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He used the chopper instead of a car to get sympathy and attention.

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    it won't matter if his taxes ever come out.  it won't matter if his taxes don't ever come out.  you wanna know why?  because we already know what's in them. since early 2017 when people starting

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Does he have to get his orange applied daily, or is it like a once a week deal. If daily, will he get it applied at the hospital? This is important shit, I need to know. 

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2 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Where's the hydroxcholorquine?

 

I’m guessing having a headache is not uncommon for Melania. 

36 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

After 24 hours he's already having bad symptoms.

I dont think Boris was taken to the hospital until 6 or 7 days after he got it.

Maybe Hope Hicks got it from Trump.

Just give him more hydroxychloroquine. He'll be fine. Right, Trumpkins?

6 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

He used the chopper instead of a car to get sympathy and attention.

Actually, I just figured out why he took the chopper.  One of the symptoms of COVID is...diarrhea. He can hold it for an 8-10 minute flight, but a 20-30 minute car ride is problematic.

 

My daughter saw the video and said “woah, no makeup. He’s white, not orange.”

China eating his lunch now. Nom nom nom


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People aren't talking about the Proud Boys much at all today, which makes sense. I wonder if they plan on standing back a little further now that they know POTUS is contagious.

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 

So close to a 100% DOTARD impersonation, was missing a Sir though. 

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2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

I think the Nobel Prize is out but he's looking pretty good for a Darwin Award

^Noble

damn.  could be a full on outbreak unfolding from the WH trail.

Can we rename this thread "Donald Trump 1946-2020" yet?

4 minutes ago, triplehorn said:

damn.  could be a full on outbreak unfolding from the WH trail.

Damn...

4 minutes ago, triplehorn said:

damn.  could be a full on outbreak unfolding from the WH trail.

OAN? Oh wait, they said journalists.

1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

This is contradicting the word out of the Press Secretary who still says he has a mild fever and cough and is going in for observation. Since it is CNN I am going to look around for a different source that's a little more newsy.

They know they can't trust his staff.

I beg your pardon, I'm gonna infect you at the Rose Garden...

4 hours ago, Pasken said:

So is Donald Trump fucking hope hicks?

 

3 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

A lot of people are fucking hope hicks

She truly is a Super Spreader

54 minutes ago, triplehorn said:

damn.  could be a full on outbreak unfolding from the WH trail.

HOTSPOT!

BULOVA!

 

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34 minutes ago, Foggy Notion said:

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If this guy survives, scientists need to test his blood

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Noice.  Let's get him a ladies gold watch that's too small to truly feel in charge out there on the links.  

6 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 

It took me longer than it should have to get this.

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GOP is the rona version of this.  
 

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3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

LMAO -- a medical doctor who did his undergrad at A&M (makes sense) but med school at UT (furk).

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

I beg your pardon, I'm gonna infect you at the Rose Garden...

Along with the sunshine
There's gotta be a little rona some time

Can we rename this thread "Donald Trump 1946-2020" yet?

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CNN on here; usual talking head interviews.  A camera is focused on Walter Reed.  Standing in front of the hospital, in frame of the camera, is half a dozen or so people waving Trump flags.

WTF.

29 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

LMAO -- a medical doctor who did his undergrad at A&M (makes sense) but med school at UT (furk).

Which UT med school, cause there certainly is a hierarchy 

3 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Which UT med school, cause there certainly is a hierarchy 

UTMB 1995

3 hours ago, Calihorn said:

Who is Laura Goldman? she says Trump has a high grade fever.

Trump would only get the best fever

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

UTMB 1995

That makes sense.  UTMB was absolutely the lowest on the rung in mid 90’s.  Not sure if thats still true

I gotta be honest here, I’m not sure which thread is which anymore. It’s all the same subject. We’ve reached some kind of CR singularity.

3 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

 

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1 minute ago, Mole said:

I gotta be honest here, I’m not sure which thread is which anymore. It’s all the same subject. We’ve reached some kind of CR singularity.

Trump is the virus.  The virus is Trump.

22 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Needs yakety sax

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

' Even Secret Service is sick of his shit:

 

He gets them for "life" even after his term. sucks to be them. Unless you know..

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