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Mark Meadows getting his "I'm in charge" speech ready.

 

 

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    it won't matter if his taxes ever come out.  it won't matter if his taxes don't ever come out.  you wanna know why?  because we already know what's in them. since early 2017 when people starting

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SNL premiere is tomorrow night, in studio. They'll be writing and re-writing until the moment the show starts. 

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

Going to a socially distanced celebration with a few friends at my buddy's new pool. We will definitely be planning a post dotard demise party.

 

Watch your cornhole, bud.

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he better not die tonight and get tomorrow's college football games canceled.

3 minutes ago, TexLonghorn said:

All eyes are on whether he will walk out to Marine 1 or be wheeled out in some way.

Well he has a deathly fear of stairs when he's feeling his best so don't read too much into that

1 minute ago, BigOrange1 said:

he better not die tonight and get tomorrow's college football games canceled.

He would have wanted them to play. He didn't bring back college football for nothing.

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

SNL premiere is tomorrow night, in studio. They'll be writing and re-writing until the moment the show starts. 

Yeah that's tough - if he's really ill they won't want to go overboard 

2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Mark Meadows getting his "I'm in charge" speech ready.

 

 

My money is on Kush to make this statement.

18 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Not sweating it, Trump assured us it would just go away some day. Nothing to worry about. It is what it is. 

Like a miracle, one day, he will be gone!

14 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Isn’t this precautionary Boris type stuff? I mean makes sense 

 

3 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

Boris Johnson very nearly ended up on a ventilator.  And he's 20some years younger than Trump.

 

3 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Maybe, but it escalated quickly. What you can take from it is he isn't the asymptomatic type of COVID patient.

the other thing about boris is...prior to his contracting it, he was trump-esque in his perspective re: cv-19.  he then contracted it and had a very serious case that put him down for a while.

now, he's issued orders that people breaking quarantine rules are to be fined 10,000 quid.

that's quite a change in perspective.

would one expect fuckface to have any type of change in perspective?  well, no...because that requires at least a notional familiarity with empathy.

4 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

he better not die tonight and get tomorrow's college football games canceled.

meh.....maybe a moment of silence followed by everyone in the stands pounding three Big Macs in a show of respect.....then kickoff. And for the record, as much as I despise the guy, I hope this is merely precautionary, as I would far more enjoy seeing his fat ass shipped off to jail. 

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I hate to admit it... but she was right.

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I think Marine One is a ruse. As someone posted above, it's not even fired up. They are sneaking Trump out some other way, he will be wheeled out and taken via ambulance. He doesn't want to be seen like this.

2 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

I think Marine One is a ruse. As someone posted above, it's not even fired up. They are sneaking Trump out some other way, he will be wheeled out and taken via ambulance. He doesn't want to be seen like this.

CNN just said the press is assembled there, so he's definitely going to be walking out. He can't even be seen wearing a mask...they definitely wouldn't let him be seen being wheeled out.

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So does the air crew have to quarantine after the flight?

As our President’s personal battle against covid-19 escalates, I would just like to wish him...

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2 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

CNN just said the press is assembled there, so he's definitely going to be walking out. They wouldn't let press be there if he had to be wheeled out.

Yeah that's what I'm saying.  He's not coming out there. He's going out the back door [insert surly joke here] and being driven to Reed.

5 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

I think Marine One is a ruse. As someone posted above, it's not even fired up. They are sneaking Trump out some other way, he will be wheeled out and taken via ambulance. He doesn't want to be seen like this.

Just like they did in "Dave"

12 minutes ago, Blotto said:

correct, he is Asymptotic

Vertical, horizontal, or oblique?  I'm going with horizontal.

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Just like they did in "Dave"

Ving Rhames was summoned.

Just now, shakahorn said:

Yeah that's what I'm saying.  He's not coming out there. He's going out the back door [insert surly joke here] and being driven to Reed.

If they pulled a stunt like that it would just fuel conspiracy theories. They would have been better off doing it silently and announcing it later.

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

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5 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

CNN just said the press is assembled there, so he's definitely going to be walking out. He can't even be seen wearing a mask...they definitely wouldn't let him be seen being wheeled out.

Yeah, he's going to get gussied up the best he can to put on a show that he can walk out, he's fine, etc.  I mean....he kind of has to now.

37 minutes ago, hookem17 said:

Holy shit. Things are escalating quickly. 

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19 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

5 miles or so.  Point being, this is highly abnormal.  

Last year when he went for part one of his physical (bwahahahahaha) they took him in the SUV.  This can’t be some just precautionary shit if he’s being flown.

Just remember they worked on JFK for a good while and the back of his skull was gone

6 minutes ago, RPM said:

If they pulled a stunt like that it would just fuel conspiracy theories. They would have been better off doing it silently and announcing it later.

It's like you think this clownshow is planning ahead.

After 24 hours he's already having bad symptoms.

I dont think Boris was taken to the hospital until 6 or 7 days after he got it.

44 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

 

This x 1000

He should be limited to the demon semen doctor, Larry Kudlow, and the my pillow guy for his medical care.

3 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

This x 1000

He should be limited to the demon semen doctor, Larry Kudlow, and the my pillow guy for his medical care.

Just wheel him outside in the sun for an hour or two. Some people say heat kills the virus.

 

This. The staff is worse at their job than a certain forest filled country where they rake the forests so they don't have fires

 

Just checked Fox News, Trump's surrogates are using these talking points:

  • The President is brave for taking risks and he took them along with the rest of the country because he wanted America to get back to work.
  • China is to blame for Trump getting the virus.
6 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

This x 1000

He should be limited to the demon semen doctor, Larry Kudlow, and the my pillow guy for his medical care.

You rang?

 

5 hours ago, TornACL said:

If these chucklefucks can't even take the simple logistical precautions needed to protect themselves, why should anyone have any faith in them to manage the complex logistical policies needed to protect us?

Coming into my State and spreading disease. Incompetent amateurs playing government. Fuck Trump and fuck everyone who supports him. 

Who is Laura Goldman? she says Trump has a high grade fever.

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Brian Williams might want to back off sounding like a helicopter expert.

This is contradicting the word out of the Press Secretary who still says he has a mild fever and cough and is going in for observation. Since it is CNN I am going to look around for a different source that's a little more newsy.

Dude walked to the Helicopter. He might not be doing well, but nothing crazy at this point.

The economy Gods demand human sacrifice. They are vengeful Gods, and they must be appeased. 

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