came to me and showed me 10 minutes of clips of this guy and said "he's part of our management team, what should we do about him?"....I'd actually hesitate.  I mean, the first thing would be "why are you asking me, you know what you want to do?"  Then the second thing would be "do you have some sort of ADA or age-discrimination concerns?  Because an exec still has to be able to function, and that guy clearly can't tell up from down."  He would be fired immediately from any organization with a modicum of management skill.  Because....he's SO.  FUCKING.   STUPID.

10 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

 

Oh.  My.  Fucking.  God.

 

I seriously can't stop laughing right now.

So, is Coronavirus going to end WWIII?

Is that how it works?

bozo beat me to it

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1917? 50-100 million? Second World War?

 

man woman .....this is a hard test....

14 minutes ago, G650 said:

I seriously can't stop laughing right now.

that bad eh. i ain't even gonna watch. you know - just don't look. 

you homies try to not let the confusion ensnare you. use the googles if you have to

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12 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

He's going to suggest nuking the virus isn't he.

From orbit.  Only way to be sure.  Space Force.

Every secret service agent is guilty of treason for aiding and protecting this enemy of the united states. A real patriot would have put a bullet in his brain the first time they saw him blatantly violate the constitution. 

Bunch of cucks

Biden needs to release a campaign ad yesterday that basically says "I promise you that on my first day in office I will do everything within my power to re-instate Social Security."  Mic drop, fade to black.  Just leave it at that and run that ad 5 million times a week in Florida.

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Take that shit to the football board.

I don’t read that board. I posted it because those meatheads and our big dumb president think it’s a great idea to send them out there to play. 

33 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

He's going to suggest nuking the virus isn't he.

it's not worse than his current plan.

2 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

Trump killed college football, and 100k Americans.

MAGA

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