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  • Let me be candid and honest here my man. I cannot be sympathetic to your comments because this is how adult life has always been. From the moment I stepped out of my home and headed off to college I h

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    it won't matter if his taxes ever come out.  it won't matter if his taxes don't ever come out.  you wanna know why?  because we already know what's in them. since early 2017 when people starting

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When did the media report trump had a stroke before he brought it up himself? 

Don Winslow, the author, was who put the mini stroke ‘rumor’ out there a month ago, relaying what sources told him about the real reason for Walter reed visit
46 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Add them to the growing list of families that have recently experienced tragedy and want the President of the United States to leave them the fuck alone.

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Nearly lost his nephew and still had the poise to slide “the orange man” in there. I shall proceed inspired.

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31 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

and did "they" carry out those attacks against law enforcement?

31 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Obviously the TSA is part of the Deep State

Reason number one million I shouldn't look at Facebook.  I went on my neighborhood page on Facebook and someone posted about someone stealing their Trump 2020 sign and they have video of who it was and the person better return it or else they will press charges.  This post got like a hundred responses from other Trumpers in my neighborhood "snowflaking" about how the liberals stole their signs and it's horrible.  The some of the few Democrats in my neighborhood chimed in that their Biden signs were missing also but you don't see them crying like a bunch of babies.   This was followed by posts about the socialists are coming to destroy the country and Trump is so great because he is for capitalism, lower taxes, a free society and law and order and all "libtards" are dumb and evil.  I can't take this shit much longer.  There is only so much bourbon my liver can handle.

3 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

There is only so much bourbon my liver can in a handle.

FIFY

2 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Never met the guy, doesn't know him.

 

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I think that's a cut out of Trump they are taking a picture with. Look at how lifeless and wooden he is.  Now that I look closer I think all 3 "alleged" people are actually just cut outs. 

26 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Reason number one million I shouldn't look at Facebook.  I went on my neighborhood page on Facebook and someone posted about someone stealing their Trump 2020 sign and they have video of who it was and the person better return it or else they will press charges.  This post got like a hundred responses from other Trumpers in my neighborhood "snowflaking" about how the liberals stole their signs and it's horrible.  The some of the few Democrats in my neighborhood chimed in that their Biden signs were missing also but you don't see them crying like a bunch of babies.   This was followed by posts about the socialists are coming to destroy the country and Trump is so great because he is for capitalism, lower taxes, a free society and law and order and all "libtards" are dumb and evil.  I can't take this shit much longer.  There is only so much bourbon my liver can handle.

Delete it man. Once FB turned from girls posting their spring break cabo pictures to my dumbest friends from high school posting their political hot takes I deleted that shit and my life got much better. Now if I could just pull the trigger on twitter. 

 

Yeah, but who said anything about mini-strokes?!?!

From the book author...

 

 

37 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Reason number one million I shouldn't look at Facebook.  I went on my neighborhood page on Facebook and someone posted about someone stealing their Trump 2020 sign and they have video of who it was and the person better return it or else they will press charges.  This post got like a hundred responses from other Trumpers in my neighborhood "snowflaking" about how the liberals stole their signs and it's horrible.  The some of the few Democrats in my neighborhood chimed in that their Biden signs were missing also but you don't see them crying like a bunch of babies.   This was followed by posts about the socialists are coming to destroy the country and Trump is so great because he is for capitalism, lower taxes, a free society and law and order and all "libtards" are dumb and evil.  I can't take this shit much longer.  There is only so much bourbon my liver can handle.

We are a nation of immigrants.....and morons, but mostly morons.

Also, looks like trump got his tax return delay.

14 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

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Are we just not gonna talk about the guy we think is the puppet of global criminal masterminds...in the photo on the right...literally looks like Kaiser Soze (with the right leg and left hand) walking out of the Agent Kujan interview?  Look at the drop on the left side of his face.  Kobayashi is literally waiting inside that limo door to give him a scowling look and then drive him off to the next grift.  Trump couldn't be anymore Kevin Spacey right there if he was accused of sexual assault.  Oh wait.  

3 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

I missed this. Amidst all the chaos and carnage, Trump is focused on football.  He really needs  to win Ohio and Pennsylvania and Michigan and Wisconsin.

 

I don't get how this helps him. What scumbag dirty liberal is keeping the Big 10 from playing? 

11 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

I don't get how this helps him. What scumbag dirty liberal is keeping the Big 10 from playing? 

All of them.

14 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

I don't get how this helps him. What scumbag dirty liberal is keeping the Big 10 from playing? 

Go to the College Football 2020 thread on the football board. A few there are convinced Warren is out to get Trump thrown out because he dared to do terrible things like get all the athletes registered to vote.

40 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

I don't get how this helps him. What scumbag dirty liberal is keeping the Big 10 from playing? 

All the Marxist college professors, somehow.

1 hour ago, Lagunamadre said:

Delete it man. Once FB turned from girls posting their spring break cabo pictures to my dumbest friends from high school posting their political hot takes I deleted that shit and my life got much better. Now if I could just pull the trigger on twitter. 

 

If you pull the plug on Twitter, you won't be following  https://twitter.com/TracesofTexas
 

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The whole "health scare" thing rings hollow to me and exactly what they did to Hillary in 2016.  Who cares?  If he's actually not well (physically), he'll fucking die.  If it's bullshit, it just looks petty and conspiracy theory-ish.  There are 900 other things to pick on that are actually horrifying and provable.

Delete it man. Once FB turned from girls posting their spring break cabo pictures to my dumbest friends from high school posting their political hot takes I deleted that shit and my life got much better. Now if I could just pull the trigger on twitter. 
Or unfollow everyone that posts shitty content. My feed is down to like 15 people.
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1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

The whole "health scare" thing rings hollow to me and exactly what they did to Hillary in 2016.  Who cares?  If he's actually not well (physically), he'll fucking die.  If it's bullshit, it just looks petty and conspiracy theory-ish.  There are 900 other things to pick on that are actually horrifying and provable.

What really bugs me is that if it is real, it's just perfectly Trumpy -- if he's going to do something, he's going to do it half-assed.  Mini-stroke?  Figures.  Can't even have a full stroke.

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

The whole "health scare" thing rings hollow to me and exactly what they did to Hillary in 2016. 

Turn about is fair play, imo. 

4 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

He came here from Peru as a toddler. If he's not shot for making a furtive movement while surrendering himself to police, I assume he's going to be deported.

Oh wait he's a magat, I expect a full pardon.

3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

^ this is how you do it. 

3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

and this here is not how you do it

19 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

What really bugs me is that if it is real, it's just perfectly Trumpy -- if he's going to do something, he's going to do it half-assed.  Mini-stroke?  Figures.  Can't even have a full stroke.

Mini strokes just like his mini fingers

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Ivanka confirms that he has lots of mini strokes

5 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Ivanka confirms that he has lots of mini strokes

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31 minutes ago, Born to Run said:
2 hours ago, Lagunamadre said:
Delete it man. Once FB turned from girls posting their spring break cabo pictures to my dumbest friends from high school posting their political hot takes I deleted that shit and my life got much better. Now if I could just pull the trigger on twitter. 

Or unfollow everyone that posts shitty content. My feed is down to like 15 people.

Might as well just start a group text at that point. 

52 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

If you pull the plug on Twitter, you won't be following  https://twitter.com/TracesofTexas
 

I'm a follower and a fan. Twitter is actually great if you curate who you follow and for God's sake stay out of the replies. 

45 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

The whole "health scare" thing rings hollow to me and exactly what they did to Hillary in 2016.  Who cares?  If he's actually not well (physically), he'll fucking die.  If it's bullshit, it just looks petty and conspiracy theory-ish.  There are 900 other things to pick on that are actually horrifying and provable.

It’s important to point out how physically and mentally ill trump is because that’s what he is attempting to project and trying to do to Biden because trump is so mentally and physically ill so it’s important to point out that Trump is a mentally and physically ill liar because that happens to be the truth.

That walk is not normal.  This isn't Hillary stumbling.  There's really something wrong with him.

17 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

The crazy fucker got his plane story from Facebook.

 

 


And I am cracking up at the “Heads on a swivel. Watch your six and carry heavy.” nonsense.

I think he hit every dumb pseudo military cliche.

 

Must have been a Johnny Cash convention in town.

I think Biden should challenge trump to a bike riding, ramp walking and water bottle drinking contest. 

I just heard my wife playing it from the living room.....it’s something.

8 minutes ago, kevwun said:

That walk is not normal.  This isn't Hillary stumbling.  There's really something wrong with him.

Again I think his gait isn't the wrong thing that we should be focusing on when talking about his ability to be in his current position.

When you drink a bottle of water, it’s important to use two hands. 

1 minute ago, MoJames said:

Again I think his gait isn't the wrong thing that we should be focusing on when talking about his ability to be in his current position.

Why not? Dude is obviously both mentally and physically ill but claims he’s the healthiest person on earth and his opponent is slow. Fuck him. 

1 minute ago, MoJames said:

Again I think his gait isn't the wrong thing that we should be focusing on when talking about his ability to be in his current position.

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6 hours ago, TornACL said:

Goddamn. Even his medical events are small and ineffective.

Need late night comedy shows to push on this hard until he comes out its all bullshit and that he had the best strokes the doctors have ever seen! 

51 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Ivanka confirms that he has lots of mini strokes

Stealing this. 

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