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Wait so it's a fake news story yet there's a tape of him saying exactly what the fake news story says he said?

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1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Wait so it's a fake news story yet there's a tape of him saying exactly what the fake news story says he said?

I was told it was fake news because he held on it to for so long and didn't come out with it earlier. I tried to explain that doesn't make anything fake news but of course it was not understood

Impeachment didn't fail dotard

3 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

The CNN article says it well.  Trump thinks he can sweet talk anyone.  He can only sweet talk morons.

And he's a moron who is easily manipulated by our enemies sweet talking him. Kim Jong Un played him like a fiddle. "Your Excellency." Give me a fucking break. 

38 minutes ago, elfenix said:

because of course he did.  probably told putin and xi and rocketman too

https://thehill.com/policy/defense/515700-trump-disclosed-secret-weapons-system-to-woodward-book

And there's no way it hasn't been in development since long before he took office but of course he takes credit for building it. Just like he takes credit for a bunch of buildings that bear his name that someone else built. 

2 hours ago, mdmost said:

Wait so it's a fake news story yet there's a tape of him saying exactly what the fake news story says he said?

I will take Gaslighting for $1000, Alex...

3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

 

Dear Mommy, .....

4 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

At least they finally put someone literate-ish in charge of his Twitter account.

 

Is it possible that Donald Trump lied about thinking coronavirus was deadly? It seems to me that he might think that would put him in a better light.

Besides his admonishing California for not sweeping their forest floors as he’s requested for many years, has there been a mention of the west coast wildfires by him in speech or tweet? Honestly asking as I’ve stopped watching the circuses

7 hours ago, bluto said:

Besides his admonishing California for not sweeping their forest floors as he’s requested for many years, has there been a mention of the west coast wildfires by him in speech or tweet? Honestly asking as I’ve stopped watching the circuses

Remember the action shot of Eric and Donald in the hurricane war room when Laura was about to hit? Well there was a big chart of the hurricane's path and off to the side there was a little chart that appeared to be titled California. Does that count as a mention? 

9 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

And he's a moron who is easily manipulated by our enemies sweet talking him. Kim Jong Un played him like a fiddle. "Your Excellency." Give me a fucking break. 

OT, but I recently (re)watched Turn:  Washington's Spies, the Revolutionary War spy series that was on AMC.  Then General Washington was constantly referred to as Your Excellency and Excellency.  But, given the time period, and the novelty of a non-monarchy, I guess that was understandable.  But boy it hit funny.

I really don't get why everyone's so upset. These 190K people were going to die any way. /DT Covid thread

 

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lulz at the random Obama mention. dotard is such a little butt hurt bitch. 

2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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If he believed they were good and proper answers, then why was the last sentence of his book that Trump is unfit to be president?

He’s all over the place this morning. Woodward got him shook. 

 

Haha.  His dumbass retweeted this from a person whom I’m pretty sure is not a fan.  Also, retweeting video of the victim shaming Sheriff from Kenosha.  
 

 

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15 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

If he believed they were good and proper answers, then why was the last sentence of his book that Trump is unfit to be president?

yeah but why did he sit on it until the last sentence, huh?

12 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

He’s all over the place this morning. Woodward got him shook. 

yeah, weird to not see his typical disciplined messaging. something is definitely different today.

I'm not a big fan of George Conway and I thought he and his scarecrow wife were taking a break, but apparently he's not.   Still I think this clip shows he's got pretty good insight into how Trump's brain works and why it's been effective.

 

So Ron Silver isn't really dead?  He's just fatter and back to being a moderate Republican? 

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Mr. I don’t want people to panic:

 

3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Mr. I don’t want people to panic:

 

All Trump is saying is "I don't want people to panic if it hurts the economy and my chances for re-election.  I want people to panic if it drives them to go vote for me."  That his followers don't see such a simpleton's brain working is the sad part of this whole ordeal.

10 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Can you imagine having this guys job?

 

 

He's an interesting story, JT Lewis.

Wiki article for those that don't know his background. It's Wiki and so the prose is rough, but the info is still useful.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JT_Lewis

6 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

He's an interesting story, JT Lewis.

Wiki article for those that don't know his background. It's Wiki and so the prose is rough, but the info is still useful.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JT_Lewis

At first glance I thought it was the Horns' former shooting guard. I'm happy for JD that it wasn't.

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

this is why we can't have nice things. These tweets, captured within a 30 minute period , show why we have no coherent policy on any major or minor crisis this country faces.

Victimhood, dictator advocacy, non-sequitur airing of personal grievances - it's all there. America First? ha!

He can't focus. He can't follow through. He has no tenacity or resolve. He is weak. Very weak.

 

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1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Our President running interference for the Norks.  Jeebus.

51 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Mr. I don’t want people to panic:

 

I know I helped kill 190K+ of your fellow citizens, but come on though most were old or minorities so NBD, but BIDEN IS GOING TO DESTROY YOUR WHITE SUBURBS AND THE BLMs WILL RAPE YOUR DAUGHTERS!

And we will prune the hedges of many small suburbs!  

1 minute ago, Lobo said:

And we will prune the hedges of many small suburbs!  

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I'm pretty sure that mean Kim Jong Un is dead

1 hour ago, pyrohornIII said:

I'm not a big fan of George Conway and I thought he and his scarecrow wife were taking a break, but apparently he's not.   Still I think this clip shows he's got pretty good insight into how Trump's brain works and why it's been effective.

 

That is interesting. I know we make fun of the "he sounds like us" aspect of his popularity, but I hadn't thought much about how Trump never learned to speak like a lawyer or grad student or middle manager. Those styles go from convoluted to soporific.

Oratory is in such sad shape in the American public. TV preachers and con men are the best practitioners of the art for the most part. Adam Schiff is a shining exception among others, but most able speakers seem to be on the wrong side. Limbaugh is a radio genius.

Trump, particularly in 2016, was so good at quips and lively speaking in contrast to the tired sounds of his GOP competitors and Clinton who too often sounded like a robo-candidate to me. (I, without qualm, supported Hillary.)

It's good to be reminded what worked for Trump and what may work for the next demagogue who wants to take the reins of the hate engine GOP. I'd like to say forewarned is forearmed, but we know that isn't really true. There was nothing hidden about just how vile Trump was when he was on the ballot the first time.

When you don't know how to operate an umbrella, I could envision a fear of water.....

 

With his hair and makeup he'd probably look like the Joker after getting wet. 

Explains his fear of low pressure shower heads too.   He wants to get in and out as fast as possible.   

27 minutes ago, Red Five said:

With his hair and makeup he'd probably look like the Joker after getting wet. 

Does Joker wear makeup in the comics? - Science Fiction & Fantasy Stack  Exchange

Transcript: Kim Jong Un's letters to President Trump https://www.cnn.com/2020/09/09/politics/transcripts-kim-jong-un-letters-trump/index.html

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It has been 200 days since the historic DPRK-US summit in Singapore this past June, and the year is now almost coming to an end. Even now I cannot forget that moment of history when I firmly held Your Excellency's hand at that beautiful and sacred location as the whole world watched with great interest and hope to relive the honor of that day. As I mentioned at that time, I feel very honored to have established an excellent relationship with a person such as Your Excellency.

OMFG

I guess this needs a “Woodwerd” under Comey. 

So I guess this is also why trump hasn't said or done a fucking thing about the fires out west.  He doesn't want to panic people.

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