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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

He just lies reflexively, even about trivial things that are easily refuted. It really is pathological. But he's gotten away with it all his life so why change? It's just amazing that anyone supports this douchebag. 

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2 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Zat’s a peach, hawn. 
/Melanie

 

 

 

Mark it four, Donny!

 

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*Yes, I know the first three were practice swings

20 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Not only that, it's an opportunity to fly your Trump swag flags (the more, the merrier).

 

 

Half the deal with Trumpism is being "in the club."  It's really a childish thing along with all the other adolescent bullshit that comes with it.

Some of y’all already know this but Jimmy Buffett wrote Margaritaville in Austin after eating at a Tex mex restaurant. 

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3 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

The lake was angry that day, my friends.

Is anyone here a moron biologist? 

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Is anyone here a moron biologist? 

That's a quality post right there. 

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I was on 360 earlier passing mopac and an ocean of trumptards were lined up to turn onto north bound mopac. I have a Biden-Harris sticker an MJ sticker and a UT emblem on my bumper along with some anti trump shit. I’ll take it off the second we vote this cocksucker out of office. Anyways, traffic was slow enough to where I was driving by em slowly. So I just rolled my window down, put my arm out the window and just flipped the bird to all of em. I was looking straight ahead the whole time as these Douchebags were screaming at me. Felt like walking around the fair after beating OU. Very therapeutic 

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27 minutes ago, Dewey said:

I want this to be real

He is a comedian.  

6 minutes ago, Mapache said:

 

 

Texags is on board.

 

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53 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

"SS MAGA-ritaville"

 

Poor baby!

29 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Some of y’all already know this but Jimmy Buffett wrote Margaritaville in Austin after eating at a Tex mex restaurant. 

He wrote it at the Mueller Airport on the site of my house*. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*maybe

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3 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

The lake was angry that day, my friends.

Twitter having a field day.

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16 minutes ago, Mapache said:

 

Remember Hulk Hogan’s heel turn? He went from “All you Hulkamaniacs say your prayers, eat your vitamins, and nominate judges who will overturn Roe v. Wade” to “Fuck all y’all! I’m gonna call John McCain a pussy and trade wild conspiracy theories with the family of the guy who did 9/11.” 

This reminds me of that. Except that Hulk Hogan didn’t actually do that shit, but these MAGA fuckwits have.

I was on 360 earlier passing mopac and an ocean of trumptards were lined up to turn onto north bound mopac. I have a Biden-Harris sticker an MJ sticker and a UT emblem on my bumper along with some anti trump shit. I’ll take it off the second we vote this cocksucker out of office. Anyways, traffic was slow enough to where I was driving by em slowly. So I just rolled my window down, put my arm out the window and just flipped the bird to all of em. I was looking straight ahead the whole time as these Douchebags were screaming at me. Felt like walking around the fair after beating OU. Very therapeutic 
I...can't figure out what I was doing in Austin this morning.84ce11e893621b3272c4dac9838782c7.jpg

Was Dotard in town today?  I heard that, but not sure why the fuck he would come here. 

Given how it turned out, he probably was the grand marshal of the lake Travis boat parade.

25 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

I...can't figure out what I was doing in Austin this morning.84ce11e893621b3272c4dac9838782c7.jpg

God I admire you

This is the greatest thing to happen to Austin since ACL Festival SXSW Aquafest.

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

This is the greatest thing to happen to Austin since ACL Festival SXSW Aquafest.

No boats ever sank because of aqua fest. I’m told its because of all the dudes in white suits who had skipper pins.

I once got arrested at aqua fest for trying to sneak in after closing time. Thrown in the drunk pen even though I wasn’t drunk. The drunks had a plan to knock down the fence to get out. I abstained. Good times that aqua fest was.

3 hours ago, LonghornSean said:

 

I could be wrong, but I believe that was from a couple of weeks ago.

Also...

 

2 minutes ago, Burt said:

I could be wrong, but I believe that was from a couple of weeks ago.

That sure doesn’t look like Lake Travis. 

2 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

So what’s up with the whole boat thing? Is it like look at us we’re white and own a boat and you dont?

If it flies, floats, or fucks...

BUY IT, and slap some random Orangeman Flags everywhere.

41 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Is he dead yet? 

seriously.  every time i see this thread bumped i cross my fingers.

2 hours ago, DaysOff said:

Please be aggy boats for the double bonus.

More likely Baylor.   

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I saw this picture floating around Reddit.

 

This strikes me as a family that was just out and about tubing and got fucked by the cultists and their boats.

 

First observation, not a single dotard flag on their boat, second observation, they’re not white. Would the fire department throw that type of tube to rescue folks? Seems like that family just got screwed by these idiots and their idiotic movement.

 

 

12 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

More likely Baylor.   

Pun intended?

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I saw this picture floating around Reddit.
 
This strikes me as a family that was just out and about tubing and got fucked by the cultists and their boats.
 
First observation, not a single dotard flag on their boat, second observation, they’re not white. Would the fire department throw that type of tube to rescue folks? Seems like that family just got screwed by these idiots and their idiotic movement.
 
 

I agree.

I was driving up mopac this afternoon when the caravan of trucks went by. One truck was just fully wrapped with trump bullshit. I assume they were heading back up to Wilco

I just want to commend you all on the last several pages. This is the content I come to this board for. 

 
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Well, let’s wait to see what Kathy Hitler has to say about the race.
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8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

If there ever was a time to doxx someone off their license plate, this is it.

3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

If there ever was a time to doxx someone off their license plate, this is it.

If you got a license plate you Can know who they are. Its not hard. 

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And this is my What the Actual Fuck Is Wrong With Him face.


Breaking. Trump is by far the biggest piece of shit who ever lived. More news at 11 Jane. 

19 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

And this is my What the Actual Fuck Is Wrong With Him face.

 

Fucking wow

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