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  • Let me be candid and honest here my man. I cannot be sympathetic to your comments because this is how adult life has always been. From the moment I stepped out of my home and headed off to college I h

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    it won't matter if his taxes ever come out.  it won't matter if his taxes don't ever come out.  you wanna know why?  because we already know what's in them. since early 2017 when people starting

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He said he would pay to watch rats fuck, and in a sense, he has. 

Quoting because I want in on this gold.
On 9/4/2020 at 12:17 PM, pyrohornIII said:

 

 

This is a good start.

Get a plan to control Covid 19

Simultaneously tax the uber wealthy to try to recoup some of the plunder they collected from the lower classes.   

Close loopholes that provide tax shelters off shore, etc.  

Fund the IRS to actually go after these fucks, instead of the little guys who can't afford tax lawyers

Pump funding into jobs in the infrastructure and public housing.   Pump funding into education all the way up and down the line. 

Renewable energy would be part of that infrastructure, as would sustainable farming and housing.

Move more jobs towards startups and localized markets.  Bring more work back to the rural communities.   More mom and pops and less corporations.  That means a broadband effort like REA was a century ago.  

Term limits, campaign finance reform, kill Citizen's United and dark money, start discussing ranked voting.  

All of this gives people a fighting chance to achieve more in their real world, something tangible they can take pride in, instead of wallowing around in the make believe world Trump has lured them.   It would reinvigorate the American Dream that was corrupted by Wall St and their overlords to turn us into dumb downed consumers only.  

 

You’ll have better luck moving overseas than believing we’re going to be doing any of that shit.

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1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Meanwhile in Austin

 

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12 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Meanwhile in Austin

 

LOL They swamped slower boats in the parade and refused to slow down. Trumpkins to the bone.

20 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Meanwhile in Austin

 

Please let there be video.  Didn't see anything on periscope. 

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Osama bin laden’ s niece has just endorsed trump. 

This is 2020 folks. 

 

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Here you go...

Looks choppy out there.  I don't touch Travis on the weekends. 

 

LOL.  They flew in some MAGA copters...

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

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Well that seems normal and perfectly fine.

 
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Fuck. That is a critical endorsement. Election flipped now.
27 minutes ago, RPM said:

LOL They swamped slower boats in the parade and refused to slow down. Trumpkins to the bone.

Is this something that really happened? Because as much as I want to believe every dumb thing about Trumpkins, I’m still finding this hard to believe. 



Dotard likes boats that don't sink.. only losers and suckers can't stay afloat.
25 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Please let there be video.  Didn't see anything on periscope. 

I am desperately looking. 

I was raised to believe that schadenfreude is bad juju.

My parents are dead.

I'm laughing my ass off.  (Not about my parents.)

Sinking your boat to own the LIBS!

 

All I want for Christmas is video of a boat sinking in lake Travis with a bunch of tools on it wearing maga hats. 

11 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I am desperately looking. 

There is a Facebook stream my wife showed me but I ain’t on that shit. 
 

didn’t see any boat sinking but apparently they got people parachuting out of maga copters. 

15 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Is this something that really happened? Because as much as I want to believe every dumb thing about Trumpkins, I’m still finding this hard to believe. 

According to the timeline in the original link... yes.

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Save the White Claw!

2 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 

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The lake was angry that day, my friends.

Yeah holy shit the lake looks angry. 
 

should have just opened the dam. Sorry downtown. 

27 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

up next: Trump claims this was the work of Antifa submarines

immediately followed by: 100% of Republicans completely buying it 

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11 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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Q take the wheel

that almost happened to us last summer in Emerald Bay at Lake Tahoe. front end of the boat submerged, sent a big wave down the length of the boat, everything got soaked. pretty startling and scary! lesson learned, can't idle along slowly with that many boats and that much chop!

poor folks *snicker*

1 - Pence knew that man was getting conned.
2 - His panic is palpable.
3 - Needs the “Veep” music.


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43 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

Thoughts and prayers.

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Meanwhile in Austin

 

I was talking to my father-in-law about coming to see them this week at their condo on Lake Tyler.  He mentioned the boat parade and said it was "beautiful."  I had no reaction at all.  None, Not even meh or a gagging noise.  I think he got the point.

52 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Losers

36 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

Damn the libtardos! Full speed ahead!

"I like people who's boat didn't sink, OK?"

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17 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I think there are a lot more than this. I hope you’re right, but it’s a dangerous game to take this as fact. 

There aren’t. The truth is republican registration continues to trend down. It’s currently about 25%. Depending on how the question is asked Trump has the approval of up to 87% of those people. Asked other ways it’s closer to 80%.  That puts trumps “cult” at well under 20% of people likely to vote. Do you really think there are another 20+ percent of people out there who are rabidly pro trump yet can’t even be bothered to register for his party? Will he get 40+% of the vote? Of course, but over half of those won’t give a shit when he loses, and they damn sure won’t support any shenanigans the hardcore nuts try to pull. 

Uhhh...why would she be negotiating with foreign leaders?

 

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