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I'm betting dollars to donuts that somebody in the Trump administration told Donald about the deal Reagan cut with Iran for what would happen right after his inauguration and he decided to try and copy that.  Trump already thinks he's better than Lincoln, why not Reagan too?  

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    it won't matter if his taxes ever come out.  it won't matter if his taxes don't ever come out.  you wanna know why?  because we already know what's in them. since early 2017 when people starting

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6 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

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Lol. That's been sitting in some twat's draft folder for a month now. 

50 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I'm betting dollars to donuts that somebody in the Trump administration told Donald about the deal Reagan cut with Iran for what would happen right after his inauguration and he decided to try and copy that.  Trump already thinks he's better than Lincoln, why not Reagan too?  

He's just stupid enough to believe that it doesn't matter if he's the incumbent.

27 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Lol. That's been sitting in some twat's draft folder for a month now. 

Seriously.  That's their pre-prepared hit.  That's it.  "radical socialist" etc shit.  

Jerkoff motion gif.

Just now, Brisketexan said:

Seriously.  That's their pre-prepared hit.  That's it.  "radical socialist" etc shit.  

Jerkoff motion gif.

It’s also nonsensical conflicting conservative mad libs. 

Speaking of Mad Libs (no pun intended), I would imagine that a Mad Lib about Trump wouldn't have any need for "VERB" category.  Everything would just be pre-filled as "Tremendous"  or "Perfect."  Nouns, however, would be all kinds of fun.  Like writing in butter...

40 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What a weakass prepared response. Months to draft it, and that’s the best they could come up with? Maybe they won’t be able to go at her as hard as we all assumed

7 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

 No words

That has been running for at least 2 years.

18 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Seriously.  That's their pre-prepared hit.  That's it.  "radical socialist" etc shit.  

Jerkoff motion gif.

Absolutely! I saw where gun sales are going up again with the idea Biden might win. Gotta get them now before it’s too late. It’s the same thing over and over and over again. So tired of it. 

Just now, Brandywine said:

Absolutely! I saw where gun sales are going up again with the idea Biden might win. Gotta get them now before it’s too late. It’s the same thing over and over and over again. So tired of it. 

It's reactionary idiocy.  The main thing about that that pisses me off is that the panicky hoarder idiots make it harder for me to find ammo when I want to hit the range.

11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

It's reactionary idiocy.  The main thing about that that pisses me off is that the panicky hoarder idiots make it harder for me to find ammo when I want to hit the range.

Quarantine is a great time to reload... If all those supplies weren't bought up too lol

7 hours ago, USMCHorn said:

Lmaoooo wtf...

are you the marine in the add?  

this just in, trump calls kamala "nasty".

i did not see that coming.

Mark me down as willing to pay more taxes to reduce the Federal debt.

But first I want to see them rescind the 2017 corporate tax cut. And better yet, I want Trump and his grifters to pay every single cent they stole from the taxpayers.

1 hour ago, Superhero said:

Mark me down as willing to pay more taxes to reduce the Federal debt.

But first I want to see them rescind the 2017 corporate tax cut. And better yet, I want Trump and his grifters to pay every single cent they stole from the taxpayers.

Random, but ok.

tax-raiser

anti-fracking

anti-military

very nasty

the talking points are out.

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

tax-raiser

anti-fracking

anti-military

very nasty

the talking points are out.

posted on the VP thread but listening to Trump right now is laughable.  He just said Kamala lies and says untruthful things.  Along with all of the other stuff you said.  I guess I need to vote for Trump now since I dont want to vote for someone that lies.

 

she was mean to kavanaugh!

now i want to vote for her twice.

6 hours ago, Lobo said:

I volunteer on a Scholarship committee is a humble brag?   What the fuck is going on with some you lately?  It’s a nerd-brag if it’s anything.  

bragger!  bragger!  They let you be around kids under 18?  You fucking bragger?  got any pics? /TXTOW

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

who the fuck is this dumb ass lobbing up these stupid questions

he only called on oann types today.

no kaitlan, no acosta, etc.

When Trump says Obama and Biden spied on his campaign and it was illegal and treasonous why can't one fucking reporter stand up and tell him that if this is true then "do something!".  I mean it's not like he is President or anything or Barr controls the DOJ. It's like the local police officer sitting in his car complaining to someone that all these drivers are speeding.  Give them a fucking ticket then.  If your Trump, arrest Obama and Biden for treason.  JUST DO IT ALREADY!

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His biggest issue with her seems to be how “nasty” she was to Kavanaugh. 

I really really really really hope Trump sticks with the “she lies” attack. 

1 hour ago, Nivek said:

bragger!  bragger!  They let you be around kids under 18?  You fucking bragger?  got any pics? /TXTOW

Whoa, blast from the past.

1 hour ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

When Trump says Obama and Biden spied on his campaign and it was illegal and treasonous why can't one fucking reporter stand up and tell him that if this is true then "do something!".  I mean it's not like he is President or anything or Barr controls the DOJ. It's like the local police officer sitting in his car complaining to someone that all these drivers are speeding.  Give them a fucking ticket then.  If your Trump, arrest Obama and Biden for treason.  JUST DO IT ALREADY!

That's a thought too far for his cult.

8 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

When Trump says Obama and Biden spied on his campaign and it was illegal and treasonous why can't one fucking reporter stand up and tell him that if this is true then "do something!".  I mean it's not like he is President or anything or Barr controls the DOJ. It's like the local police officer sitting in his car complaining to someone that all these drivers are speeding.  Give them a fucking ticket then.  If your Trump, arrest Obama and Biden for treason.  JUST DO IT ALREADY!

Please don’t traumatize the victim

Thrilled to never see the OANN interns in the WH press pool ever again. 2021 can't come soon enough.

50 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

who the fuck is this dumb ass lobbing up these stupid questions

 

44 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

When Trump says Obama and Biden spied on his campaign and it was illegal and treasonous why can't one fucking reporter stand up and tell him that if this is true then "do something!".  I mean it's not like he is President or anything or Barr controls the DOJ. It's like the local police officer sitting in his car complaining to someone that all these drivers are speeding.  Give them a fucking ticket then.  If your Trump, arrest Obama and Biden for treason.  JUST DO IT ALREADY!

back in my years working for a shitbag boss with npd like trump's, there was always a period of time after somebody quit/got fired where that person would get trashed around the office.  a ton of random, assorted accusations, but more often than not, that person "was stealing" from the company.

i heard that at least 10 people "were stealing" from the company, in some way or another, over the years. 

once he had someone get the police involved and filed charges.  once.  that's how we knew it was actually real.  people that vindictive and prideful take action if at all possible. 

 

Context? That’s a 10 year old tweet.
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I'm going to break my cardinal rule of posting articles by going full format when pasting instead of plain text just to capture all the links. 

Those wacky Conways just give me all the emotions and feels.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2020/08/10/i-still-believe-president-president/

I (still) believe the president, and in the president

 

August 10, 2020 at 5:39 p.m. CDT

I believe the president Made America Great Again. I believe we need him reelected to Make America Great Again Again.

I believe Joe Biden is “Sleepy” and “weak.” I believe Biden could “hurt God” and the Bible.

 

I believe that if Biden is elected, there will be “no religion, no anything,” and he would confiscate all guns, “immediately and without notice.” He would “abolish” “our great,” “beautiful suburbs,” not to mention “the American way of life.” There would be “no windows, no nothing” in buildings.

I believe the news media would have “no ratings” and “will go down along with our great USA!” if the president loses — and that this would be bad even though the media is fake.

 

I believe it’s normal for the president to say “Yo Semites” and “Yo Seminites,” “Thigh Land,” “Minne-a-napolis,” “toe-tally-taria-tism,” “Thomas Jeffers” and “Ulyss-eus S. Grant.” I believe it’s Biden who’s cognitively impaired.

 

I believe the president “aced” a “very hard” impairment test, and that his “very surprised” doctors found this “unbelievable.” I believe it was “amazing” he remembered five words, such as “person, woman, man, camera, TV” — in correct order. I believe he took the SAT himself.

I believe the president has “a natural ability,” like his “great, super-genius uncle” from MIT, which is why he understands “that whole world” of virology and epidemiology.

 

So I believed the president in January and February when he said covid-19 was “totally under control,” that it was Democrats’ “new hoax,” and that he was “not at all” worried about a pandemic. I believed him in March when he said he “felt it was a pandemic long before it was called a pandemic.”

I believe the president and the doctor who believes in demon sperm and the medical use of space alien DNA, and not Anthony S. Fauci, who’s an “alarmist” and “wrong.”

I believe the president’s suggestions that physicians should try injecting patients with household disinfectants, and shining ultraviolet light inside their bodies, make perfect sense.

I believe the “books” and “manuals,” if someone would just read them, say “you can test too much” for covid-19. I believe we now have 5 million cases because we test so much, and that the president was right to slow testing down, unless he was kidding — in which case he was right not to.

 

I believe that the president has done a tremendous job fighting the virus — and that he shouldn’t “take responsibility at all”— even though about 160,000 Americans have died. I believe the virus “is what it is.”

I believe it isn’t racist to call the coronavirus kung flu” or “the China Virus.” It isn’t racially divisive to say Black Lives Matter is a “symbol of hate,” to celebrate Confederate generals as part of our “Great American Heritage,” or to share video of someone shouting “white power,” which, like displaying the Confederate flag, is “freedom of speech.”

I believe that “when the looting starts, the shooting starts,” and that the president was just stating a fact, not making a threat, when he said that. I believe it was fine for federal law enforcement to fire tear gas and rubber pellet grenades at protesters so that the president could pose with a Bible in front of a church.

 

I believe that a 75-year-old protester in Buffalo may have been “an ANTIFA provocateur” who intentionally cracked his own skull in a “set up.”

I believe Rep. John Lewis made a “big mistake” not attending the president’s inauguration. I believe the president has done more for Blacks than any other president — perhaps even Abraham Lincoln, who “did good” although the “end result” was “questionable,” and certainly more than Lyndon B. Johnson, who signed into law the Civil Rights Act of 1964, which hasn’t “worked out” so well.

I believe the president has been treated worse than Lincoln, even though Lincoln was assassinated. I believe the president should be added to Mount Rushmore, pronto.

 

I believe it’s normal that the president wished his friend Ghislaine Maxwell “well” and good luck,” even though his administration charged her with sex trafficking teenage girls for another presidential friend, Jeffrey Epstein, whom the president says may have been killed in federal custody.

 

I believe the president rightly said of Maxwell, “Let them prove somebody was guilty.” I believe we don’t need evidence against former acting attorney general Sally Yates, because she was “part of the greatest political crime of the Century,” about which “ObamaBiden knew EVERYTHING!” And I believe it was fine for the president to baselessly suggest that a television host committed murder since the host said mean things about the president.

I believe that the reports Russia paid bounties to have U.S. soldiers killed, and that the president was briefed on it, are another “Fake News Media Hoax,” and that such intelligence never reached the president’s desk, even though his administration said otherwise.

I believe absentee voting, where voters mail in their ballots, is good, and that mail-in voting, where voters mail in their ballots, is totally different, and bad — and will result in “the most INACCURATE & FRAUDULENT Election” in history. Except in Florida, where absentee and mail-in voting are the same and both good, “because Florida has got a great Republican governor.”

 

I believe the president won the popular vote in 2016 “if you deduct the millions of people who voted illegally.” I believe he shouldn’t accept the election results if he loses in November.

 

 

5 hours ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

When Trump says Obama and Biden spied on his campaign and it was illegal and treasonous why can't one fucking reporter stand up and tell him that if this is true then "do something!".  I mean it's not like he is President or anything or Barr controls the DOJ. It's like the local police officer sitting in his car complaining to someone that all these drivers are speeding.  Give them a fucking ticket then.  If your Trump, arrest Obama and Biden for treason.  JUST DO IT ALREADY!

You'd have to phrase the question a very certain precise way or it plays right into his bullshit, always promising big things next week that never happen. If you asked "Why don't you do something?" he immediately responds "Oh we're doing big things and you'll hear about them all very soon. Bigly."

 

7 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

His biggest issue with her seems to be how “nasty” she was to Kavanaugh. 

This is code for who does that "Uppity N" think she is? He wants to call her that in public so bad. I think she'll break him and he'll just let it out by mid-October. He will not lose a single vote for saying it either.

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7 hours ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

When Trump says Obama and Biden spied on his campaign and it was illegal and treasonous why can't one fucking reporter stand up and tell him that if this is true then "do something!".  I mean it's not like he is President or anything or Barr controls the DOJ. It's like the local police officer sitting in his car complaining to someone that all these drivers are speeding.  Give them a fucking ticket then.  If your Trump, arrest Obama and Biden for treason.  JUST DO IT ALREADY!

Or ask him why it's illegal when, as he says, Article II of the Constitution gives the President unlimited power. 

Thought he might be better prepared for this moment. He must know there will be no re-election. Everyone is tired of him.

He is done. 

2 hours ago, shnsajax said:

We have a nickname!

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Alright, now he used "phony".  He better hope he doesn't need to use another adjective to describe her,  since he only has "beautiful" left in his word bank.

34 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Alright, now he used "phony".

She's like Michael Jordan. 

9 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Random, but ok.

Sorry. Was referring to Trump saying Biden/Harris would raise taxes by trillions. 
 

Someone’s gotta pay off that debt, I’ll do my part. 

5 hours ago, shnsajax said:

We have a nickname!

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I had to read this twice before realizing the Trump campaign didn't begin their mass e-mailer with an exasperated "fuck", but rather that is the name you gave them. 

Well done.

4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Trump has to win at least 2 of the first 4 states on that list in order to have any chance at winning the election.

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