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4 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

"He's a fraud and failure, just like me!" says the man from the porch of his rented single wide outside of Toadsuck, Arkansas.

How DARE you besmirch the great name of Toadsuck!!!!

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    it won't matter if his taxes ever come out.  it won't matter if his taxes don't ever come out.  you wanna know why?  because we already know what's in them. since early 2017 when people starting

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Also, the Judge whose son was killed and husband injured in the shooting at her home, plus the two Deutsche bank "suicides."

I have always thought the Skripal poisoning was a warning.
18 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Woah really?  Why hasn’t this been talked about more. 
 

the entire political class is so fucking corrupt. 

5 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

 

Also, the Judge whose son was killed and husband injured in the shooting at her home, plus the two Deutsche bank "suicides."

What do you mean, how was the judge involved?  I thought her Husband was the target 

12 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

FAKE CLASSINESS!  

He said he was creating the Death Star, but this is ridiculous. 

 

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

I don't know guys, maybe we shouldn't have made this stupid, lying, broke, ignorant, cheating, immoral, hateful, racist, criminal, carnival barking conman president. I know hindsight is 20/20, but maybe we should have seen the signs. 

But he’s a stupid, lying, broke, ignorant, cheating, immoral, hateful, racist, criminal, carnival barking conman just like us?

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hey, remember a couple of weeks ago when Trump shit all over the troops and I said it won’t move the needle at all with any Republicans, and that it would be in the rear view and we’d be on to the next thing in a couple weeks? 

yeah.  
 

and boy, do I have some bad news for anyone thinking that proof of Trump committing tax fraud and being a complete and utter failure as a “businessman” will matter one iota to a single Republican.  

Just now, Jack Straw said:

hey, remember a couple of weeks ago when Trump shit all over the troops and I said it won’t move the needle at all with any Republicans, and that it would be in the rear view and we’d be on to the next thing in a couple weeks? 

yeah.  
 

and boy, do I have some bad news for anyone thinking that proof of Trump committing tax fraud and being a complete and utter failure as a “businessman” will matter one iota to a single Republican.  

Well of course not, but it may affect tens of thousands of swing voters in key states that actually pay taxes. 

1 minute ago, Dark Horse said:

Well of course not, but it may affect tens of thousands of swing voters in key states that actually pay taxes. 

so this will be the final straw huh?

I see.  

36 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

I guess they put pascale in the hospital on a psych hold. 

 

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Just now, Jack Straw said:

hey, remember a couple of weeks ago when Trump shit all over the troops and I said it won’t move the needle at all with any Republicans, and that it would be in the rear view and we’d be on to the next thing in a couple weeks? 

yeah.  
 

and boy, do I have some bad news for anyone thinking that proof of Trump committing tax fraud and being a complete and utter failure as a “businessman” will matter one iota to a single Republican.  

Yep. Nothing matters. If anything, Trump is underestimating what his base and Mitch will let him get away with. He could have Biden killed if he wanted to, I think. 

The only saving grace is that I don't think they have really figured out how to completely steal the election. Too many moving pieces and too much state oversight. 

3 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

hey, remember a couple of weeks ago when Trump shit all over the troops and I said it won’t move the needle at all with any Republicans, and that it would be in the rear view and we’d be on to the next thing in a couple weeks? 

yeah.  
 

and boy, do I have some bad news for anyone thinking that proof of Trump committing tax fraud and being a complete and utter failure as a “businessman” will matter one iota to a single Republican.  

The only thing that would cause his kkk base to abandon him is if he gave reparations for slavery. 

6 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

But he’s a stupid, lying, broke, ignorant, cheating, immoral, hateful, racist, criminal, carnival barking conman just like us?

Well, when you put it that way...

3 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

so this will be the final straw huh?

I see.  

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3 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

The only thing that would cause his kkk base to abandon him is if he gave reparations for slavery. 

Nah, they would just justify it as "See! Trump helps black people too! He's not racist!"

 

 

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Just now, Bruh Man said:

The only thing that would cause his kkk base to abandon him is if he gave reparations for slavery. 

Even that wouldn't sway his base.  They are fully behind him. To them, it really doesn't matter what he does. Because of that, he is actually capable of being a unifier if he really wanted to reach across the aisle.  He could deliver Medicare for all tomorrow, in fact.  But instead, he is just as KKK as the KKK is. 

27 minutes ago, Xian said:

Woah really?  Why hasn’t this been talked about more. 

It's been well known since the day Kennedy resigned (and surely before that).

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1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Trump's retirement plan is to sell ugly shirts & flags to racist white trash. He's gonna be king of the trailer park.

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We've had faux news since 1995 or so
21 minutes ago, SaucyJack said:

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Creepy

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He spent his entire wad and the whole thing is about to come crashing down.


From your fingers to God’s eyes...

We can only hope!
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This is actually really, really, REALLY important. When individuals are going through the security clearance process - and once they’ve GOTTEN a clearance - large outstanding debt is a huge red flag, and regularly results in denial fo said clearance. Because it has been shown to be, over and over, a huge source of vulnerability to manipulation, coercion, etc.

Someone in the hole for $300 million will do anything to get out of that hole. If they are a narcissist sociopath, betraying the country doesn’t even make them blink.

We have a vulnerable, compromised traitor in the White House....and the GOP worships him as an infallible god. They can never remove this stain from who they are.
1 hour ago, Woland said:


I have always thought the Skripal poisoning was a warning.

I had forgotten about that incident. I need to go back and reread a little. 

1 hour ago, Xian said:

What do you mean, how was the judge involved?  I thought her Husband was the target 

It was very weird. Supposedly the assailant was an attorney with a grudge. He was found dead (presumably suicide) in his car with a list of people with whom he had grievances and the judge was one of them. It was probably a horrible coincidence, but at this point, who knows. 
 

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

That's in very poor taste.

 

 

I'm not saying it's inaccurate, but it's in poor taste. 

I hadn’t really thought about that taste. You’re a sick fuck.

2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Holy shit 

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. – Former campaign manager for Donald Trump, Brad Parscale, who was replaced by the President less than four month until November’s vote was reportedly armed with a gun and threatening to harm himself at his Fort Lauderdale home on Sunday afternoon.

Police have not confirmed that Parscale worked for Trump, but records confirm that the property in Fort Lauderdale is owned by Parscale and Local 10 has spoken to neighbors who also said it was the former advisor to the President.

Fort Lauderdale Police responded to a home in reference to an armed male attempting suicide Sunday afternoon. When officers arrived on the scene, they made contact with the wife of the man who told them her husband was armed, had access to multiple firearms inside the house and was threatening to harm himself. She had placed the 911 call.

Fort Lauderdale Police said that the armed subject was transported to Broward Health Medical Center where he was placed under a Baker Act.

 

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2 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

More on Parscale 

 

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He paid Stormy $130K for sex and to shut her mouth. He paid his daughter $724k for what?

I am eagerly awaiting GOP lawmaker's rationale about how this is no big deal and nothing to be concerned about. They can't stay silent, but they can't go against him. 

2 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

Texags is exactly what you'd expect. Too many great posts to quote, but couldn't pass this one up. 

And aggy doesn't seem to understand that you can't zero out income with charitable contributions (although you apparently can this year because of COVID).

That shouldn't really surprise anyone.

Real Christian?  Nah 

Real Patriot?  Nah

Real Billionaire?  Nope

I feel like this is actually big. Unlike the shitting-on-the-military comments.

[Says the person who mentally unfurled the "WE GOT HIM" flag while listening to Gordon Sondland's testimony during impeachment last year...was it last year...who knows]

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Fuck Brad Parscale and fuck being classy about it.

This asshole and the asshole he works for have inspired multiple crazy people to actually murder innocent people, send death threats and build bombs meant for journalists and government officials, let Saudi Arabia murder an American journalist with not just no repercussions but actually rewarded them, encouraged law enforcement to murder Americans, and like, I can’t even finish the list of all the damage the “Death Star” of Parscale has done on behalf of the asshole squatting in The White House.

I hope he felt the walls closing in. Maybe he’s under investigation and it isn’t public yet. Maybe his wife told him to fuck off. Maybe he just couldn’t look himself in the mirror any longer.

I don’t know and I don’t care.

They all deserve to be shamed and punished and pay for what they’ve done to this country.

And if they can’t handle what’s coming and decide to end it all? Whatever. Fuck their feelings.

“I don’t care. Do u?”.

Just now, longhornmatt said:

Nah.  The one and only thing he could do that would be a bridge too far would be if he came out and said we should compromise with Democrats and enact their agenda.   The entire identity of the GOP and his supporters is simply about being against the Left, which includes the Democrats and whatever other bogeyman they don’t like and feel is slighting them. It’s that simple.

There is no objectively awful and immoral act that would make them ditch Trump, as long as he presents himself as being their defender against the Left.  Tax fraud, sexual assault, murder, authoritarianism, frankly even persecution and genocide ... nope.  They’ll always imagine the Left as being even worse and justify it that way.  There is no overcoming that.   The Left would always be worse.  That’s all you need to know, and it’s impossible to disprove.  

Literally the only potential landmine with those people is if you stop being 100% against the Left.  He could give the most reasonable, intelligent, and moving speech ever about healing the nation and introducing reasonable policies that find common ground with the Democrats, and the response would be,  “Wait, the Left is always the worst ... but now Trump is agreeing with the Left?  And he says we should reach across the aisle and unify with the Left?  Traitor!  RINO deep state sell out!”

The only thing that matters to his base is your sentence after "nah."  For him, its only compromising with democrats if he says it is. For his base, he could pick up AOC's entire platform while calling her a bitch and they'd be all in.  Remember, to him, whatever he does or says, he invented it.  His base feels the same. Its why he often says "nobody knew" in his diatribes where he talks about something that every person with a 3rd grade education already knew. 

Keep in mind that his base isn't the open neo-nazis that use him. His base are the complete idiots that believe Q shit.  The neo-nazis will also come along though because they have nowhere else to go. 

Not the brown ones.  

2 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

They all deserve to be shamed and punished and pay for what they’ve done to this country taxes at a minimum.

 

40 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

scaramouche scaramouche will you do the fandango?

5 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Fuck Brad Parscale and fuck being classy about it.

This asshole and the asshole he works for have inspired multiple crazy people to actually murder innocent people, send death threats and build bombs meant for journalists and government officials, let Saudi Arabia murder an American journalist with not just no repercussions but actually rewarded them, encouraged law enforcement to murder Americans, and like, I can’t even finish the list of all the damage the “Death Star” of Parscale has done on behalf of the asshole squatting in The White House.

I hope he felt the walls closing in. Maybe he’s under investigation and it isn’t public yet. Maybe his wife told him to fuck off. Maybe he just couldn’t look himself in the mirror any longer.

I don’t know and I don’t care.

They all deserve to be shamed and punished and pay for what they’ve done to this country.

And if they can’t handle what’s coming and decide to end it all? Whatever. Fuck their feelings.

“I don’t care. Do u?”.

Amen sister. Fuck each and every one of these shitbags. 

10 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

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Gil Bang and I went over this a couple of pages back.

He said he was creating the Death Star, but this is ridiculous. 
 

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