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44 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Haha holy shit.  We can all use a little levity right now.

 

Cleveland? Ohio?  That's probably just Bob stoops setting up for his dinner.  

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Goddamn. Even his medical events are small and ineffective.

3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

The funny part about the golf quote is that you know he hasn’t putted a 3 footer in 40 years. He probably gives himself anything under 10 feet. 

This tracks since that fatass defines inside the leather as inside the length of his belt.

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Letter sent to food stamp recipients.  

 

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The fact that trump keeps attacking Biden’s mental ability means that trump is well on his way to becoming a vegetable. 

He’s getting loonier by the day. Doubling down on his craziness. 

 

I've only been to Portland once, and let me tell you, I feared for my life coming out of Powell's Books after sundown.  It was like fuckin' Fallujah, or worse, Chicago.  Bullets were whizzing over my head several times a minute, and at one point a mazeltov cocktail landed about 20 feet from my wife.  To hell with that socialist warzone.

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

I've only been to Portland once, and let me tell you, I feared for my life coming out of Powell's Books after sundown.  It was like fuckin' Fallujah, or worse, Chicago.  Bullets were whizzing over my head several times a minute, and at one point a mazeltov cocktail landed about 20 feet from my wife.  To hell with that socialist warzone.

 Yea, but how were the voodoo doughnuts? 

12 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

The crazy fucker got his plane story from Facebook.

 

 


And I am cracking up at the “Heads on a swivel. Watch your six and carry heavy.” nonsense.

I think he hit every dumb pseudo military cliche.

 

 

Every day more and more surreal.  Please someone stop the ride.  I want off.

 

The closer the election comes the crazier he will get. Hopefully he has a stroke, becomes a vegetable in a coma and 38-40 percent of the country still votes for vegetable coma trump anyway and he loses bigger than anyone in history because he is the biggest loser in history. 

1 minute ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Holy fuck he read an article.

Or he's lying.  

10 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I've only been to Portland once, and let me tell you, I feared for my life coming out of Powell's Books after sundown.  It was like fuckin' Fallujah, or worse, Chicago.  Bullets were whizzing over my head several times a minute, and at one point a mazeltov cocktail landed about 20 feet from my wife.  To hell with that socialist warzone.

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“Is it the part of the police department to harass me when this city is a flagrant vice capital of the civilized world?" Ignatius bellowed over the crowd in front of the store. "This city is famous for its gamblers, prostitutes, exhibitionists, anti-Christs, alcoholics, sodomites, drug addicts, fetishists, onanists, pornographers, frauds, jades, litterbugs, and lesbians, all of whom are only too well protected by graft. If you have a moment, I shall endeavor to discuss the crime problems with you, but don't make the mistake of bothering me.”

You've got some Toole in you Jimmy.

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9 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I've only been to Portland once, and let me tell you, I feared for my life coming out of Powell's Books after sundown.  It was like fuckin' Fallujah, or worse, Chicago.  Bullets were whizzing over my head several times a minute, and at one point a mazeltov cocktail landed about 20 feet from my wife.  To hell with that socialist warzone.

The one time I went to Portland there was some sort of zombie parade. It was weird.  

14 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

The president hocking a book his son wrote and it does not even register on the national conscience.

I think that it’s against the law to promote someone’s products If you’re President. 

He needs to be pressed to name his sources on these bullshit stories.  Really pressed.  He would lose control.

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18 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

He’s getting loonier by the day. Doubling down on his craziness. 

 

A person was on an airplane looking for trouble with other persons and I saw one of the persons and then the person looked at me.

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19 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Seriously. Nobody said he had a bunch  of mini strokes. He brought it up himself and of course as he always does lied about it.

So surly doctors, now that trump has admitted he had a bunch of mini strokes, what causes that and what does it mean? 

These things are exacerbated by stress and poor diet. Also being a fatass who doesn't exercise much. Golfing when you ride in a cart even on the putting green doesn't count for much exercise. He needs to drop a lot of weight and limit his drug use if he wants to stave off a big stroke.

 
Holy fuck he read an article.
 

That’s the actual biggest lie he’s told so far.
25 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

Not a doctor, but it means he is likely to suffer a major stroke in the near future.

And Mike Pence is closing his eyes and looking toward heaven, crossing his fingers and saying “ Oh Lord, let him win and make this happen the next day!!!!! Please, please, please!”

I missed this. Amidst all the chaos and carnage, Trump is focused on football.  He really needs  to win Ohio and Pennsylvania and Michigan and Wisconsin.

 

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16 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Holy fuck he read an article.

 

Nah.

But someone read it on Facebook, then told him about it, and it's now irrefutable that this "flight" with these "people in black" happened.

23 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I've only been to Portland once, and let me tell you, I feared for my life coming out of Powell's Books after sundown.  It was like fuckin' Fallujah, or worse, Chicago.  Bullets were whizzing over my head several times a minute, and at one point a mazeltov cocktail landed about 20 feet from my wife.  To hell with that socialist warzone.

i had to fight through wave after wave of disaffected hippies to get to the weed shop.  It might as well have been Normandy.  Then on my way to the hipster coffee shop, someone tried to hand me a pamphlet about the environment.  Still got PTSD that im working through because of my time there.

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5 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

I missed this. Amidst all the chaos and carnage, Trump is focused on football.  He really needs  to win Ohio and Pennsylvania and Michigan and Wisconsin.

 

Only 99 more yards to go!

He's going to blame it all on the black commissioner.

19 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

pornographers, frauds, jades, litterbugs

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10 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

I missed this. Amidst all the chaos and carnage, Trump is focused on football.  He really needs  to win Ohio and Pennsylvania and Michigan and Wisconsin.

 

It's not Warren's decision to make. 

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It's not Warren's decision to make. 

The Emperor has spoken.

When did the media report trump had a stroke before he brought it up himself? 

31 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

That’s great but then how do you get it home

1 hour ago, pantone159 said:

This disturbs me less than the Sheriff's Office being involved in a political pro-Trump event.

 

Well, it's kind of all the same problem.

22 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Nah.

But someone read it on Facebook, then told him about it, and it's now irrefutable that this "flight" with these "people in black" happened.

Check the tower logs!

Whenever Soros pays people to go burn down buildings in other cities, it's stipulated in the contract that you have to dress in your formal "lootin gear" when in transit to the city. 

I've only been to Portland once, and let me tell you, I feared for my life coming out of Powell's Books after sundown.  It was like fuckin' Fallujah, or worse, Chicago.  Bullets were whizzing over my head several times a minute, and at one point a mazeltov cocktail landed about 20 feet from my wife.  To hell with that socialist warzone.
Malzetof cocktail

Bravo
51 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

These things are exacerbated by stress and poor diet. Also being a fatass who doesn't exercise much. Golfing when you ride in a cart even on the putting green doesn't count for much exercise. He needs to drop a lot of weight and limit his drug use if he wants to stave off a big stroke.

Well, let us hope he doesn't heed your recommendations.

54 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

A person was on an airplane looking for trouble with other persons and I saw one of the persons and then the person looked at me.

Was he ass-fucking Jennifer Aniston?

2 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Malzetof cocktail

Bravo

I stole that from some real-life right-wing freakout from a month or so ago.

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I stole that from some real-life right-wing freakout from a month or so ago.
Now when rioting with antifa I'll be laughing like a fool shouting Mazel Tof as we hurl cocktails at buildings.
13 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Whenever Soros pays people to go burn down buildings in other cities, it's stipulated in the contract that you have to dress in your formal "lootin gear" when in transit to the city. 

And despite the vast sums of money he throws behind anti-Trump conspiracy movements...he requires that you fly coach. But you are able to keep the frequent miles you accrue causing nationwide mayhem.  So if the situation presents itself, you are within your employment contract rights to upgrade to Economy+ or First Class.  However, when "on duty", you are restricted from partaking in complimentary alcoholic beverages in flight.  

1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

I missed this. Amidst all the chaos and carnage, Trump is focused on football.  He really needs  to win Ohio and Pennsylvania and Michigan and Wisconsin.

 

I mean. This fucker has come up with way worse plans than this one. 

1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

He’s getting loonier by the day. Doubling down on his craziness. 

 

Five or Six Looters and Anarchists Board a Plane from Washington to Wherever and Just Start Whaling on This One Person

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It was 6 people but it was also the entire plane was full?  And they left from Washington, but they were flying to Washington to loot and disrupt the RNC?  Got it.  I've taken some shitty Frontier airline flights but I don't know that we've ever gone from Austin to Austin, with 7 people dressed in black and then me, and then have that flight declared, "Folks, we are completely full, so please fill in the middle seats as you see them.  We are also out of overhead bin space.  So those of you planning on going home with stolen televisions, please make sure the flat screen, on an angle, can fit under the seat in front of you.  And don't turn it on."  

4 hours ago, mdmost said:

There are no rules if you're owning the libs. Rules are for libs. 

Trump’s rules and agenda for the country in 2016 and 2020 have not changed at all.  He is all about benefitting and making life easier for the privileged wealthy.  For everyone else...he promises to make life miserable and difficult for those you disagree with and hate.  It has worked for him especially with the lower educated.

if i was on a plane in 2020 and 6-7 people boarded together, all dressed in black, and were all geared up or whatever, i would not care about their political motivations, and i would not run to facebook to post about it.

if this actually happened, there would be cell phone videos and it would be national news and all the fuck over twitter.

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