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The n-word truck almost seems like a Die Hard With a Vengeance kind of thing.

Or maybe there's some explanation for how someone else put that on his truck in an effort to get him killed and he's somehow managed to not notice it yet. 

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Just now, Prepuce of Doom said:

This almost seems like a Die Hard With a Vengeance kind of thing.

Or maybe there's some explanation for how someone else put that on his truck in an effort to get him killed and he's somehow managed to no notice it yet. 

If somebody wrote that on my truck, as soon as I saw it, I'd either cover it and call 911 and report vandalism.  Or smash it.  If somebody else did that, getting in and driving it around makes him dumb enough to have done it himself.

25 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

And this is my What the Actual Fuck Is Wrong With Him face.

 

This man is unwell. He should never have been allowed to assume his post. 

13 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Breaking. Trump is by far the biggest piece of shit who ever lived.

remember back when he was just the biggest piece of shit ever elected president?

those were simpler times.

2 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

Given how it turned out, he probably was the grand wizard of the lake Travis boat parade.

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And this is my What the Actual Fuck Is Wrong With Him face.



Do you know how many of his supporters wish they had the money to do this very same thing?
1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

I wonder if that guy votes Republican. 

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2 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

I wonder if that guy votes Republican. 

I'm gonna assume he votes "Trump".  He probably never voted in his life until 2016, and he hasn't voted since.

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4 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

I wonder if that guy votes Republican. 

Look I get this is an important story but you’re taking valuable media space away from the sinking of the trump boat armada on good old lake Travis. That’s one of the best stories to hit Austin in years.

44 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

And this is my What the Actual Fuck Is Wrong With Him face.

 

Who the fuck hangs pictures at knee level?

I came to a sickening realization a few minutes ago that I think really captures the bizarro-world fun house we're currently experiencing. 

Imagine that we all somehow come to credibly discover that Trump is actually a shape-shifting lizard from the planet Pustula in the Toilet Galaxy. 

Now that you've got that hypothetical(?) concept in mind, think about how much of his behavior it would actually explain. 

Sickening to ponder. 

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16 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

There’s a “TRUMP 2020” right below the other thing. 

right, I don’t actually wonder at all.  

my bad.. already posted.

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5 hours ago, elfenix said:

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Lake Travis is rarely rough...like this....this was caused by all their boats....so, really, they sank themselves.

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Who the fuck hangs pictures at knee level?

I read this in Larry David’s voice.  
 

i also look at these clowns on Lake Travis with boats that  draw that much water who still managed to fuck up an 8 boat parade and I picture some Judge Smails type asshole starting the whole thing off:

”it’s easy to grin when your ship’s come in and you’ve got the Coronavirus beat.

but the Trump worthwhile is the Trump who can smile with his pants too tight in seat.   
alright, do the honors Karen.”

That video never gets old, still find new things about it every now and then.

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9 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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Looking at this picture I can hear someone screaming "But Obama!!!" as they sink down to Davey Jones's locker.

 

Is that Liucci driving the boat?

6 hours ago, elfenix said:

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Can't stop zooming in and out on this, especially the boat in the background that apparently just Freedom Throttled thru We're Going To Have A Goddamn Parade Even If It Kills Us('s) wake.

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9 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

If there ever was a time to doxx someone off their license plate, this is it.

He was doxxed pretty fast on local Facebook, Reddit, Twitter, etc.

Right wing folks live themselves some flags. Someone is making a ton off trump flags.

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6 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Right wing folks live themselves some flags. Someone is making a ton off trump flags.

No kidding. We were at the big box home improvement store yesterday while husband was doing recon for a project and so I wandered around while he was busy. Saw a couple with a very large Trump flag pricing particle/plywood boards presumably to attach it for something more durable. The wife was apparently tasked with holding up the flag while her husband was lifting the sheet of wood to see if it would fit. Her arms weren't long enough to stretch the flag and they seemed frustrated. I considered pointing out the aisle with the tape measures.......but no, it just wasn't worth it.

Take it to 11 if they had trumpy bear tied to the bow.

Trump is not only on a Charlie Kirk retweet spree, but he is once again attacking widows, those nasty grieving women who exercise their right to do as they please:

I sense a little fear that someone is concerned about what HIS wife will do after HE is gone.

4 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Trump is not only on a Charlie Kirk retweet spree, but he is once again attacking widows, those nasty grieving women who exercise their right to do as they please:

I sense a little fear that someone is concerned about what HIS wife will do after HE is gone.

She’s a willing accomplice in it all. She’s a big of a piece of shit as he is. She’ll carry the trumpism mantle in some way

2 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

She’s a willing accomplice in it all. She’s a big of a piece of shit as he is. She’ll carry the trumpism mantle in some way

Charlie Kirk?

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1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I sense a little fear that someone is concerned about what HIS wife will do after HE is gone.

 

Shit, knowing Trump he probably has her name on a prenup that evicts her from any Trump property within 30 days of his demise along with severance of $25,000.

14 hours ago, elfenix said:

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Nawww, just need a bigger shark.

48 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

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...and shit that don't stink(like mine)

1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Trump is not only on a Charlie Kirk retweet spree, but he is once again attacking widows, those nasty grieving women who exercise their right to do as they please:

I sense a little fear that someone is concerned about what HIS wife will do after HE is gone.

In Trump’s defense I’m not happy about how my wife wastes my money either.

This is theft. Plain and simple. Sure it might seem minor, but to me it is a big deal. A- These were paid for by the Department of State's art budget (yes they have one), B- this is part of representation at a major embassy, and C- They fucking belong to us, the tax payer. 

Trump fancied several of the pieces in the U.S. ambassador’s historic residence in Paris, where he was staying, and on a whim had them removed and loaded onto Air Force One, according to people familiar with the matter. The works -- a portrait, a bust, and a set of silver figurines -- were brought back to the White House.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-ended-2018-france-trip-having-art-loaded-on-air-force-one/ar-BB18L58T

1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

This is theft. Plain and simple. Sure it might seem minor, but to me it is a big deal. A- These were paid for by the Department of State's art budget (yes they have one), B- this is part of representation at a major embassy, and C- They fucking belong to us, the tax payer. 

Trump fancied several of the pieces in the U.S. ambassador’s historic residence in Paris, where he was staying, and on a whim had them removed and loaded onto Air Force One, according to people familiar with the matter. The works -- a portrait, a bust, and a set of silver figurines -- were brought back to the White House.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-ended-2018-france-trip-having-art-loaded-on-air-force-one/ar-BB18L58T

He was probably gonna try to take them when he left the White House claiming they were his and he just brought them to the White House because he wanted them there while he was living there. 

Funny coda on the 2012 firing video

16 minutes ago, heso said:

He was probably gonna try to take them when he left the White House claiming they were his and he just brought them to the White House because he wanted them there while he was living there. 

No "probably" about it. When he leaves the White House, if he ever does, he's going to loot the place. 

19 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Of course, Trump can't imagine wanting your wife to be happy after you die at a young age. What does he get out of that?

31 minutes ago, heso said:

He was probably gonna try to take them when he left the White House claiming they were his and he just brought them to the White House because he wanted them there while he was living there. 

 

14 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

No "probably" about it. When he leaves the White House, if he ever does, he's going to loot the place. 

Fire the people who keep the inventory and have a sidekick delete said inventory, and who knows the art even existed in the first place? It's not like a Paris embassy worker will realize that the art work is sitting in Mar Lago next year? My guess is that we'll all hear a story in 2040 about someone noticing art work in Eric Trump's house belongs to the US.

2 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

 

Fire the people who keep the inventory and have a sidekick delete said inventory, and who knows the art even existed in the first place? It's not like a Paris embassy worker will realize that the art work is sitting in Mar Lago next year? My guess is that we'll all hear a story in 2040 about someone noticing art work in Eric Trump's house belongs to the US.

Yep, fire some small Department of State curator and run with the gold. Shit, might just take Fort Knox and Air Force 1 with him as well. 

4 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

 

Love the backdrop of the double-wide vinyl siding that needs a power wash. He's committed to his craft.

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