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Just now, MissingInAction said:

Gonna need a link before I masturbate furiously in celebration.

Get rubbin 

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1 minute ago, MissingInAction said:

Gonna need a link before I masturbate furiously in celebration.

 

1 minute ago, MissingInAction said:

Gonna need a link before I masturbate furiously in celebration.

 

Holy shit thank God Biden socially distanced and kept his mask on around trump

if he dies, he dies

/Drago

 

 

 

Oh my. Man that’s tough. Let me look around for some empathy. Nope, fresh out 

2 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Gonna need a link before I masturbate furiously in celebration.

 

Well fuck my ass if fox fucking news didn't break one of the biggest stories of the year that the white house didn't want to get out

25 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Yes, I understand that and agree that there is no bottom for the narcissistic pile of human garbage called Donald Trump. Except this one was said on the debate stage with half the country watching. I don't think it will be forgotten anytime soon. 

Get used to disappointment. 

Just now, MissingInAction said:

But seriously this fucker is up to something and it scares me.

Yep. This feels like a stupid trump trick 

4 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Both....

 

 

Ok but I know better than to believe Trump about anything.  Is there some other confirmation?  

1 minute ago, Bojack said:

Ok but I know better than to believe Trump about anything.  Is there some other confirmation?  

well his past doctors have been very trustworthy.

So this definitely is going to turbo fuck our entire national security and defense apparatus. 

Like. Bigly. 

Top brass didn't keep their masks on around trump and per reports the white house has been pretty nonchalant with COVID mitigations. Anyone who's been to the WH in the last week is going to have to quarantine. 

Trick? How so? What would be the point? He just took himself off the campaign trail with a month until Election Day.

Cant talk about how bad the debate was if we all are talking about Trump getting Covid. Gotta change the narrative. 

He still hasn't denounced white supremacists.

Assuming this is real, it begs the question of how many other senior people in the White House have it.  

If Pence has it and has to quarantine...

Is Pelosi the acting president??

Trump still hasn’t released his taxes

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2 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Trick? How so? What would be the point? He just took himself off the campaign trail with a month until Election Day.

That's a big win for his campaign.

Just give him some hydroxychloroquine and inject some disinfectant... shove a strong light up somewhere...  all cured.

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10 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Trick? How so? What would be the point? He just took himself off the campaign trail with a month until Election Day.

We'll see what happens. 

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Yep. This feels like a stupid trump trick 

Handful of states are gonna kick start their back to normal process
1 minute ago, tchookem said:

He still hasn't denounced white supremacists.

But hopefully he gave it to a few of them.

2 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Trick? How so? What would be the point? He just took himself off the campaign trail with a month until Election Day.

Only thing I could see here is a possible exit strategy.  

3 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

But seriously this fucker is up to something and it scares me.

If you're looking for a way to spin this.....

Personally, I think it proves he's a reckless person put in a position of power he's wholly not up for, intellectually, nor morally...... but maybe he'll get that sympathy vote now.

 

Man Woman Positive Covid Nineteen. 

Just now, TexArcher said:

That's a big win for his campaign.

This is the Hillary Stumble cranked up to 11. It’s a disaster for his campaign. 

2 minutes ago, tchookem said:

He still hasn't denounced white supremacists.

He did very begrudgingly actually earlier in the call lol. He just stole his own headline

I don’t see how there’s any sympathy from the American public. He was flippant about this from the start, it’s not as if this is some cancer diagnosis that is just unpreventable. He even talked shit about Biden being a pussy about it

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Trump is going to have to resign over this. 

Haven't you said this for 4 years?

There is a God.

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Trump is going to have to resign over this. 

If he really has it, and I don't know what to believe, he may not survive it.  He's 74, obese, and he has high blood pressure and early heart disease.

3 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Haven't you said this for 4 years?

Yes, it’s been my running joke.  

And here I thought I was about to rub one out to some big natty tag searches.....

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