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On 8/21/2020 at 11:30 AM, 'stache said:

How do I tell Youtube to stop putting this asshole's insane ads at the top of my feed? It's seriously qanon shit.

Don't know why their ads are on Key & Peele videos. No one watching K&P will vote for him anyway. So it's a waste of their money, and I'm okay with them throwing their money away.

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6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

You are asking a Big Mac to storm Omaha Beach, alone and with no weapon.  What did that Big Mac ever do to you?

<currently preparing my Big Mac costume for Halloween>

He’s got some pretty broad shoulders....

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Takes molten copper like a motherfuckin’ boss.

8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Big Mac, Quarter Pounder with Cheese, Filet O Fish.....look to the left of you, look to the right of you.  One of you sandwiches will not be with us when this day is over.  Your gallant sacrifice will not be forgotten.

Filet o’ Fish are fucking delicious 

1 minute ago, Bateshorn said:

Filet o’ Fish are fucking delicious 

That they are.  My growing teenage son at three.  In one day.  In fucking Paris France.  He ate all the other good stuff we ate, but every time we passed a McDonald's, he wanted a snack, and got a Filet o Fish.  It was a running joke before the day was over.  Fucking Paris, and you're eating McDonald's -- "yeah, but I also ate everything else."  Fair enough.

2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

 

Biden as Trump: "Richard Spencer?  I don't know anything about him.  I hear he supports me, which is good.  Millions support me, most people support me, with all the people supporting me, if I don't win, the election is rigged."

 

Thats a lot of words for “I don’t know Richard Spencer, but he likes me.”
14 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

 

I’m pretty sure he’s stepping back to focus on donuts and she’s stepping back to perfect her Skeletor halloween costume.

33 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Don't know why their ads are on Key & Peele videos. No one watching K&P will vote for him anyway. So it's a waste of their money, and I'm okay with them throwing their money away.

If a Trump ad comes online, let it play it to the end even if that means you turn the volume or walk away from your laptop/phone. The longer it plays, the more it will cost trump. His campaign will also think the ad is engaging a wider audience and therefore will expand its reach spending more of their money.

41 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

 

i think about this all the time with regards to trump and fox news.  one of them makes shit up, and the other one quotes it back as news, then the first one quotes it back again, which actually turns it into a story.  because that's what the news outlets are for, right?  to manufacture stories?

i saw brian stelter (cnn) getting interviewed on msnbc about his new book about trump and fox news, and it sounds horrifying.

Hannity literally found a crisis comms guy for Gaetz after he tweeted some threat to Cohen before his testimony. Gaetz walked with some do-nothing slap on the wrist.
 

This is more for the FOX thread, but look at the relationship between them, Claremont and Hoover (Stanford). They account for half the talking heads during 3 Hours of Hate.

 

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

If that fat piece of shit choked to death on a Big Mac, I'd commit to eating one everyday for the rest of my life b/c that burger would be a true hero sandwich. 

I'd vote for a bigmac as POTUS .  At least a big Mac would only cost tax payers a couple bucks and wouldn't fuck anything up. 

22 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


He’s Kaiser Wilhelm II reincarnated. Seriously, it’s pathetically uncanny.

Well the Kaiser had a baby arm and Trump has a...

Attention span of people is zero.  -Fox News Sean Hannity

That is a member of the propaganda machine describing his audience.

50 minutes ago, Goredho said:

I’m pretty sure he’s stepping back to focus on donuts and she’s stepping back to perfect her Skeletor halloween costume.

Luka is stepping back for the win.

Looks like Eric may get to talk to the NY AG:

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The Trump Organization has stalled a state inquiry into the financing of four properties for months, Attorney General Letitia James said in court papers.

This should be fun

15 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

40% of this county have bought in on this election being a fraud 

November could get ugly 

Good, maybe some of them won't bother to vote.

I hate to say that since voter participation is vital, but right now getting Trump out is the more important issue. 

 

13 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Looks like Eric may get to talk to the NY AG:

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This should be fun

Yup. This fraud investigation will almost certainly end in indictments

On 8/23/2020 at 9:13 AM, TwiceHorn said:

One of the supreme ironies of senior citizen Trumpkins.  They're all on Medicare.  Socialized.  Medicine.  What in the blue fuck are any of them going to do if Medicare goes away and they have to pay $2000/month plus-plus for their healthcare?

 

If they die, they die.

I'm sure most of them won't mind if its for the betterment of the country/Dan Patrick

So that means he's running in 2024 & 2028?  If he's alive in 2028...I promise to anyone who'll listen...I will vote for Donald J. Trump, Sr. for President of the United States.  

Really fun side-note today as Maryanne Trump Barry's name is coming up more and more.  Appointed to the Federal District Court by Reagan, and elevated to U.S. Courts of Appeal (3rd) by Clinton.  Very impressive, politically balanced, and in keeping with her tough but fair persona.  But did you know she had to recuse herself once during her federal judicial service due to conflict of interest between 1974-2011 (nearly 37 years)?  It was a drug trafficking case, and because the defendant was a close friend of her brother's, including formal business deals...she had to recuse herself.  This was in 1985, under her tenure as a Reagan appointee (my favorite president of my lifetime)...and it's all exhausted public record.  So it's obviously fake news for Trumpers.  But Donald J. Trump, her brother, had significant ties to Joe Weichselbaum and almost fucked up his sister's federal judgeship as it was just getting started. 

And of course, because MaryAnne is lying or senile in her old age to hurt her younger brother whom she is jealous of.  It was Trump's pretend idol, Ronald Reagan that insisted upon the recusal, which she formally followed through on because Reagan did not cotton to preferential treatment to drug traffickers or mob associates.  Fun fact...the minor character in "The Irishman"......Allen Dorfman who appears in a few scenes as the Teamsters Jewish insurance/finance guy.    In Lansky's older years, Dorfman and Trump's buddy and associate Joe Weichselbaum served as the bagmen for almost half the country's mobster/teamster BIG money exchanges (Joe collected, and Dorfman cleaned).  

And from the Department of........ain't no fucking way you can make this shit up in the simulation.  The actor that played Allen Dorfman...Jake Hoffman.  Dorfman...played by D. Hoffman's son.  In real life, Jake attempted to trade on his dad's name and wealth and was attempting to develop a small set of lots in the Hollywood Hills into a larger single-family mansion(s).  Nothing wrong with rich kids doing shit like that, right?  Except his two financiers are Trump supporters/donors/and even campaign senior staff---Steve Calk and Paul Manafort.  You may have heard about Manafort during the Russia investigation.  I don't know what's crazier, that ultra-liberal Dustin Hoffman would get into a deal with his son and Paul Manafort and a Russian bank or that the actor who played the accountant who helped Joseph Weichselbaum run a huge Teamsters racket which involved drug trafficking that Trump knew so much about, his sister had to sit in time out during the federal trial about it in her own courtroom.  

I pray every night before bedtime, but if you don't at least entertain that we're living in a simulation for realz tonight...you're out of whatever fucking mind God/the Simulation gave you.  

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Deplorables is too nice a word for these racist pieces of shit 

 

 

That depends. 37 cents if you supply the postcard, 39 cents if you buy it from USPS. I just sent a bunch on behalf of the candidate I support for the US House, Rick Kennedy!

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Anything that makes him choke out, eyes bulging, as the last desperate thoughts of his pathetic life run through his brain, along with his mortification at shitting himself in his final moments, is doing a great service to the American people.  Any fast food item that fucking toddler consumes could do the job.

I would build a goddamned statute of a Big Mac to thank it for its service.

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18 minutes ago, Mapache said:

Deplorables is too nice a word for these racist pieces of shit 

 

 

I love the laughs in the room. Racism is just hilarious, lulz!!!

This won't age well and looks awful now.  

 

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Of course fat fuck Don can't even raise his arm properly for the Bellamy/Nazi salute.  It's barely at 90 degrees.  But my favorite part is the face of the Trump in the tattoo looks like Joan River's character "Dot Matrix" in "Spaceballs."  

Nope beat me to it.   

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Is that tattoo supposed to be Trump?  Shit, it looks like the mayor from Carter Country...  han'lit! 

1 hour ago, Mapache said:

Deplorables is too nice a word for these racist pieces of shit 

 

 

I'm genuinely shocked Trump's response to a racist comment was, "Let's be nice."

 

 

1 hour ago, Mapache said:

Deplorables is too nice a word for these racist pieces of shit 

 

 

 

nothing new, trump and his base are racists. it's been well established.

1 hour ago, Mdhorn said:

This won't age well and looks awful now.  

 

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1 hour ago, Mdhorn said:

This won't age well and looks awful now.  

 

thought that said "new army" for a moment

4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

And you wonder why the under 40 crowd are turning into full-blown socialists. We've been left with little other choice.

32 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

So that's what a discount tattoo looks like. 

Discount? That cost him two whole packs of cigarettes in cell block C. 

9 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

And you wonder why the under 40 crowd are turning into full-blown socialists. We've been left with little other choice.

That doesn't impact just the under 40 crowd. That impacts every citizen of the country that doesn't die before 2023.

1 minute ago, royiv said:

That doesn't impact just the under 40 crowd. That impacts every citizen of the country that doesn't die before 2023.

Hang in there, Mom! May you live long enough to reap what you have sown. 

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