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6 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

“Family values” = abortion for me but not thee

When it's someone else, they're trying to kill your little Janey. You love your little Janey. She's so precious. The thought of her not being born is abhorrent. 

But if little Janey gets knocked up at 15 by some guy from the wrong side of the tracks, it's "We can't ruin three lives." Janey takes a little vacation or spends a semester abroad. 

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literally the only thing that could savor today is trump dying so of course hes doing better. 

18 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

literally the only thing that could savor today is trump dying so of course hes doing better. 

Welcome to 2020 my friend. Three months to go!

Most people are at their worst a week after getting infected.

If he's already needed oxygen, seems concerning.

Whenever Trump shows up on my tv it makes me think I gotta adjust my color settings. But no, he is that color. 

2 minutes ago, mcbrisket said:

Whenever Trump shows up on my tv it makes me think I gotta adjust my color settings. But no, he is that color. 

Ya know, it's not easy either. Walk into the Walgreen's or Target and spend a lot of time looking for that shade of orange, dabbing a little on the back of your hand to get it just right. Maybe it's Maybelline, maybe it's Home Depot.

7 hours ago, JFKFC said:
someone fly this lady in stat and let her take over!
 
1 minute ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Ya know, it's not easy either. Walk into the Walgreen's or Target and spend a lot of time looking for that shade of orange, dabbing a little on the back of your hand to get it just right. Maybe it's Maybelline, maybe it's Home Depot.

Coppertone.

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The Proud Boys making sure Trump having coronavirus doesn’t overshadow them.

5 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Rudy with the ‘Dago Red’ weekend outfit.

 

Attacked by China?! Then we better go to war with them ahead of the election. 

12 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Attacked by China?! Then we better go to war with them ahead of the election. 

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Jesus. Rudy’s neck wattle looks like a bow tie.

An old crepey wrinkled bow tie of flesh.

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On 9/5/2020 at 6:10 PM, Fletch said:

I was on 360 earlier passing mopac and an ocean of trumptards were lined up to turn onto north bound mopac. I have a Biden-Harris sticker an MJ sticker and a UT emblem on my bumper along with some anti trump shit. I’ll take it off the second we vote this cocksucker out of office. Anyways, traffic was slow enough to where I was driving by em slowly. So I just rolled my window down, put my arm out the window and just flipped the bird to all of em. I was looking straight ahead the whole time as these Douchebags were screaming at me. Felt like walking around the fair after beating OU. Very therapeutic 

This kind of happened again today. Was on bee caves bout to turn left onto southbound 360. Like 20 trucks in a row all honking with those stupid fucking trump flags all screaming and yelling at....people enjoying their Saturday...? Did the same as last time. Rolled the window down and flipped em off. God damn it felt good. Especially when the normal cars would pass by laughing and applauding my action. What is it with these fucking people?!?!? @Brisketexan @atomheartbevo you two have admitted to being one time republicans but no longer. Back when y’all were working on the Bush campaign, we’re y’all tearing ass around 360 and Westlake drive with Bush flags making asses of yourselves? Of course y’all weren’t cause that’s fucking nuts. I’m getting pretty close to “I have one question, when trump loses I’m guessing you ain’t gonna keep that maga hat on? That’s what I thought....if I had it my way, you’d be wearing that hat the rest of your pecker sucking life but I’m not impractical. At some point you’re gonna have to take it off. So, I’m gonna give you a little something you can’t take off”

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10 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Rudy with the ‘Dago Red’ weekend outfit.

 

“If he can defeat this virus and comes storming back on the campaign trail....”

And there you have it.  He may have the virus, but I guarantee you his symptoms and recovery are being highly exaggerated.

8 hours ago, Fletch said:

This kind of happened again today. Was on bee caves bout to turn left onto southbound 360. Like 20 trucks in a row all honking with those stupid fucking trump flags all screaming and yelling at....people enjoying their Saturday...? Did the same as last time. Rolled the window down and flipped em off. God damn it felt good. Especially when the normal cars would pass by laughing and applauding my action. What is it with these fucking people?!?!? @Brisketexan @atomheartbevo you two have admitted to being one time republicans but no longer. Back when y’all were working on the Bush campaign, we’re y’all tearing ass around 360 and Westlake drive with Bush flags making asses of yourselves? Of course y’all weren’t cause that’s fucking nuts. I’m getting pretty close to “I have one question, when trump loses I’m guessing you ain’t gonna keep that maga hat on? That’s what I thought....if I had it my way, you’d be wearing that hat the rest of your pecker sucking life but I’m not impractical. At some point you’re gonna have to take it off. So, I’m gonna give you a little something you can’t take off”

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I've been known to tear around 360 and westlake for bush

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Aliens watching this are really liking sweeps month in 2020 

let’s see what other crazy shit happens to top last week

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14 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Aliens watching this are really liking sweeps month in 2020 

let’s see what other crazy shit happens to top last week

 

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Not sure what’s less surprising:

a. Trump’s body man catching the ‘rona

b. Said body man being married to one of Kush’s White House advisors.

2 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

“If he can defeat this virus and comes storming back on the campaign trail....”

And there you have it.  He may have the virus, but I guarantee you his symptoms and recovery are being highly exaggerated.

Maybe.  Note that as of Thursday, over 2 million ballots had been cast.  How many will have been cast before some hypothetical magical recovery happens and Dear Leader is back at it again?  

It might only be 10% - 20% of the final tally, but it's not inconsequential.  Beyond that, whose mind is going to be changed at this point?  Are there really that many undecided voters who are going to be swayed more by a quick recovery than the whole Covid fuckup in the first place?

Maybe.  Note that as of Thursday, over 2 million ballots had been cast.  How many will have been cast before some hypothetical magical recovery happens and Dear Leader is back at it again?  
It might only be 10% - 20% of the final tally, but it's not inconsequential.  Beyond that, whose mind is going to be changed at this point?  Are there really that many undecided voters who are going to be swayed more by a quick recovery than the whole Covid fuckup in the first place?

While I do fear that’s exactly how this will play out and how team Trump will play it...I do tend to think that play will only appeal to his base anyway. But, that gets back to the story for this election, up and down the ballot: turnout.

If Cult 45 shows up at 90% turnout, he can still win this. But the risk for other republicans is that Trump is THE party/race for their voters. If, on the other hand, they are discouraged or don’t fee inspired to go vote for him (imagine if he is dead before election day, as one scenario), then they won’t show up and vote for down ballot races either.

We still have zero clue how this will play out. This is the most chaotic era in the last 50+ years....and I’m fucking tired of it.
15 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

If Cult 45 shows up at 90% turnout, he can still win this. But the risk for other republicans is that Trump is THE party/race for their voters. If, on the other hand, they are discouraged or don’t fee inspired to go vote for him (imagine if he is dead before election day, as one scenario), then they won’t show up and vote for down ballot races either.

Just be aware that request for mail-in ballots has swayed heavily towards D than R.  This is probably not purely indicative of overall voter interest, because Democrats are probably more likely to want to vote by mail, but it's certainly not a nothingberder.

33 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Cheetos. 

Donny Copper.

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

If Cult 45 shows up at 90% turnout, he can still win this. But the risk for other republicans is that Trump is THE party/race for their voters. If, on the other hand, they are discouraged or don’t fee inspired to go vote for him (imagine if he is dead before election day, as one scenario), then they won’t show up and vote for down ballot races either.

The thought of John Cornyn losing his race because Trump died is flat-out pornographic.  Would be even better if Ted Cruz were up this year.

JFC Trump is going hard in the paint for the black vote. Every Trump commercial I've seen the last 48 hours on TV and radio has been pushing Trump signing CJ reform and Biden pushing it in the 90's. Do they honestly think black voters are that dumb or... wait, just answered my own question.

Seeing the same in Florida. I’d guess they’re hoping to reduce black turnout rather than really trying to win that vote.

It certainly was in their digital campaign the last time. That they would keep that tactic makes sense.

If you listen to The Ticket stream via the SD app, you get 2 Trump commercials per segment.

3 minutes ago, RPM said:

If you listen to The Ticket stream via the SD app, you get 2 Trump commercials per segment.

One more reason to be glad the station has gone to shit and I barely listen.  

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In these challenging and confusing times, it's nice to know that Diamond & Silk, despite being cast aside from Fox News for touting conspiracy theories (soooo hypocritical-what were they thinking?) can still be of service to the President.   In a retweet from his account yesterday....

 

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In Trump's next reality TV show he's going to be Don Exotic. 

1 hour ago, Continental Op said:

One more reason to be glad the station has gone to shit and I barely listen.  

So they actually did just lose a listener?

Just now, Asithappens said:

In Trump's next reality TV show he's going to be Don Exotic. 

More like The Walking Dead

5 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Aliens watching this are really liking sweeps month in 2020 

let’s see what other crazy shit happens to top last week

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1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

In these challenging and confusing times, it's nice to know that Diamond & Silk, despite being cast aside from Fox News for touting conspiracy theories (soooo hypocritical-what were they thinking?) can still be of service to the President.   In a retweet from his account yesterday....

 

Jordan Shipley follows them on twitter. 🥴

1 hour ago, Asithappens said:

In Trump's next reality TV show he's going to be Don Exotic. 

Rename it Don Erratic and I might believe it.

There's no big insight into this idiot. If it benefits him or his criminal family/friends he'll do it I matter who else it fucks over. That's all he's about

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