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Yea that Trump tweet is confusing.  It’s incoherent enough to be him, but doesn’t attack anyone and used completely foreign words like “love”.  I think he is stroking out

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My trumptard friend said “trump will beat it. He’s a fighter. If Biden gets it he’s a dead man walking....”

Yeah the fat fuck 74 year old is gonna best this easily while thin, in decent shape Biden would die cause....reasons. These fucking people....

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Remember what Trump said in the debate, something like "I wear a mask when I have to". Yeah about that. 

8 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Before i pass out because this week has been a lot, i want to be on record to say that i think trump is scared. What i saw in the last few bits of media i could begrudgingly digest, i saw a scared man.

Good. He should be.

We'll see what comes of it 

 

Edited for clarification: " I saw an obese scared man."

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Steve Schmidt, ladies and gentlemen:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

Never heard of this dude but apparently he knocked up his girlfriend and a stripper while his wife was pregnant. And slipped the stripper a Plan B pill. Where the fuck do these people come from?

 

 

Made her a nice ham and Plan B omelet, did he? 

29 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Steve Schmidt, ladies and gentlemen:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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20 minutes ago, Chewy's Hairy Horn said:

Made her a nice ham and Plan B omelet, did he? 

I read the wiki this morning.  He mixed it into a smoothie.

11 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I read the wiki this morning.  He mixed it into a smoothie.

Hottub was busted?

STUPID ASSHOLE NEEDS TO GET OUT OF THE HOSPITAL BEFORE THE STONK MARKET PANICS AND TANKS!!

10 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

It’s from his Twitter account.  Not sure if he typed it out. 

 

Dan Scovino 

1 hour ago, Chewy's Hairy Horn said:

Made her a nice ham and Plan B omelet, did he? 

I think it was a planBtini

One month before the election, Donald Trump will be hospitalized with COVID-19.  

Go back in time and tell yourself that six months ago. 

13 hours ago, DanTheHorn said:

It is probably only a matter of time that Barr announces he has it, Kelly was whispering in his ear at that event.

I can only get so erect - GIF - Imgur

Has anyone every one the "Noble" and Darwin awards in the same year?

Watching the live video feed now.  This Dr. Conley has the demeanor of a football coach who was expected to win a big game and got blown out.  Dismissive and defensive.

3 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Has anyone every one the "Noble" and Darwin awards in the same year?

He may add the Minnesota Man of the Year alongside his Michigan one for the Duluth Rally alone. 
 

 

They had six to eight people in lab coats standing behind Conley during the briefing.

Who's minding the store?

 

 

 

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Nice maroon tie.  

This guy reminds me of Ron DeSantis.  

Texags and the DT crowd. 
 
 

It strikes me when they get really mad because we think they are stupid. It is not the “not liking it” part - nobody likes to be called stupid - but more the fact that 40% of the nation is too stupid to know what stupid looks like.

The certainty in which they embrace their patent ignorance is always something to see. The entire South suffers from this affliction. When told they are acting stupid by some non-southerner they will instinctively move toward the stupid position and any leader affirming it and double down.

The Civil War losing insecurity begat this mindset - and losing the segregation fight cemented it.

The fallout continues 150 years later.
5 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:


It strikes me when they get really mad because we think they are stupid. It is not the “not liking it” part - nobody likes to be called stupid - but more the fact that 40% of the nation is too stupid to know what stupid looks like.

The certainty in which they embrace their patent ignorance is always something to see. The entire South suffers from this affliction. When told they are acting stupid by some non-southerner they will instinctively move toward the stupid position and any leader affirming it and double down.

The Civil War losing insecurity begat this mindset - and losing the segregation fight cemented it.

The fallout continues 150 years later.

Basically the entirety of the media they consume on the internet and on TV is a drug whose primary effect is to make them feel smarter and better informed.

So 200,000 people have to die from COVID, but the President beats it one day? The Government and its tax-sponsored pedophiles, including Donald, have the cure and are keeping it from us.

 

#LibAnon

If his Doctor is to be believed about the time line (very iffy), then Donny and his Admin have know for days and went about business while trying to hide his diagnosis.  He intentionally would have people at risk.

 

16 minutes ago, Chooky said:

 

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29 minutes ago, Chooky said:

 

I'd expect him to "test positive" soon to avoid testifying

3 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

This is a decent impersonation. But not convincing enough.

 

You can picture the debate that occurred regarding how many and which random words to capitalize. 

18 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

You can picture the debate that occurred regarding how many and which random words to capitalize. 

Too many ALL CAPS. Not enough Random Caps.

2 hours ago, ndawg said:

Basically the entirety of the media they consume on the internet and on TV is a drug whose primary effect is to make them feel smarter and better informed.

I liked this fellows comment on the scene in the photo. I know this photo has been on another thread, but this guy understands the pushback from the nonbelievers crowd when faced with a report for which they don't have a talking point.

 

How many pulmonary critical care docs do you need on the team taking care of a patient that isn't really that ill?

2 minutes ago, royiv said:

How many pulmonary critical care docs do you need on the team taking care of a patient that isn't really that ill?

He’s ill with a fake disease, the flu is much worst !!!!! Take some aspirin and get Over it you big pussy !!!!

3 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

Nice maroon tie.  

This guy reminds me of Ron DeSantis.  

So, Biden can Now restart the negative ads that he put on hold?

2 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

So, Biden can Now restart the negative ads that he put on hold?

What negative ads are those?  The ones that replay all the stupid things Trump has done?

Just now, Beau Vine said:

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"Person of Color"  

Orange

Just now, Bullneck said:

What negative ads are those?  The ones that replay all the stupid things Trump has done?

You know? You’re right.

Is it a negative ad if you simply replay the presidents past speeches ?

Just now, Brandywine said:

You know? You’re right.

I was going to post the one where there's an animated chart showing the rise in deaths backed by Trump's voice saying how it will go away, etc.  

Those are from the Lincoln Project, which IS NOT pulling any ads.

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