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    it won't matter if his taxes ever come out.  it won't matter if his taxes don't ever come out.  you wanna know why?  because we already know what's in them. since early 2017 when people starting

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3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

It’s already on drudge. Not the headline but right below it. 

19 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Zat’s a peach, hawn. 
/Melanie

 

"Beautiful shot, Mr. President" - LadyG. 

One guy was in what looked like an 80s Bass Pro Shops aluminum bass boat.  Imagine being out there in that, going up against Seafood.  

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When we get them silly bastards down in that rock pile, it'll be some fun, they'll wish their fathers had never met their mothers. When they start takin' their bottoms out and slamming into them rocks, boy! Get away from there, ya goddamn fool, you! What's the matter with you? You wanna swamp us, ya crazy son of a bitch?

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1 hour ago, Jack Straw said:

up next: Trump claims this was the work of Antifa submarines

immediately followed by: 100% of Republicans completely buying it 

Aquifa?

 

 

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So the Trump flags in general, that’s really weird, right? 

I don't want anyone to get hurt.

But if no one gets hurt and several wealthy Trumpkins' boats end up on the bottom of the lake, well, that might turn my 2020 around in a hurry.

35 minutes ago, Bojack said:

One guy was in what looked like an 80s Bass Pro Shops aluminum bass boat.  Imagine being out there in that, going up against Seafood.  

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3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I don't want anyone to get hurt.

But if no one gets hurt and several wealthy Trumpkins' boats end up on the bottom of the lake, well, that might turn my 2020 around in a hurry.

Trump will “bail” them out!

as we've learned, 2020 does not take weekends off.

t&p.

27 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I don't want anyone to get hurt.

But if no one gets hurt and several wealthy Trumpkins' boats end up on the bottom of the lake, well, that might turn my 2020 around in a hurry.

It would basically become the greatest story ever told. 

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I hope they believe in life vests as much as they believe in masks and vaccines. 

Idoits.

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2 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

I hope they believe in life vests as much as they believe in masks and vaccines. 

Idoits.

 

 

 

I like boats that don't sink

2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Thoughts and prayers.

I have some thoughts, but no prayers to offer them.

52 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

Where we go one we go all!

Please be aggy boats for the double bonus.

Drowning to own the Libs. 

1 hour ago, Mole said:

So the Trump flags in general, that’s really weird, right? 

Fucking YES. No other president has had this occur, that I am aware of. Fucking. Cult. 

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"SS MAGA-ritaville"

 

So what’s up with the whole boat thing? Is it like look at us we’re white and own a boat and you dont?

5 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

This does has the markings of ANTIFA all over it. 

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1 minute ago, JimmyJames said:

So what’s up with the whole boat thing? Is it like look at us we’re white and own a boat and you dont?

Not only that, it's an opportunity to fly your Trump swag flags (the more, the merrier).

 

 

Also Lake Travis in late August and early September sucks. The water temp is over 90 degrees. It’s like jumping into a warm bath. 

55 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Oh what a tangled web.

What do we do with a Trumpkin sailor?
What do we do with a Trumpkin sailor?
What do we do with a Trumpkin sailor?

Early in the morning.

9 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

"SS MAGA-ritaville"

 

I want this to be real

13 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

"SS MAGA-ritaville"

 

I’m still going down with the ship. Gold. 

I can tell you that by the end of the month, there will be a real boat owned by a real Trump supporter that will rename his boat "MAGA-ritaville."  With no sense of Irony.  

12 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Also Lake Travis in late August and early September sucks. The water temp is over 90 degrees. It’s like jumping into a warm bath. 

Like a Golden Shower Lake? 

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