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6 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Or, Trump getting Covid from an aide who left the White House over a year ago and brought back in by Trump because he needed head to de-stress would be peak 2020.

 

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9 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

In case this dipshit hasn't come across your feed yet

 

 

 

Oooh, we got us a certified badass there.  

Isn't the New Jersey Dot Com Poll the new bowl game being held in Trenton this season?  

9 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

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Careful man. The COVID karma has bitten a few in the ass here. 

41 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Who knew you could get rona from sucking dick

2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Careful man. The COVID karma has bitten a few in the ass here. 

I’m pretty much guaranteed to get it (if I haven’t already had it) ain’t skeered

4 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Who knew you could get rona from sucking dick

Everyone?

14 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

And that young woman’s name? Donald Trump, Jr.

59 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

In case this dipshit hasn't come across your feed yet

 

 

 

At the outset, I thought he was like the "bro-cousin" of ButtercreamDream or something, but I guess he's serious.  

I know this guy is an inspiration to guys like Trumpers like Rex Kramer and GRH, and I'm sure someone like him will end up shooting my town. 

But it's just really hard to take his threats seriously given his choice in dishtowels.  

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40 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Everyone?

Not Hope apparently.  So I guess Melania is safe then.

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

One can Hope.

 

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

They misspelled herpes 

 

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

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Well done you beautiful bastards

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

In case this dipshit hasn't come across your feed yet

 

 

 

The comments under Rex's tweet of this video have some gems.

 

This seems like a media manipulation to change the narrative. Might not be but wouldn’t be surprised. 

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1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Feature.  Not a bug.

4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

This seems like a media manipulation to change the narrative. Might not be but wouldn’t be surprised. 

I wouldn't be surprised if he actually had her injected with Covid while she slept or something, just to get everyone to stop talking about what a giant, gaping asshole he was in the debate.  I put nothing past this guy.

1 minute ago, bolverk said:

 

Feature.  Not a bug.

Such wonderful Christians....

1 minute ago, Upgrayedd said:

Feature.  Not a bug.

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4 hours ago, troph said:

that's serious dedication.  very admirable.  I don't think my relationship is strong enough with my mom to interfere (in a good way) like that.  yes I totally see FB as the evolution of chain email.  we just need our parents to post funny memes and like if you agree posts that aren't dark, sinsister, politically irresponsible and fake again.  I promise I won't ever complain again.  I'll like every single silly and annoying one of them.

I was lucky. I gave my parents hell when I was a teen, especially my mom--that mother/daughter relationship. I felt like I wasn't the daughter she wanted and a disappointment, and it took going away several states for school and some maturity and then we managed to mend the relationship little by little. She and my dad were both products of extreme poverty and dysfunction, and it takes a while for a family to learn healthier strategies. When I met my spouse, his family hugged everybody and it scared the shit out of me. But they were kind and loving people. My parents were too, it just took us awhile to learn how to express it to each other. But yeah, I was lucky. I hope it works out and you'll be able to have that too some time in the future. Until then, do what you can to keep yourself sane and positive. It sounds like the camping is a great way to do that.

2 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Such wonderful Christians....

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1 hour ago, TexEx15 said:

 

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Fingers, toes, eyes were crossed when saying that. 

4 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said:

I love you Dilbert guy 

 

Poor little snowflake.

11 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Do you think Hope is going to be wifey number 4? She’s about the right age that Don likes. 

2 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Hope she got the Herman Cain strain and not that weak ass Rand Paul version.

2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

In case this dipshit hasn't come across your feed yet

 

 

 

Enjoy your stay in prison.  

Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

Hope she got the Herman Cain strain and not that weak ass Rand Paul version.

In a telephone interview with Sean Hannity on Fox News on Thursday night, Mr. Trump confirmed that Ms. Hicks tested positive and appeared to blame soldiers and law enforcement officials who he said want to give her a hug and thank her for her work for the president.

“She’s a very warm person,” Mr. Trump said. “When soldiers and law enforcement come up to her,” he said, she does not want to reject their entreaties. “It’s very, very hard,” he said. “I was surprised to hear with Hope,” he said. Mr. Trump said he and the first lady both received new tests for the coronavirus, and he floated the possibility of them being in quarantine.

20 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Bet he is mad.

So Don says that on Fox but won’t say it in front of 70 million potential voters. Ummm. 

Next Biden debate is the 15th, so how long are they quarantining nowadays? The last person I knew only had to be for about five days (it was a contact trace) and that was because their test was negative.

The President finally condemns white supremacy. Cool 

Not to be a conspiracy theorist, but they aren't waiting for the rapid test. They have to be waiting for the more accurate test that takes longer. They wouldn't have done the second one, if the first one was negative. 

Trump will next week go away quietly for a debate prep*.

*He’ll be in Walter Reed suffering from the “hoax” virus. 

So is his rapid antigen test positive? Seems like they wouldn’t pass up an opportunity to indicate he’s negative. 

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Not to be a conspiracy theorist, but they aren't waiting for the rapid test. They have to be waiting for the more accurate test that takes longer. They wouldn't have done the second one, if the first one was negative. 

Yeah, he got the rona. 

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Not to be a conspiracy theorist, but they aren't waiting for the rapid test. They have to be waiting for the more accurate test that takes longer. They wouldn't have done the second one, if the first one was negative. 

I tend to agree. Knowing what we know about Trump, there's no fucking way he quarantines if he had a negative test.

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