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1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

Also, how many people died from Ebola?  Could it be that it never became a pandemic because they swung into action and sent people to stop that outbreak at the source?  But they certainly don't know what they are doing.

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10 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

Hi, Stephen!

Yeah, there's no way Trump actually wrote that.  

14 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Is that George Zimmerman?

10 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

That's just awesome.

11 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

There’s more insane clips but fuck it I need a drink. The president is a fascist psycho and 60,000,000 people will vote for him.

Yeah, this is 1936 Germany type stuff. Seriously

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I remember seeing this clip in a documentary before the election.   I never cared for Barbara Walters, I thought she pandered to her interviewees.   But I'm glad she took this clown to task. 

Press is bad, but they write about me, not the bankers.  He's an attention whore who disparages those who distribute his message, just to gain more attention.  Guy hasn't changed one iota.  Not his hair, his suits, his ties, his goals, nor his methods.  

 

 

7 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Running of the hogs

Last time any of them jogged was high school PE.    It's like Grand re-opening of the just remodeled Golden Corral, now with a second soft serve machine.   But only vanilla, no chocolate.

7 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

I remember seeing this clip in a documentary before the election.   I never cared for Barbara Walters, I thought she pandered to her interviewees.   But I'm glad she took this clown to task. 

Press is bad, but they write about me, not the bankers.  He's an attention whore who disparages those who distribute his message, just to gain more attention.  Guy hasn't changed one iota.  Not his hair, his suits, his ties, his goals, nor his methods.  

 

 

That part about Trump's interest in Hitler's speeches could make for a perfect Lincoln Project ad, especially if they can find some Hitler clips that show the similarity between their inflammatory rhetoric.  Of course, Hitler used big words, so the impact on Trump's "hurr durr" base would probably be minimal.

Trump's strangling of regulations has manifested itself in the meatpacking Covid fiasco. I think it deserves its own thread, so I started one.  Fiasco.

 

"A lot of people are saying...."

"No they're not."

Would be nice to see some of that now.

 

8 minutes ago, Gap03 said:

That part about Trump's interest in Hitler's speeches could make for a perfect Lincoln Project ad, especially if they can find some Hitler clips that show the similarity between their inflammatory rhetoric.  Of course, Hitler used big words, so the impact on Trump's "hurr durr" base would probably be minimal.

I would venture a guess that Hitler's audience was more literate and educated than Trump's.    Time seems to have shown our species to be lazy in speech, dress, just about everything.   

You all will probably be surprised to learn that there is no such thing as the Bay of Pigs award. 

4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Bay of Pigs Award.

I had to look it up -- it was an endorsement by the "Bay of Pigs Veterans Association", not a fucking award.

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

I had to look it up -- it was an endorsement by the "Bay of Pigs Veterans Association", not a fucking award.

I'm confused - why would he be so proud of being endorsed by a bunch of suckers and losers?

I had to look it up -- it was an endorsement by the "Bay of Pigs Veterans Association", not a fucking award.

“It’s a major award!”

 

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It says it right here on the crate...FRAGIL!  Must be Cuban! 

If Joe Biden took to twitter and started rambling about an award he won that doesn't exist....

59 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

I remember seeing this clip in a documentary before the election.   I never cared for Barbara Walters, I thought she pandered to her interviewees.   But I'm glad she took this clown to task. 

Press is bad, but they write about me, not the bankers.  He's an attention whore who disparages those who distribute his message, just to gain more attention.  Guy hasn't changed one iota.  Not his hair, his suits, his ties, his goals, nor his methods. 

She did take him to task. The female reporters who don't work for the fawning media outlets seem more inclined to push his buttons and if given space and time to work (by the other reporters) it can be effective. His need to control them has him losing his own control a little bit and it shows. I'd love a Yamiche Alcindor and Wijjia Jiang tag team but you'd have to sideline the OANN gal that always rescues him.

10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

how do you ban energy ?

 

 

Energy survived having Rick Perry as its Secretary. How could Biden possibly do worse than the milkman yell leader?

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

You all will probably be surprised to learn that there is no such thing as the Bay of Pigs award. 

Is Toupee of Pigs a thing cause that one I believe 

The first question of his next interview should be “Where do you keep your Michigan Man if the Year and Bay of Pigs awards?”.

11 minutes ago, Red Five said:

The first question of his next interview should be “Where do you keep your Michigan Man if the Year and Bay of Pigs awards?”.

Right next to his Noble Prise [sic].

12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

how do you ban energy ?

This Biden asshole is gonna violate the first law of thermodynamics!

11 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Right next to his Noble Prise [sic].

I’m pretty much convinced that wasn’t a typo. They really think it is Noble. That’s how stupid these fucking people are. 

6 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

I guess this is the new "but her emails."

trump's entire debate strategy is to constantly ask 'where's hunter ?', then threaten him with prison 

15 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

this last one is weird.  that's a big and kinda underrated gop talking point - that sure, covid has killed some people, but think about how many deaths the shutdown has caused due to depression, suicide, domestic violence, etc. 

so let me see if i've got this...trump = covid, and biden = the smart decision based on facts and science.  electing trump will cause a ton of death and even more sickness and will leave a horrific lasting effect on millions.  but also some bad things will happen if biden gets elected, but you won't hear about them as much because of the media but trust me those things are also happening.

how's my math?

Trumps campaigning to his choir.  He's not winning new support with his dumb, divisive rhetoric and his base will vote until he kills them all.   He could nuke them and the survivors would still vote for him.  It's not anymore complicated than they're not the majority which is why they're suppressing voters. Again, why would Democrats need to rig an election where their candidate is up almost double digits in polls?

3 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

I remember seeing this clip in a documentary before the election.   I never cared for Barbara Walters, I thought she pandered to her interviewees.   But I'm glad she took this clown to task. 

Press is bad, but they write about me, not the bankers.  He's an attention whore who disparages those who distribute his message, just to gain more attention.  Guy hasn't changed one iota.  Not his hair, his suits, his ties, his goals, nor his methods.  

 

 

That’s so Trump. “I think he’s Jewish but I don’t know.” Double speak. He’s the master of word twisting. 

1 hour ago, Mdhorn said:

Again, why would Democrats need to rig an election where their candidate is up almost double digits in polls?

He's saying the polls are rigged too.  It's all rigged.  The only way they can lose is if everyone else is cheating.  It's a psychosis.

15 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

That’s so Trump. “I think he’s Jewish but I don’t know.” Double speak. He’s the master of word twisting. 

It was also, "he sent/gave me the book." Pushing the blame away. Was probably Roy Cohn. Besides the family connection with Cohn and the Trumps,  Cohn and Roger Stone worked together to help the Reagan campaign so it keeps everything within the syndicate. Funny how most folks came to be on the outs with Trump, but those two (well until Cohn got sick and then died) did or have lasted the longest.

I'm not a professional political strategist, but I don't think potus doesn't listen to experts is the best strategy if you want to be re-elected. 

9 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

I'm not a professional political strategist, but I don't think potus doesn't listen to experts is the best strategy if you want to be re-elected. 

Problem is, it IS a good strategy for his base. They view scientists as “the elite”. They don’t even know why they are supposed to hate them, just some vague, nebulous threat to their egos. It’s fucking detached from logic. 
 

Dotard is trying to keep his base and cheat to erase the gap. That’s their play. It’s their only one. And it could work. 

6 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

They view scientists as “the elite”. They don’t even know why they are supposed to hate them, just some vague, nebulous threat to their egos. It’s fucking detached from logic. 
 

 scientists gave us cell phones and the internet including Facebook/Twitter, so the hate is not entirely unjustified 

45 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Law & Order!

 

I still can’t believe Don hasn’t got COVID. He really is the devil. 

24 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Problem is, it IS a good strategy for his base. They view scientists as “the elite”. They don’t even know why they are supposed to hate them, just some vague, nebulous threat to their egos. It’s fucking detached from logic. And they often don't know anyone personally who they consider a scientist even though science is all around us. It comes from the internet and other media. Added the bolds.

Scientists:

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Thomas Dolby - She Blinded Me With Science - YouTube

Episode 3: The ‘Mad Scientist’ Trope - InSPIre the Mind ...Top 10 Mad Scientists - YouTube

I, Borg - Wikipedia

This Nerdy Mom Came Up With A Genius Way To Teach Her Kids ...

Outspoken & Freckled: Young Frankenstein

WHY DO THE MUPPETS NEED DR. BUNSEN HONEYDEW?

2 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Scientists:

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Thomas Dolby - She Blinded Me With Science - YouTube

Episode 3: The ‘Mad Scientist’ Trope - InSPIre the Mind ...Top 10 Mad Scientists - YouTube

I, Borg - Wikipedia

This Nerdy Mom Came Up With A Genius Way To Teach Her Kids ...

Outspoken & Freckled: Young Frankenstein

WHY DO THE MUPPETS NEED DR. BUNSEN HONEYDEW?

If you can’t trust Doctor Emmett Brown, then I don’t know who you can trust. 

3 hours ago, Red Five said:

The first question of his next interview should be “Where do you keep your Michigan Man if the Year and Bay of Pigs awards?”.

someone needs to come forward and insist that he/she won the michigan man of the year the year trump claims to have won it.  they need to have a plaque made and do the interview circuit on cable news.

Here’s the video. 

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3 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Right next to his Noble Prise [sic].

 

We could make a mint right now if we cast fine pewter "Noble Prizes"  with Trump as the inaugural winner and market them on OAN.

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1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

I give that statue 6 months to live. At best. Its soon gonna look like a New York subway train in 1986. 

2 hours ago, Brandywine said:

I still can’t believe Don hasn’t got COVID. He really is the devil. 

Do you think he got a vaccine candidate?   Would love a reporter to ask, but no confidence in any answer.  

7 hours ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Energy survived having Rick Perry as its Secretary. How could Biden possibly do worse than the milkman yell leader?

Say what you will, but Rick Perry was 10X the governor that Abbott is, and is the least embarrassing Trump cabinet member.

57 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Sure it’s funny, but I’m tired of people doing their protest pieces in NY or Portland or whatever. They need to do that shit in Tampa or Greensboro or Butte  or Tempe or Columbus or Cedar Rapids where they could do some good. 

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