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40 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Alls he’s doing is running out the clock. He hopes he wins the next election and then will just refuse to obey any court order and sue any entity that says it will comply. It won’t work but its just what he does. 

his power has mostly been unchecked, he's not turning over those tax returns 

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3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

his power has mostly been unchecked, he's not turning over those tax returns 

they're under audit, gawd he already told you that he's doing his best ok?

9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

his power has mostly been unchecked, he's not turning over those tax returns 

No but his banks can. That’s what he is fighting to prevent. Drawing out the clock. 

Shouldn’t be a problem this time.

Just now, TexEx15 said:

Shouldn’t be a problem this time.

The Russians and Manafort artificially lowered presidential the black turnout vote in Michigan and probably Pennsylvania. Unless you believe that 50,000 plus black voters voted straight ticket democrat all the way but somehow chose to uncheck the box for Hillary as well. 

good gig if you can find it 

....in between tenures of stroking orange mushroom dick. I’d have stuck with the Fox gig.

9 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

....in between tenures of stroking orange mushroom dick. I’d have stuck with the Fox gig.

 

where you apparently have to stroke the dick of various fox executives and show hosts.

Kamala slept her way to the top, but Hope Hicks just interviews well.

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Hope Hicks:  English major at SMU, played club lacrosse, graduated 2010.  Bounced around various PR firms, hooked up with Trump organization at 26, now pulls $1M+ on FOX.

Kamala Harris:  Undergrad poli/sci + econ at Howard 1986, JD at Cal-Hastings 1989.  Rose to DA (San Francisco) by 2004, Attorney General CA 2011, Senator 2017.  Total whore who slept her way to the top.  

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9 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

To add to this, white privilege is a bug built into our capitalist economic system but Republicans view it as a feature because it protects wealth and power. The guys at the top of our pyramid scheme of an economy know how to use racism as a weapon to keep the population divided and secure political power. Keeping the population divided protects the status quo. It creates gridlock and prevents any policy solution that would address the problems the rich and powerful have no financial interest in addressing.

Richard Pryor casually articulates some of this in an interview. 

 

Muhammad Ali articulated it well too.

the two projected hurricanes that are predicted to make landfall on the Gulf coast early next week...in the middle of the RNC i might add...are going to send Trump over the cliff.

the wailing and gnashing of teeth when he makes himself into a victim for low ratings and attention diverted away from the convention will lead to a all-time fucked up federal response x2 because of his anger.

and it’ll all be front and center...and he’ll blame the Dems for it all.

ima make a gumbo and watch it all gloriously unfold.

13 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

SCOTUS did rule on it, but only on the "executive privilege" aspects of it.  The Second Circuit found a part of the district court's reasoning incorrect and thus remanded.  The Supreme Court didn't hear that part of it or decide it, but their judgment put it back to the Second Circuit (affirmed), which put it back on in trial court.

Trump vowed to raise other issues unrelated to executive privilege for quashing the subpoena, and did, and the district court poured him out.

So bottom line, when/will he ever have to turn them over?

JFC, this is fucked.

2 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

So bottom line, when/will he ever have to turn them over?

In two weeks.  Duh!  

I'm morbidly curious to see how his true supporters will handle all this shit years from now.  As it comes out in massive waves that he was never that wealthy, that he always saw them as idiotic rubes to be used as political pawns, that he never cared at all about guns or faith or even freedom.   

He is on a roll this morning.

 

Desperately doesn’t want people to focus on the usps protests today 

That’s odd. I watched many people, many, saying under God during the recitation of the Pledge during the airing. Maybe he doesn’t realize what freedom really means. 
 

Also, can I source some of these steroids? Cause it sounds like he is expecting us suburban moms to become Democratic Dealers. 

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11 minutes ago, Lobo said:

In two weeks.  Duh!  

I'm morbidly curious to see how his true supporters will handle all this shit years from now.  As it comes out in massive waves that he was never that wealthy, that he always saw them as idiotic rubes to be used as political pawns, that he never cared at all about guns or faith or even freedom.   

Oh, they will have moved on to the next shiny object.  And they conveniently will just spout "fake news" or "deep state" or "swamp" or "Q" to anyone who mentions Trump's failings.

 

"The Deep State, or whoever, over at the FDA" 

Just stop and read that again, just by itself.  No other context.  Tell me it's not a BOT that's writing his tweets.  

I've heard him use "Deep State" over and over again.  But what human would start with that, then say "Or Whoever"...as if it could be the Deep State or Linda in HR, and then he doesn't just say "The FDA" or "FDA" as most DC insiders are wont to do...but he said, "Over at the FDA" like a southern rube telling a story, "Ole' Fred Wilkins over at the Piggly Wiggly told me about some milk conspiracy from the Govmint."  

Can somebody just hit pause on the simulation so I can get a few things together in 2020 and then we can resume the robot circus.  

Also, a President who mentions Deep State in a tweet needs to be examined by a doctor. Preferably not one of the ‘many’ doctors to whom he refers. 

15 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Where did that last one come from?

what Fox segment came up with that doozy?..

 This seems like some sort of re-ejaculated Fox and Friends bullshit from the weekend anchor guy that’s a Steve Ducey / Don Jr unholy love child.

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A right-leaning judge ruled this week that the current President of the United States has to pay the legal bills of a pornographic actress because his hush bribe to her wasn't on the up-and-up.  And despite living within a one mile radius of 40 churches for 40 years in Manhattan, he has never belonged to a single congregation in that time.  And not knowing how to hold a bible (which let's face it...means he doesn't know how to hold a book).  But yes, he's the Evangelical Hero.  Makes perfect sense in 2020.  

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23 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

He is on a roll this morning.

 

I'm so tired of this boorish, infantile asshole. The election can't get here soon enough 

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Lou Dobbs and the Deep State were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and it looked at me. 

man, i'm, so tired of this fucking cocksucker and all his supporters

34 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

That’s odd. I watched many people, many, saying under God during the recitation of the Pledge during the airing. Maybe he doesn’t realize what freedom really means. 
 

Also, can I source some of these steroids? Cause it sounds like he is expecting us suburban moms to become Democratic Dealers. 

They did say under God it's just one of his usual straight up lies.

1 hour ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

the two projected hurricanes that are predicted to make landfall on the Gulf coast early next week...in the middle of the RNC i might add...are going to send Trump over the cliff.

the wailing and gnashing of teeth when he makes himself into a victim for low ratings and attention diverted away from the convention will lead to a all-time fucked up federal response x2 because of his anger.

and it’ll all be front and center...and he’ll blame the Dems for it all.

ima make a gumbo and watch it all gloriously unfold.

Can you make duck/andouille gumbo and send me some? Thanks in advance. 

46 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

He must mean they didn't say under Trump.

27 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

man, i'm, so tired of this fucking cocksucker and all his supporters

I reached a new level of fatigue awhile ago. I used to look up his lies to verify that they were lies. Now I don’t even care enough to google the “removing God” from the pledge claim, I just assume it’s a lie. This is why I can’t imagine that anything he says will have a major impact before the election. It’s all just white noise to everybody except people that are already voting for him.

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Having children chant in monotone voices a pledge of allegiance to a flag is probably the creepiest "normal" thing we do in this country. 

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

I see that someone got to him in stopping his calling suburban women, housewives. Too bad, that would have been a good call out at the RNC. 

2 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

the two projected hurricanes that are predicted to make landfall on the Gulf coast early next week...in the middle of the RNC i might add...are going to send Trump over the cliff.

the wailing and gnashing of teeth when he makes himself into a victim for low ratings and attention diverted away from the convention will lead to a all-time fucked up federal response x2 because of his anger.

and it’ll all be front and center...and he’ll blame the Dems for it all.

ima make a gumbo and watch it all gloriously unfold.

Flip the script and have a President Hillary in the WH in 2020, the religious loonies would be proclaiming that coronavirus, hurt economies and dual hurricanes are signs that God is telling us to remove Hillary from office.  Of course I’m sure some of them are interpreting this as a reason to keep Trump.

16 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

First WH funeral since JFK. 

 

Fuck you, Bob.

1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Also, a President who mentions Deep State in a tweet needs to be euthanized by a doctor. Preferably not one of the ‘many’ doctors to whom he refers. 

fify

Can you make duck/andouille gumbo and send me some? Thanks in advance. 

Wait till early December, after I’ve put a few gadwalls down, and I’ll make a big ass batch.
14 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

No but his banks can. That’s what he is fighting to prevent. Drawing out the clock. 

SDNY needs to tell DB they are going to investigate all their high value accounts, but if you hand over dotard’s records we might hold off for now. The owners of those accounts don’t want the Federal B.I. snooping around their shit and will throw dotard under the bus post haste.

So the deep state is everywhere apparently, even the FDA. Every news outlet except OAN is now fake news. The 2020 presidential election is going to be rigged. The post office is a disaster. Crime is everywhere. 

Four more years! Four more years! 

1 hour ago, Dnaguy said:

Where did that last one come from?

what Fox segment came up with that doozy?..

 This seems like some sort of re-ejaculated Fox and Friends bullshit from the weekend anchor guy that’s a Steve Ducey / Don Jr unholy love child.

It’s (mostly) a lie: https://apnews.com/7cfb3bd4a3a4065705371ec18e6a2c4a
 

13 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

SDNY needs to tell DB they are going to investigate all their high value accounts, but if you hand over dotard’s records we might hold off for now. The owners of those accounts don’t want the Federal B.I. snooping around their shit and will throw dotard under the bus post haste.

DB has already complied with a subpoena from Vance.  I am still perplexed that Trump didn't try to raise hell about that one, but I am guessing it was incompetence.  And DB is already being anally probed by the authorities for all manner of wrongdoing, so I assume that they are especially compliant.

19 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Wait till early December, after I’ve put a few gadwalls down, and I’ll make a big ass batch.

deal. Imma hold you to it. 

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10 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

DB has already complied with a subpoena from Vance.  I am still perplexed that Trump didn't try to raise hell about that one, but I am guessing it was incompetence.  And DB is already being anally probed by the authorities for all manner of wrongdoing, so I assume that they are especially compliant.

I doubt he had a heads up. There isn't much he could do if DB just decided to produce documents. I guess he could sue them after the fact, but I'm not sure what that accomplishes other than drawing attention it. 

A right-leaning judge ruled this week that the current President of the United States has to pay the legal bills of a pornographic actress because his hush bribe to her wasn't on the up-and-up.  And despite living within a one mile radius of 40 churches for 40 years in Manhattan, he has never belonged to a single congregation in that time.  And not knowing how to hold a bible (which let's face it...means he doesn't know how to hold a book).  But yes, he's the Evangelical Hero.  Makes perfect sense in 2020.  

Link to the first part?
8 minutes ago, Nivek said:


Link to the first part?

https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/22/politics/stormy-daniels-trump-judge-order/index.html

May not be the most accurate or thorough, but you get the idea.  Plus quick and responsive.  

Serious question for Trumpers---how do educated people like Trump, Cohen, and Guiliani...........fuck up a bribe to a pornstar?  You can tell these women that you have a special gift for them from their estranged fathers and they'll let you do ass-to-mouth for $14.  Now you're on the hook for $130k, Cohen's in jail, you gotta pay tens of thousands in legal fees, and nevermind the knock to your reputation.  What the fuck guys? 

She literally starred in a movie called "Trailer Trash Nurses:  Volume 6" and was dumb enough not to parlay her experience with Trump into the scandal/payoff of the decade...yet you fucking nitwits couldn't figure out how to keep from having to pay her fucking legal bills.  Seriously, I knew you guys were dumb...but this takes the fucking cake.  It's impossible the President and his inner circle are this stupid. 

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Just now, Dahobbs said:

I doubt he had a heads up. There isn't much he could do if DB just decided to produce documents. I guess he could sue them after the fact, but I'm not sure what that accomplishes other than drawing attention it. 

Yeah, there are subpoenas that are "secret" or "ex parte."  Not sure if any or all of these were and Mazar's violated that, or maybe the institutions aren't obligated to notify and DB didn't feel like being courteous because they are under the gun more generally.

15 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

DB has already complied with a subpoena from Vance.  I am still perplexed that Trump didn't try to raise hell about that one, but I am guessing it was incompetence.  And DB is already being anally probed by the authorities for all manner of wrongdoing, so I assume that they are especially compliant.

I should have been more specific.  The Feds should say they are going to start leaking details of all the shady shit they find in those high value accounts.

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