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21 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

we told him we would execute the airstrikes and then put him in a room with independence day on

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I just spent 2 hours watching a movie. What could go wrong? Open up browser and oh shit. The periods of time are narrowing between batshit crazy trump antics 

I mean, he’s the Mad King from GOT, right?  Burn them all!

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1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

Lulz. He realized he fucked up. 

 

I'm disrespectful to dirt! Can you see that I am serious? Out of my way, all of you! This is no place for loafers! Join me or die! Can you do any less? 

30 minutes ago, immamac said:

You can't just say random shit and then people just do stuff that's not how being president works. Again you know so much better than this.

I just. Come on man. I know we are all feeling shit right now, but this is just wrong. Yes. Yes he can. That’s not how being president SHOULD work, but it absolutely does. 

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19 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

 

 

We might wake up in the morning to find that Trump has "negotiated" a $5 trillion stimulus and infrastructure deal all on Twitter.  He could call it "Infrastructure Week". 

 

 

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I just. Come on man. I know we are all feeling shit right now, but this is just wrong. Yes. Yes he can. That’s not how being president SHOULD work, but it absolutely does. 

except...all his staff and aides are quarantined and he's all alone. Normally you would be correct, but there's no one around to help him do anything.

6 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I'm disrespectful to dirt! Can you see that I am serious? Out of my way, all of you! This is no place for loafers! Join me or die! Can you do any less? 

Mr Sparkle will always a pos rep from me.

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except...all his staff and aides are quarantined and he's all alone. Normally you would be correct, but there's no one around to help him do anything.

Maybe he will find a friend in a drawer. A lonely drawer. One that hasn’t seen the light of day in a while. One that contains a nickel plated instrument that is loaded and ready to do a good deed. I’m not saying, well, yes I am. 

Man I bet Kellyanne Conway is just goddamn tired of children with cell phones


It takes a lot less than you think. It’s more than a tweet, but it doesn’t require him to do much more than issue the order. He could order a fucking air strike on Toronto without much trouble.

Canada has a ban on travel from the US. How the bombers gonna get there? Duh!

Remember when Obama tweeted around twice a day and Fox News labeled him Twitterer in Chief? Those were the days...

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

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Shine On You Crazy Zirconia

1 hour ago, immamac said:

except...all his staff and aides are quarantined and he's all alone. Normally you would be correct, but there's no one around to help him do anything.

Right he's sitting all alone in the fucking residence.

That would seem like a pretty big fucking hole in our national security if the president can't respond because some people are out sick or quarantined.

I know you're trying to down play this for reasons, but you know damn well that if a military crisis happened we would have the capability to respond immediately.

Also I love how you think people are just going to stop following the president's orders. Maybe they won't drop a bomb on Toronto because it's an unlawful order, but what keeps him from removing troops from all of Europe or the Korean peninsula? Or from moving carriers to the coast of China? Where's the line? 

38 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

Man I bet Kellyanne Conway is just goddamn tired of children with cell phones

Sounds like they are pitching a reality show. 

so is he just milling around the west wing on his phone like a middle school girl in a mall?  i am picturing paul kinsey by himself all night at sterling cooper bonding with the janitor. 

13 hours ago, Chooky said:

Maliciously hoping someone would die is beneath me, but sometimes things just happen. Look, it is what it is. 

Did you have a problem wanting Bin Laden taken out? 

This guy and his republican conspirators are bigger threats and more dangerous enemies to you and me than Bin Laden could ever have hoped to be. 

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Brief summary of the President's mindset over the last 24 hours or so:

 

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7 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Pelops I should counter with $3600 and call it a day. 

This guy is no different than some old guy at a bar in Mesquite watching Fox News. Except the Texan likely kiwis decent food and can drive a car. 

*”3600 and the checks are signed The Democratic Party.”

9 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


He’s going to do more than that. Brace yourself. He’s going to release all kinds of sensitive info. He doesn’t care who gets hurt....he’ll cost people their lives, without hesitation.

The CIA will step in and Donnie will have a little "mishap" before it gets too far.

8 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Well, I mean....I picked Toronto for giggles.

He might also try to sink Cleveland....

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He ain't nuking Toronto or Cleveland, too many white people in those cities.  Juarez better watch its butt though.

8 hours ago, Serak The Preparer said:

Mr Sparkle will always a pos rep from me.

Some friends of mine had a band called, The Land of Wind and Ghosts.

59 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

What is this about? Is this what has him all stirred up? 

I'm guessing he's going to tell everyone that White Nationalist are a threat to national security? And Trump will be like, "no they're not"

Dotard unhinged starting still going strong this morning. 

They released a joint agency video yesterday regarding election security so it's probably one of the two?

The fellow with the pineapple reminded me of the boogaloo people with all their Hawaiian regalia. Don't know why he went for the Rate my Room look when the other agencies used a regular official backdrop. It's about a ten minute or so video.

 

(Should clarify: mentioned the pineapple not because Krebs is a boogaloo person; the pineapple was distracting. I am a 'look a squirrel' type of visual person)

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4 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

The president of the United States just retweeted this. 

 

 

Of course he did. He recalls his New York Military Academy training when he was a young foot soldier beating up defenseless underclassmen.

I've been in the camp that believes much of the talking about violence after the election is overblown, that the fat dorks and hillbillies with rifles aren't going to do anything, etc.

But Trump's rhetoric and what I'm seeing lately has me a bit worried that I might be wrong. I'm not sure how widespread it will be, but there will be violence if he loses. He's calling for it. It's barely even at "dog whistle" level anymore and approaching straight up calling for violence and attacks on liberals and PoC.

9 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

I mean, he’s the Mad King from GOT, right?  Burn them all!

King George III IMO

 

forrest fires. Also, he’s gonna win CA, guys!

 

Q twitter is going crazy over the FBI announcement at 10 this morning. They're sure that Christopher Wray is quitting because Trump is outting him and that Trump is finally going to finish cleaning out the swamp today.

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Q twitter is going crazy over the FBI announcement at 10 this morning. They're sure that Christopher Wray is quitting because Trump is outting him and that Trump is finally going to finish cleaning out the swamp today.

I wouldn't be surprised if Wray steps down, but I'd like it to be after the election. Bad things are coming and the FBI needs to be around.

Earlier this morning, under the name of a washed up, depressed, anthropomorphic cartoon horse actor, I made a post in the Melania hates Christmas thread.  The gist of my post was remember when Michelle Obama and Laura Bush had their beefs with Jenna Jameson and Ginger Lynn in light of the Stormy Daniels, Melania twitter fight.  I made a point of spelling everyone's name correctly.  I double checked that it's Laura, not Lara.  I made sure to spell the names of the porn actresses correctly.  Meanwhile, the President of the United States can't fucking spell forest and just tweeted that stupid shit out to the world.   

27 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

He's fired up this morning.

Gohmert. It makes me want to send more money to Hank Gilbert.

The Mueller Report exonerated me and was a coup attempt. Arrest everyone!

11 hours ago, Brandywine said:

Is he burning it all down? COVID is eating his brain. 

Maybe he drank the sample of League City water.

Really gotta wonder about a coup attempt that ultimately resulted in these bad actors refusing to state on the record that their target broke the law. 

That doesn't seem like first rate coup-ing but I am not an expert on overthrowing a government. 

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OMFG. I love James so very very much.

 

29 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

forrest fires. Also, he’s gonna win CA, guys!

 

I’ve seen forest fires described as many things: raging, destructive, devastating, inferno, deadly.   But I’ve never seen one described as “ridiculous”.

I’m sure this will help with his bold “let’s win California” strategy. Let’s see if it pays off...

No more blackouts, fires, etc. if we elect the guy who is currently president huh. 

31 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Law & Order!

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So Civil War starts today? Last 30 minutes on twitter makes it seem like he's calling on Obama and Clinton to be arrested.

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Today would be a good day for Twitter to give him a timeout.  

 

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